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2016-06-25

by shaenon on June 25, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Can't Catch Me
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  1. Dave
    June 25, 2016, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Peacefully kick his ass and then peacefully make him eat his own laser fists!

    • OneUniverse
      June 25, 2016, 4:22 am | # | Reply

      I’d let the Jersey Devils get first crack at him, since he’s been shooting them longer: Eating his own laser fists could come later.

      • AndyW
        June 25, 2016, 6:57 am | # | Reply

        Nope. First make him eat his laser fists so he has nothing to shoot with. Then let the Jersey Devils at him. Biting and indigestion, that’ll teach him!

        😀

        • codebracker
          June 25, 2016, 8:18 am | # | Reply

          Shoot him, rip out his tongue than shoot his tongue.

      • Cloudster
        June 25, 2016, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

        Perhaps braised with a balsamic reduction, some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

        • Smithnik
          June 27, 2016, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

          I’m not sure Dr. Lecter will like you altering his recipe like that. Balsamic reduction indeed. Red Knight’s tongue would taste terrible that way, with all of the beer flavorings already there. Plus, a balsamic would overpower the delicate taste of taste buds.
          No, Red Knight’s Tongue a la Ravigotte would be the way to go.

    • thenardyr
      June 25, 2016, 6:59 pm | # | Reply

      Oh,
      We,
      come in peace,
      shoot to kill, shoot to kill,

      We come in peace,
      shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men!

      • Robert Nowall
        June 26, 2016, 8:09 am | # | Reply

        Scotty, beam me up!

  2. Forzin
    June 25, 2016, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I love how simple Hitty’s code appears to be.

    • Bryce
      June 25, 2016, 3:09 am | # | Reply

      Simple? Do you have any idea how tough it is to code “reboot hitting systems” into Basic?

    • Blayzeing
      June 25, 2016, 4:04 am | # | Reply

      I do quite liks it. That appears to be her main loop.

      • Blayzeing
        June 25, 2016, 4:05 am | # | Reply

        *like darn phone keyboards.

    • OneUniverse
      June 25, 2016, 4:25 am | # | Reply

      The code is about as complex as my first program, and more coherent.

  3. Adama
    June 25, 2016, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Ah BASIC, that takes me back…

  4. mrmonkeyhead2013
    June 25, 2016, 4:57 am | # | Reply

    Hitty! Hitty for God’s sake, get up! They killed Hitty! That lousy stinking Red Knight!…

  5. Robert Nowall
    June 25, 2016, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    Let’s have a little sympathy for Red Knight. He’s probably drunk and stupid…

    • Shadowmehr
      June 25, 2016, 8:08 am | # | Reply

      Now, now let us not defame the Knight’s character. We have no evidence that he is drunk.

      • Robert Nowall
        June 25, 2016, 8:43 am | # | Reply

        Well, when Nick “ferried the pig” around, he *was* drinking from what might’ve been a beer bottle…

  6. gwen
    June 25, 2016, 11:42 am | # | Reply

    I wish Unity were there to help with the “reckless and deadly”

    • s854
      June 25, 2016, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

      I wish Tigerlily Jones was there to help with the weaponry.

      • DarkStarling
        June 25, 2016, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

        Nah, in the melee they’d just wind up accidentally kissing. Nice, sure, but short on the wanton destruction we’re looking for.

        • gwen
          June 27, 2016, 9:41 am | # | Reply

          that’s one of the things i love about unity, she can kiss & destroy at the same time.

  7. Gyrre
    June 26, 2016, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    I’d definitely wear a ‘Careful and non-lethal’ shirt done up in a bolded version of that font.

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