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2014-12-24

by shaenon on December 24, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Michael Brewer
    December 24, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I feel like Unity and Sweetheart are the Helen and Dave of Skin Horse. I’m curious what will happen once Sweetheart breaks through her own denial barrier.

    • ngmatt8652
      December 24, 2014, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      a real rampag, WITH THE RUINS OF FLOWERBEDS IN HER WAKE

    • Anson
      December 29, 2014, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

      So Helen’s a dog and Dave has Mel’s brain?

      • Kitirena
        May 19, 2016, 3:20 am | # | Reply

        If that’s true, can I have Mell’s body? We could happily have a purely physical relationship, nyao. I’m not that picky…

  2. John Campbell
    December 24, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    “Ghoulfriend” is insensitive to the differently vital, Nick.

    • Feech
      December 24, 2014, 12:44 am | # | Reply

      Nick’s probably just been watching lots of Monster High webisodes and the puns are slipping into his speech without his realizing it.

    • AndyW
      December 24, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

      Listen, if he can’t swear then at least he can be offensive. Let him have that much, at least…

      😀

  3. Robert Nowall
    December 24, 2014, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    How often does Unity get the chance to get high on brains?

    • oneuniverse2
      December 24, 2014, 12:32 pm | # | Reply

      Too often, or not often enough, depending on your point of view.

  4. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    December 24, 2014, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    She’s got a point there, Nick

  5. anonymous
    December 24, 2014, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    Why does that hat look like a colander with wires?

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      December 24, 2014, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      How do you know it’s not?

      • roberttheaddled
        December 24, 2014, 5:28 am | # | Reply

        Especially since A) it worked on ghostbusters, B) I’m pretty sure there was a colander version somewhere in the Narbonic run – probably during the ‘adrift in time’ or the ‘madblood’s arctic base’ segments.

        • xiombrag
          December 24, 2014, 10:03 am | # | Reply

          Also, it may be “Smart UNITY,” but it’s still UNITY. Why *wouldn’t* she make a neural interface out of a colander and some wires if she *could*?

    • Rex Vivat
      December 24, 2014, 9:41 am | # | Reply

      It’s a “Keep On Trucking” baseball-style cap.

  6. DanH
    December 24, 2014, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Figuring that Smart Unity is functionally a Mad Genius, I’d say it almost certainly is!

    (My reasoning? Well, if Smart Unity can design a neural interface single-handed, she’s certainly a genius-level intelect. As for the Mad part – c’mon, could you really describe Unity, Smart or otherwise, as sane?)

    • Salty
      December 24, 2014, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      Considering what we’ve seen of Brainity, she’s almost too sane.

    • BMunro
      December 24, 2014, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      There are different flavors of mad…

      • roberttheaddled
        December 24, 2014, 9:30 am | # | Reply

        That’s probably the understatement of the decade.

  7. Eddurd
    December 24, 2014, 7:41 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)”, Simon & Garfunkel)

    Let’s go! Pick up the pace!
    Switch on the neural interface!
    Unity’s too smart for me …
    She messes up the vibe of roomie!

    High on brains, she built this hat,
    A hat that’s phat, in nothing flat!
    Can’t keep up, she strains my brains …
    It doesn’t jibe, the vibe of roomie!

    Now the drone, I’m gonna drive …
    It’s running on Android OS 4.5!
    And when homeward I come, hope that Unity’s dumb
    To give the proper vibe of roomie!

  8. ZReporter
    December 24, 2014, 8:38 am | # | Reply

    To be fair Smart unity isn’t that great either. She would have killed plant monster to keep things in her calculations while regular UNITY managed to win the monster over and get the town some nifty pets while she got a nifty drink.

    • oneuniverse2
      December 24, 2014, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you for reminding us that being smart isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  9. Eric Scoles
    December 24, 2014, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    …and the penny drops.

  10. Shadowmehr
    December 24, 2014, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

    Anybody know why she has to be in Nick while she does this?

    Aside from his systems probably being the best computers in 20 miles.

    • Rex Vivat
      December 24, 2014, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

      Because Smart Unity made that device using his VR hardware.

  11. Knuckles
    January 26, 2022, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    They would also need, y’know, a lot of disposable brains to do that.

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