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2009-04-02
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2009-04-02

by shaenon on April 2, 2009 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Dead Dogs
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  1. Shadowkey392
    December 7, 2016, 8:07 pm | # | Reply

    “Indefatigable” doesn’t mean “limitless durability”. There’s a difference, Sweetheart!

  2. eddurd
    July 28, 2022, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    Reposted on archive binge (can you tell I wrote this just after “WALL-E” was released?)

    (TUNE: “Put On Your Sunday Clothes” from “Hello Dolly” by Jerry Herman)

    Out there … there’s a frozen pair of buttocks …
    Now you’re gonna catch some hell from Unity …
    They fell from Unity …
    Out there … there’s a body part she’s missing …
    When I see it, I’ll believe it, Unity …
    Retrieve it, Unity!

    Put on your weekend buttocks when you want to play,
    Put on your dancing feet and party boobs …
    We went out searching for the missing Guards all day;
    Our failure shows
    We can’t trust your nose
    As our mission goes
    Down the tubes!

    Put in your party stomach that’s designed for snacks,
    A special liver custom-made for booze …
    She’ll swap her thighs,
    Add her bedroom eyes,
    Then she’ll realize
    And say “What!”
    Gotta wait until she finds her weekend butt!

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