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2016-12-14

by shaenon on December 14, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Purple Waves
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  1. Moe Lane
    December 14, 2016, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Joy.

    • void
      December 14, 2016, 9:34 pm | # | Reply

      Is my joy!

      • The Occupant
        April 8, 2018, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

        Is my only joy! Joy!

  2. Forzin
    December 14, 2016, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    How many oldest tricks in the book are there, and how were they all conceived at the same time?

    • codebracker
      December 14, 2016, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      Depemds on the book.

    • luciferlordofpride
      December 14, 2016, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      It’s a very big book.

      • Chrisn
        December 14, 2016, 3:36 am | # | Reply

        I need different book.

        • s854
          December 14, 2016, 5:47 am | # | Reply

          There’s plenty of book to go around. http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/04/23/episode-1120-reading-material/

    • mickeyjf
      December 14, 2016, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

      Temporal anomalies allow for multiple oldests.

  3. Clifton
    December 14, 2016, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    The Dane’s face in panel 2 is The Best.

    • Jay
      December 14, 2016, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      He’s got eyes? Who knew?!

      • Sasha Honeypalm
        December 14, 2016, 8:55 am | # | Reply

        I know, I was wondering too.

    • Kroggles
      December 14, 2016, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

      Fire until you see the whites of their eyes!

  4. thedoctor55
    December 14, 2016, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    I thought the oldest trick in the book was…”Lookth over there!”,” What?”,”I Tricketh you!”

    • davidbreslin101
      December 14, 2016, 8:07 am | # | Reply

      This ain’t far off, actually… “Look over here and sneer at my hilariously inept plan! Go on…. go on….”

  5. casimir
    December 14, 2016, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    …I would say “That’s using your head”, but it would be wrong.

    • Shane Wegner
      December 14, 2016, 1:31 am | # | Reply

      He doesn’t quit just because he’s a head.

    • Josh
      December 14, 2016, 10:07 am | # | Reply

      I thought the Dane was due for a head slap.

    • Dewy
      December 15, 2016, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      I dropped my mug when I saw these puns. They are all bald face lies.

  6. Shane Wegner
    December 14, 2016, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    A Dane special agent holding a laser sword getting konked out by a fastball zombie head? That’s the 174th weirdest thing you’ve ever had to draw!

    • BRGR
      December 14, 2016, 4:08 am | # | Reply

      You have a list?

      • cloudster
        December 14, 2016, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

        The list is not chronological, that’s just mad science for ya.

  7. Alabat Macord
    December 14, 2016, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Now would be a good time for Chris to come charging in to the rescue.

  8. Efogoto
    December 14, 2016, 3:02 am | # | Reply

    The old fastball zombie head. That’s the second time I’ve fallen for that this week!

  9. OneUniverse
    December 14, 2016, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad there’s a cut off switch on that laser sabre. BTW, that weapon has to have a VERY steep learning curve.

    • DarkStarling
      December 14, 2016, 11:10 am | # | Reply

      I’m hoping they remembered to steal it before sealing him in…

  10. OneUniverse
    December 14, 2016, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    Good call on the distraction trick, CANDACE.

    • Candace
      December 15, 2016, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Thanks!

  11. Robert Nowall
    December 14, 2016, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Bowling for villains?

    • DarkStarling
      December 14, 2016, 11:08 am | # | Reply

      Only beaten by bowling for vampires.

  12. midwestmutt
    December 14, 2016, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    Called it. I am ahead on this one.

  13. Robert Nowall
    December 14, 2016, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    I notice, too, Zombie Ben Franklin’s associate now has that healthy green zombie skin color. Can’t remember her name, but I can remember that.

    • cmconnelly
      December 14, 2016, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      That would be me.

      I have to admit that I’d hoped for something like that since he, well, killed me. Actually, I was imagining something a bit more permanent (and tragic) for The Dane, but we’ll see.

      Also, sorry, Dan, but I’m sure you’d want in on any revenge we get.

      • midwestmutt
        December 14, 2016, 1:56 pm | # | Reply

        You can’t hurt a zombie (or an Irishman) with a whack to the head. Play ball!

        • Candace
          December 15, 2016, 12:24 am | # | Reply

          I’m sure Dan’s head can be sewn back on. 😉

          • Robert Nowall
            December 15, 2016, 10:15 am | #

            But you’d need his body for that, and they didn’t bring it with them.

  14. Dr. Steve
    December 14, 2016, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    I’m cold blooded, Can’t you see
    I’m of Danish royalty
    Come on baby its the walk-in for me
    I’m cold blooded, I’m cold blooded

    (sorry, Foreigner)

    • DarkStarling
      December 14, 2016, 11:09 am | # | Reply

      Sorry nothing, it rocks.

  15. notactuallyaperson
    December 14, 2016, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    HE CAN OPEN HIS EYES

  16. Jquandt Quandt
    December 14, 2016, 1:56 pm | # | Reply

    Quick! Take the laser sword and gut him! Unleash your inner slasher!

  17. Pygar
    December 14, 2016, 8:42 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, PLEASE let Unity wind up with the lightsaber… or “Harsh Light of Reality”!

    • Candace
      December 15, 2016, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      This.^

  18. D. Walker
    December 14, 2016, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    So at this point, how many people are still doing mental gymnastics trying to come up with more exceedingly unlikely ways for Marcie to have actually gone mad instead of just pretending?

    Anyone? No? Okay, good. Glad we got that out of our systems. 😛

  19. Bruce Munro
    December 14, 2016, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

    So the oldest trick is…hope a zombie ex machina happens at just the right time?

  20. Gyrre
    December 17, 2016, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    At last his eyes are open so he can clearly see his doom.

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