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2022-02-17

by shaenon on February 17, 2022 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Space-Bat-Angel-Dragon
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  1. thedoctor55
    February 17, 2022, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Did he say “foxed” or “faxed”?

    • soft
      February 17, 2022, 8:56 am | # | Reply

      “foxed”. Looks just like the “o”s in the “you”s, and not the “a” in “yeah”.

    • DaisyFM
      February 17, 2022, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

      Foxed. He’s not going to use a sweet innocent *machine* as a swear word!

  2. David B Huber
    February 17, 2022, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Oh, well played, Master Zerhakker!

  3. Frank
    February 17, 2022, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    for you, the day Mr. Green tried to kill you was the most important day of your life. For me, it was a Tuesday

  4. alphaghoul
    February 17, 2022, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Foxed? Is that an error or is Nick doing this without the filter now?

    • John Campbell
      February 17, 2022, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Nick’s been self-filtering for a while.

      • frank
        February 17, 2022, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

        he can be a monkey-farting gentleman when he wants to!

        • David B Huber
          February 17, 2022, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

          Odds are Ginny is sitting next to him…

  5. Flah
    February 17, 2022, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Stop it, Nick, he’s already dead!

    Actually, don’t stop. Practice due diligence.

    • kiralamouse
      February 17, 2022, 9:00 am | # | Reply

      We’ve got to verify it legally!
      To see
      If he
      Is morally, ethically,
      spiritually, physically,
      positively, absolutely,
      undeniably
      and reliably dead.

      (… For what it’s worth, I think we can conclude that on the first three qualities Ira is really most sincerely dead.)

      • Duane B.
        February 17, 2022, 11:23 am | # | Reply

        i would worry about the other five, the first three are a given.
        Nasties have a way of popping up at the most inopportune times.

      • Frank
        February 17, 2022, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

        Good thing Unity is certified in legal verification

        • Duane B.
          February 17, 2022, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

          he’ll be stamped, processed and collated, in triplicate.

      • awgiedawgie
        February 17, 2022, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

        Of course, in the Narboniverse, it’s not quite so easy to ensure someone is reliably dead. What with all the cloning and revivication techniques out there, someone could always bring him back. I don’t know why anyone would want to, but they could.

        • Bernerlb
          February 17, 2022, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

          For amusement? It’s always the best reason.

          • Frank
            February 17, 2022, 7:56 pm | #

            If you need a reason, you’re not quite getting the point of “mad” science

        • Jay
          February 17, 2022, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

          It would be fun to make the man who’s out to eliminate the products of Mad Science into a product of Mad Science himself… but I’m not sure he’s self-aware enough for that to hurt.

        • awgiedawgie
          February 17, 2022, 8:09 pm | # | Reply

          I suppose you could revive him just so you could kill him again…

  6. Moe Lane
    February 17, 2022, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Don’t call it a clap-back, I’ve waited for years
    For mockin’ and sneers, puttin’ ‘Sigma in fear
    Makin’ the drones rain down like a monsoon
    Listen to the bombs go boom
    Explosions, overpowerin’
    Over your operation, I’m towerin’
    Knocking boots, then I’ll root
    Your OS and take over your copter’s props
    Got a ‘chute, suit?
    If you don’t, don’t try to scoot
    Tip’s in ur base, taking over nice, suffice,
    Anasigma payin’ the price

    I’m gonna take you out (yeah)
    Ginny said take you out (yeah)
    I’m gonna take you out (yeah)
    Ginny said take you out (yeah)
    I’m gonna take you out (yeah)
    Ginny said take you out (yeah)

    • Moe Lane
      February 17, 2022, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      …Yes, I know he’s a pacifist. So maybe he’ll just take him IN. Yah. Ginny says take him in…

      • jdreyfuss
        February 17, 2022, 8:54 am | # | Reply

        As Nick has demonstrated before, it appears that his definition of pacifism allows for violence if all other options are exhausted and there is no good outcome. I suspect that he is willing to handle this situation peacefully and let his less nobly intentioned colleagues handle the next part unless he’s forced to intervene.

        • David B Huber
          February 17, 2022, 10:58 am | # | Reply

          Of course, Dr. Lee might derive great pleasure from schlorping out Ira’s brain and extirpating him to his own private VR – um – “sanctuary”.

          • Shadowmehr
            February 17, 2022, 1:02 pm | #

            Now that scenario is equal parts chilling and intriguing.

          • David B Huber
            February 17, 2022, 1:24 pm | #

            They could consign Ira to the original Whimsy World with dupliNick and the doppelBarons…

    • vitupera
      February 18, 2022, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      _Damn_, dude.

  7. theysabet
    February 17, 2022, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    **grin** THIS IS THE BEST. It’s going to be replaying in my brain at random moments over the next few days and making me laugh at inappropriate times. Thank you!

  8. BMunro
    February 17, 2022, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    That’s some solid gloating there.

    • Dewy
      February 17, 2022, 11:20 am | # | Reply

      Nick’s years of experience trash talking online serves him well here. He’s basically saying “I’m in your base, killing your dudes.” and “I ******* your girlfriend.”

    • Robert Nowall
      February 17, 2022, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

      It’s no way to invite Ira to the wedding.

  9. George the Archon
    February 17, 2022, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    This is indeed truely glorious, but only one concern – did Ginnie’s transplant and augmentation work remove Nick’s override and shutdown codes? Because Mr. Green’s _just_ the person to retain them.

