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2017-01-03

by shaenon on January 3, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Yes, Virginia
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  1. ngmatt
    January 3, 2017, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    oh dear, I pitty whoever gets unity’s gift.

    • Candace
      January 3, 2017, 1:48 am | # | Reply

      Heh. Yeah, this should be entertaining. 😀

    • Robert Nowall
      January 3, 2017, 8:56 am | # | Reply

      She’d give her heart to someone…or some other body part.

    • casimir
      January 3, 2017, 10:45 am | # | Reply

      Whatever the gift, we know it will be impeccably stitched

  2. Pygar
    January 3, 2017, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Permit me to point out that lost lightsabers are free to the finder…

  3. Bruce Munro
    January 3, 2017, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes I almost hate Sweetheart when she’s so breathtakingly oblivious to how other people are being screwed over by “da rules.”

    • Sheik
      January 3, 2017, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

      You are quoting the job description of a federal bureaucrat you know. I sometimes wonder if being hated for carrying out the mission in the most inhumane manner possible is something of a point of honor with them.

  4. Robert Nowall
    January 3, 2017, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Y’know, I can’t stand the idea of calling anyone on some level above me as a “superior.” It kinda implies “better,” I’ve seen too many of them in action to think that of them.

    • Voyager
      January 3, 2017, 3:11 am | # | Reply

      Yes, but Sweetheart thinks of them so, so so she calls them.

      • s854
        January 3, 2017, 4:00 am | # | Reply

        I wonder if this means Sweetheart has been in touch with their shadowy overboss by now.

        • Daibhid C
          January 3, 2017, 4:59 am | # | Reply

          I could have this wrong, but isn’t Sweetheart’s shadowy overboss Mr Green? Or is that just what she’s meant to think?

          • BRGR
            January 3, 2017, 8:24 am | #

            Yes.

    • BRGR
      January 3, 2017, 8:28 am | # | Reply

      Superior, used as an adjective, can mean of better quality. Superior, used as a noun, means someone who shit down on you in the pecking order. That is something completely different.

      • davidbreslin101
        January 3, 2017, 9:06 am | # | Reply

        When I first encountered the word as a kid, it was in its role as a synonym for “snooty.” Took me a while to get the dictionary meaning.

        • Robert Nowall
          January 3, 2017, 3:28 pm | # | Reply

          Somebody translated the German “ubermensch” (Nietsche) as “superman,” when it probably should’ve been “overman,” with less of a sense of superiority.

          I’m also not crazy about “supervisor.” By this point, I know a great deal about my job—more than some of the supervisors—and need them for just a few things, like handing me my paycheck.

          • Chris
            January 3, 2017, 7:51 pm | #

            Just remember that “supervisor” is merely a pretentious Latin version of “overseer”.

    • Sheik
      January 3, 2017, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

      You just have to keep reminding yourself (as I had to in the Army) that in the scheme of things you are a subordinate and _not_ an inferior. (Lord knows how true that was considering the 2nd Lieutenants I had to train.)

  5. Candace
    January 3, 2017, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    So, if people are making gifts, they are still spending something. They are most certainly spending time making the gifts, and they may be spending money on materials to make the gifts.

    • mrmonkeyhead2013
      January 3, 2017, 4:36 am | # | Reply

      Unless they’re crafting with office supplies…

      • comicsgal
        January 3, 2017, 5:57 am | # | Reply

        My first thought, except Sweetheart would have a coronary over the loss of office supplies, thus causing waste in budgeting.

        So, maybe instead other bits and bobs left in the various deserted labs.

        • BRGR
          January 3, 2017, 8:37 am | # | Reply

          Not this time. It has been mandated from On High, so it is not a waste in budgeting as long as you use those supplies stricly for the purpose of Santaing Secretly.

      • chrisn
        January 3, 2017, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

        Sweetheart makes gifts out of lint, sawdust and fur clippings (in her spare time of course). What? What’s weird about that?

        • John Campbell
          January 3, 2017, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

          My grandmother had a Samoyed, from the same family of dog breeds as whatever undefined type of Spitz Sweetheart is based on, and would brush her fur out, spin it into yarn, and knit with it.

          So nothing weird, really. If you’re okay with sweaters that smell like wet dog when they get wet, anyway.

    • davidbreslin101
      January 3, 2017, 9:11 am | # | Reply

      Reminds me of something that happens in Charles Stross’s “Laundry” series. The occult civil service decide their employees should do their own creative side projects “like at Google,” but force them to do it as overtime, leading to a demon-related workplace accident at 4AM.

  6. Mental Mouse
    January 3, 2017, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    I note that the red stuff on Hitty probably isn’t blood this time.

    • davidbreslin101
      January 3, 2017, 9:12 am | # | Reply

      Putting Masons into jars can be messy.

    • Shadowmehr
      January 3, 2017, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

      Watching her try to make handicrafts (or would that be hammercrafts?) would be amusing. Like watching a Gallagher show, but with more glass shards.

  7. SVGeezer
    January 3, 2017, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Shaenon, Jeff,

    Is there something in your personal life you need to talk about?

    (no reason for asking…)

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      January 3, 2017, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

      The statement that I have ever been forced to engage in humiliating activities at my weokplace is just laughable! Laughable, I say!

  8. jsstryker
    January 3, 2017, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    When I was in the Navy I used to say “I have many people higher in rank than me but I have no superiors”

    • Sheik
      January 3, 2017, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      Sounds exactly like what my late uncle Ralph (USN Commodore) would say.

  9. Robert Nowall
    January 3, 2017, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    Spend nothing—sign for it—bill to Skin Horse.

  10. Daniel Barkalow
    January 3, 2017, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    Can they outsource to their creations? I’m sure Tip would love the credenza he couldn’t afford retail, and they’ve had enough time to make another four pieces of furniture since that was completed.

  11. casimir
    January 3, 2017, 10:20 pm | # | Reply

    If _____ were my secret Santa;
    my preferred hand (tooth)-crafted gift would be _____:

    Sweetheart; scrimshaw
    U.N.I.T.Y.; fur hat
    Tip; scented candle
    Moustachio; 8-track party tape
    Hitty; wrought-iron objet d’art

    • John Campbell
      January 3, 2017, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

      I’m thinking people may be starting to put “fur hat” in the “Sweetheart” blank…

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