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2014-12-09

by shaenon on December 9, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Eddurd
    December 9, 2014, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    This strip perfectly sums up my life philosophy.

    • oneuniverse2
      December 9, 2014, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      Count me as crazy, too.

  2. Towering Barbarian
    December 9, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Heh. A philosophy like that deserves some mood music to go with it. ^_^

    http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=i've+always+been+crazy+waylon+jennings&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=E0BAF981DD73E302F51AE0BAF981DD73E302F51A

    • oneuniverse2
      December 9, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      Being crazy hasn’t *quite* kept me from going insane, but I like this version by Waylon.

  3. irdburns
    December 9, 2014, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I quite like that.

    • oneuniverse2
      December 9, 2014, 1:11 am | # | Reply

      Yes, ribs can be very tasty.

  4. Nate FitzSimons
    December 9, 2014, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Dag.
    That’s deep.

  5. BMunro
    December 9, 2014, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    “I reject your reality, and substitute my own.”

    And powerful Mads can do some impressive substitutions.

    • codebracker
      December 9, 2014, 5:20 am | # | Reply

      Where’s that quote from?

      • maarvarq
        December 9, 2014, 6:54 am | # | Reply

        Well there ya go… to quote the Wikipedia article on The_Dungeonmaster
        The quote “I reject your reality and substitute my own!” (said by film character Paul Bradford) was later popularized by Adam Savage of MythBusters.

        • John B
          December 9, 2014, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

          Eek, Not The Dungeonmaster! The worst film I ever paid money to see in a theatre.

      • =Tamar
        December 10, 2014, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

        Baron Munchausen (1988 film): Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

  6. TomT
    December 9, 2014, 2:32 am | # | Reply

    I’m all for this reality. Let it roll.

  7. Robert Nowall
    December 9, 2014, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    No napkins?

  8. jrwences
    December 9, 2014, 4:07 am | # | Reply

    Please tell me she’s not eating ribs with a fork. Even Hunter Pence wouldn’t do that.

    • Frank Hightower
      December 9, 2014, 4:22 am | # | Reply

      Ah but remember
      She’s mad

      • GammarayCanon
        December 9, 2014, 9:37 am | # | Reply

        I do that too. Although, in my case, it’s more that I dislike having to clean my hands afterwards.

    • oneuniverse2
      December 9, 2014, 5:17 am | # | Reply

      Pig lips or some sort of huge bean.

  9. Eddurd
    December 9, 2014, 7:23 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “I’ll Be There”, The Jackson 5)

    Just one side of me you’ve seen,
    Acting like a disco queen …
    I know I’m not, but
    I don’t care!

    I have fun! Hey, Melba Toast,
    I’m not Cleopatra’s ghost!
    It’s all an act, but
    I don’t care!

     I don’t care what the doctors say!
     Though my face is angelic,
     Still, my brain’s funkadelic!
     Just like you, in a certain way …
     You behave as it suits you!
     Planet Lovetron recruits you!

    Am I from the Seventies?
    Get a clue, oh cracker please!
    I know I’m nuts, but
    I don’t care!

  10. Guesticus
    December 9, 2014, 9:22 am | # | Reply

    Thought it was Milque Toast (or whatever weird spelling of ‘milk’ they use)

    • Wolfgang
      December 9, 2014, 11:56 am | # | Reply

      Melba toast is basically half-size crunchy toastlets. What Tigerlily means by this comparison, I have no idea.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 9, 2014, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

      Well, “milquetoast” comes from a cartoon character from the 1920s, Caspar Milquetoast, who was pretty much what we think he would be—timid. “Milk toast” is light and easy on the digestion, something somebody timid would eat.

      I can’t say what Tigerlilly Jones means for sure by “Melba toast”…toasted, sliced, and toasted again…named after Dame Nellie Melba…sometimes given to teething infants as something hard to chew on. Maybe that’s it.

      • LogicMouse
        December 10, 2014, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

        Perhaps she’s suggesting that he’s half a step up from a cracker?

  11. Wofmanjim
    December 9, 2014, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    I suspect it’s a roundabout way of saying ‘White bread.’

  12. Nomi
    December 9, 2014, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Another gem, Ed. I’ma be hearin little Mikey Jackson singing your lyrics in my head all afternoon.

  13. Smithnik
    December 9, 2014, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

    But wait…if she’s only crazy because she knows she’s NOT Cleopatra’s ghost, reincarnated on the planet Lovetron, and only acts that way for fun…then is she really crazy? So far, she’s the sanest of the Mads we’ve met.
    Yes, she kind of wants to take over the world with funkadelic robots, but on a scale of crazy and evil, is that really so bad?

    • Rob, Arbiter of Reality
      December 9, 2014, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

      So we have Tigerlily Jones, the sanest mad scientist we’ve yet met, and Dr. Virginia Lee, possibly the maddest sane scientist we’ll ever meet.

      The line ‘twixt sanity and madness grows ever thinner…

  14. Stewart C Baker
    December 9, 2014, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    Tigerlily just keeps getting more and more awesome.

  15. Shadowmehr
    December 9, 2014, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

    It has been said that the path of madness can lead to wisdom. It just might be possible that Tigerlily might have gone mad because she simply sees more clearly than any one else, or that anyone else would want to.

    • irdburns
      December 9, 2014, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

      That’s a part of mad science inherently, it’s why they can do the impossible things they do. It’s just that it seems inextricably tied with a certain amount of malevolence.

  16. pumpkincat
    December 9, 2014, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

    It’s used as a similar insult to milquetoast – melba toast, on its own, is bland and dry and something middle class white people would eat that’s got no soul, from Tigerlily’s point of view.

  17. Knuckles
    January 26, 2022, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    God I wish I had that confidence.

    • Knuckles
      March 26, 2025, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

      Still do. Gotta work harder to get there.

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