    • David B Huber
      February 17, 2022, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      Not to worry. Dr. Lee took care of that.

      • George the Archon
        February 17, 2022, 5:45 am | # | Reply

        Thank you, I can now proceed to enjoy Nick’s taunting of Ira, untainted. πŸ™‚

      • maarvarq
        February 18, 2022, 6:12 am | # | Reply

        Aw geez, that strip! I need to warm up before I can cope with that level of emotion!

    • Nigel
      February 17, 2022, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      Ah, thank you!

      • Nigel
        February 17, 2022, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

        Replied to the wrong person, there >_>

  10. Robert Nowall
    February 17, 2022, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    That could be anybody calling. Check the caller ID, Ira.

    • Shadowmehr
      February 17, 2022, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

      Ten bucks says the display on the ID is something humorously vulgar.

      • awgiedawgie
        February 17, 2022, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

        Or it just says “Unknown Caller, Langley, VA”.

        • Duane B.
          February 17, 2022, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

          In some circles that would be “humorously vulgar”.

  11. DWVR
    February 17, 2022, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    There you go. Instead of humans versus their creations, we have something entirely new. Nick is a combination of the old humanity and the mechanical creations. He is the next step, the newly evolved creature. He is the future.

    • George the Archon
      February 17, 2022, 5:51 am | # | Reply

      Sure. Between his treatment of Nick, and his treatment of Ginny, this is a thorn in his side pretty much of his own making.

      (Or at least, if he wasn’t doing all those things to/with Nick and Ginny in defence of his bigotry, none of (points) that would have actually happened.)

      So Neener-neener, Ira, you played yourself!

  12. John Schilling
    February 17, 2022, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    Wouldn’t it be rather dangerous for Nick to make a phone call to someone who knows about buttermilk pancakes, rice krispies, and possibly a range of other interesting breakfast foods?

    • Moe Lane
      February 17, 2022, 7:03 am | # | Reply

      Oh, my, I’d enjoy seeing Ira try that.

    • Knuckles
      February 17, 2022, 7:18 am | # | Reply

      I’m nearing the end of a reread, so I can tell you that Dr. Lee removed those triggers from Nick’s brain.

    • George the Archon
      February 17, 2022, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      David B Huber provides a link in truly to my similar concern, above, linking to the strip where Ginny confirms she’d removed those ‘safeguards’ from Nick when installing him into his clone body and did also improved his wetware’s hardware (as it were)

      (Hey, I’m a pote! Or something.)

      I had lost track of the fact that this had happened too. πŸ˜‰ And now I kinda want to see Nick’s response to Ira if he tries it!

  13. Knuckles
    February 17, 2022, 7:17 am | # | Reply

    Please Mr. Green, you gave Nick a heart. You stole him from Annnex One. You ought to recognize his voice. Don’t deny it.

    …unless his fleshy body voice sounds different which makes sense too.

    • 5-tons-of-flax
      February 17, 2022, 8:15 am | # | Reply

      New phone. Who dis?

    • Robert Nowall
      February 17, 2022, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      It’s been said that Nick’s voice is the same from original body to copter to clone body. Something that impressed Dr. Lee. (He could’a come out as MacTalk or something, I suppose).

  14. Robert Horton
    February 17, 2022, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    Could someone moderate my reply from yesterday?

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      February 18, 2022, 7:35 am | # | Reply

      Shaenon snagged this one. Thanks for bringing it to our attention!

  15. bergerjacques
    February 17, 2022, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Dr. Englebright V. Nick and Ginny in the ultimate aerial dog….um, sorry Sweetheart…. aerial drone fight.

  16. George the Archon
    February 17, 2022, 11:16 am | # | Reply

    I do wonder if Nick can reach out to Mr. Green’s helicopter’s controls and/or engine though that (digital) phone connection he’s just established.

    (Unable to restrain evil grin)

    • David B Huber
      February 17, 2022, 11:59 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure Nick could, but his belief in the sanctity of sapient life would preclude his actually harming even Ira.

      That’s not to say he wouldn’t change Ira’s ringtone to something memorable however! πŸ˜‰

      • Sybilant Squid
        February 17, 2022, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

        Perhaps he could mess with the instrumentation and navigation systems in a way that non-lethally leads them to somewhere other than they intended?

        • awgiedawgie
          February 17, 2022, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

          Just hijack the controls and land them on the White House lawn. Make a little phone call to the White House that the newly deposed head of an unnamed shadow government organization is disgruntled and may be stopping by for a visit with the President. Then let the Secret Service take over from there.

  17. Robert Nowall
    February 17, 2022, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    Nick blew up the drones with his brain. And calling up Ira again. He slams what he’s carrying, and boasts about marrying. “Who is this?” Ira has to complain.

  18. Friendly 'Frankie' Frankenstein (@DeFriendlyTroll)
    February 17, 2022, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    Oh sweet satisfaction.

  19. Robert Nowall
    February 17, 2022, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    By the way, Dr. Engelbright seems pretty pleased with herself.

    • awgiedawgie
      February 17, 2022, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      Ignorance is bliss. She has no idea what has just happened with the drones, nor what Ira’s phone call is about. She’s still all smug from saving Ira from Tip.

      And speaking of Tip… We sort of left him hanging a few strips back (yes, pun intended). I wonder how he’s doing.

      • Robert Nowall
        February 18, 2022, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

        Also put on an aviator’s jacket.

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