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2013-11-21

by shaenon on November 21, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Manifesta
    November 21, 2013, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    I posted this once, but it didn’t show up when I refreshed, so I apologize if it double-posts.

    It’s only right that this story have at least one filk from The Zombies, so how about “She’s Not There”:

    I’m checking up on the zombies
    What is the sitch?
    How goes it with Tip and Artie
    And Stitch and Bitch?

    But holy clap you’re drunk, you’re blotto
    What’s that you say, you’re by the sea?
    Why aren’t you at work in Colma,
    Ginny Lee?

    Let me remind you ’bout your mission now
    The brain machine that will stop the zombie scare
    Colma is zero ground
    You should be hangin’ round
    But you’re not there!

    • Corye
      November 21, 2013, 9:33 am | # | Reply

      STITCH AND BITCH! STITCH AND BITCH!!!

      *dies laughing*

    • little Sis
      November 21, 2013, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

      Brilliant!

  2. eddurd
    November 21, 2013, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Walk This Way”, Aerosmith)

    Nick called Lee
    Just to check and see
    How it’s going with the zombie sitch …
    Well, we haven’t seen Norton
    ‘Cause we went cavortin’,
    And we ran into a little hitch!
    Then he told his honey,
    “Hey, your voice sounds funny,
    Have you had a little much to drink?”
    Such foolish talking!
    By the beach we’re walking,
    Though it’s not in quite the way you think …

    But still, I can
     Walk by sea!
     With Ar-tie!
     Walk by sea!
     Drun-ken-ly!
      (Just call me a cab!)

  3. eddurd
    November 21, 2013, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    No worries, Manifesta, that was quite a singular posting! (And I mean that in a good way *applause*)

  4. GammaRay Canon
    November 21, 2013, 11:31 am | # | Reply

    Nick, your pun is horrible. And kind of vitalist, now that I think of it.

    • Rex Vivat
      November 21, 2013, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

      He said “sitch”, not “stitch”.

  5. mnementh
    November 21, 2013, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

    I have never been able to use wanton soberness as an excuse for anything. I shall, therefore, contrive to be at least moderately buzzed during all waking hours.

    This I do solemnly pledge, as Sweetheart is my witness.

    mnem
    Vertical-ness is highly overrated.

  6. Chris
    November 21, 2013, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    So, who’s the guy in shades doing bench presses on the map?

  7. Anderson
    November 21, 2013, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm. So Nick’s lost a few hundred feet of altitude in next to no time at all and is trimming a tree with his rotor….

    ….please let him be doing really dramatic topiary work for hire.

    • Rex Vivat
      November 21, 2013, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

      Here. http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-408/

  8. Shadowmehr
    November 21, 2013, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    “No Nick, I am not drunk. I have been doing research on a possible upgrade for the brain-o-mat. I was simply trying to see if pickling the brain would help with long term preservation. Artie and Tip were helping me out with deciding on the proper (burp) formula.”

  9. WJS
    July 10, 2019, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    “Taxi’s here”?

    • awgiedawgie
      July 10, 2019, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

      They’re walking along the beach. They apparently called a cab to take them back to the hotel.

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