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2017-10-11

by shaenon on October 11, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Unsinkable
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  1. Candace
    October 11, 2017, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Oh, no! Not the luxury pedicure demo!

    • OneUniverse
      October 12, 2017, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Are we sure this wasn’t a trap set for Tip?

  2. Anson
    October 11, 2017, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Madam, what percentage of that kitten’s DNA is pit-viper, pray tell?

    • Dark
      October 11, 2017, 7:50 am | # | Reply

      100%

    • Shadowmehr
      October 11, 2017, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

      The most evil hearts hide behind the most innocent faces. The Devil was once an archangel, remember.

  3. awgiedawgie
    October 11, 2017, 1:51 am | # | Reply

    Would that be “rescuing kittens from boiling in oil in hell”? See if they can save Sir Pounce.

  4. Suzanne Barnes
    October 11, 2017, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Well… I mean… wouldn’t MOST of us betray God and country for kittens? I probably could sleep okay at night after staging a coup and putting a staff of cute, fluffy kittens in the White House. Our foreign policy meetings would improve *drastically,* at the very least.

    • S.D.
      October 11, 2017, 10:11 am | # | Reply

      God and country… kittens… yea, I think you have a point there. Kittens it is.

      • theysabet
        October 11, 2017, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

        “What’s that, President Fluffybritches? You say that the House of Representatives should convene for one hour each day to drag strings across the White House lawn? I’d say that’s both just and timely; I’ll have one of your aids draw up a first draft.”

        “Mew!”

  5. EvilMidnightLurker
    October 11, 2017, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    Maragda…

    Smaragdine…

    Emerald?! Okay this is IT. Pay no attention to Mr. Green behind the curtain!

    • Robert Nowall
      October 11, 2017, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      So far all I can find out is it’s slang for some kind of ganja cake. That’d be green, wouldn’t it?

      • awgiedawgie
        October 11, 2017, 9:49 am | # | Reply

        Maragda is the Catalan word for Emerald.

    • Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder
      October 11, 2017, 9:47 am | # | Reply

      google translate tells me that Maragda means emerald
      in Catalonian. Catalonia set a record this week for being
      the second shortest independent nation in history,
      having been conquored by Spain in eight hours.
      (Russian Democratic Federative Republic lasted six hours
      in 1918, if i recall correctly and at my age i often don’t.)

      ANY how, i suspect this building will be a crater by the
      end of the day.

      • awgiedawgie
        October 11, 2017, 9:59 am | # | Reply

        Don’t bet on that crater. This building has been around a while. If you recall, the Maragda Building is also where they had the mediation meeting with the machine union where we first met Violet Bee.

        • Robin Paulus
          October 11, 2017, 10:34 am | # | Reply

          whoa! Nice callback, I’d forgotten all about that.
          I mean the name, not the actual happenings, of course.

        • Trivena
          October 11, 2017, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

          I thought the name sounded familiar.

  6. codebracker
    October 11, 2017, 3:32 am | # | Reply

    That has to be the best coverup for a sinister company, noone’d get past the reception!

  7. Dementron
    October 11, 2017, 5:30 am | # | Reply

    I really hope Tip isn’t permanently in a suit now. I’ve long seen Tip as nonbinary, especially since the part of the filename story that says, “He wasn’t sure about being a woman. He wasn’t sure about being a man, either, which was the whole problem.” It’s very hard to find people like me in the media, especially portrayed (more or less) positively and as a main character. I sometimes feel like I can either be myself, or I can be accepted, but I can’t have both, especially considering how many people see my very existence as a joke. I’ve always loved Tip for his bold determination to be himself, no matter what anyone else thought, and how well he succeeded despite everyone’s expectations. Now it seems like the story is saying that he’s better off pretending to be “normal”. This doesn’t seem like the kind of message Skin Horse would mean to send, so I’m waiting to see where this goes, but in the meantime, every time I read Skin Horse these days, I just feel sad.

    • D. Walker
      October 11, 2017, 6:11 am | # | Reply

      Wait… what? Do you think being nonbinary hinges on the clothes you wear?

      Not being able to wear the clothes you prefer because you no longer own said clothes is not a crisis of identity. It’s just an inconvenience of circumstance.

      • Dementron
        October 12, 2017, 2:01 am | # | Reply

        You missed my point pretty hard there. No, a person’s gender identity in no way hinges on the clothes they wear. It’s a matter of expressing himself. Many transgender people of all sorts have had to hide who they are and act “normal”, sometimes just to survive (literally, as in to avoid being murdered). There are many people who would prefer they stay that way. Tip has always been supremely confident about being himself, and I always felt it might be that confidence and genuineness that gave him his “superpower” of preternatural attractiveness. That’s why I find it so deeply troubling that hiding his true feelings and acting “normal” made his superpower *stronger*. It’s the implication that gender nonconforming people (like me and half my friends) are better off hiding who they are. It’s a reminder of how many people would prefer to pretend we don’t exist at all.

        • D. Walker
          October 13, 2017, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

          Tip wore a suit because he was playing to his audience. That’s it. End of story.

          His powers weren’t stronger because he was cis-conformative. They were exactly as powerful as they always are. He normally just puts a lid on them and doesn’t run around at full power. This was a special case where he let them loose.

          You could perhaps argue that he would have had less of an effect if he had gone in wearing a dress rather than a suit – but only because of the particular audience he was addressing.

          When you go to court, you dress for court. If you dress incorrectly, people respond to that. If you want to make the strongest case possible, you dress in a way that isn’t going to startle or confuse people.

          And it’s not just about gender norms – if a lawyer went to court in a gorilla costume, or if a defendent showed up in a clown suit, people would object to that, because it is seen as disruptive. Conformity isn’t always about patriarchal injustice, ya know.

          You don’t get up on stage at a Heavy Metal concert dressed in a business suit. There’s a certain expectation of what someone in a metal band is supposed to look like, and if you don’t conform to that expectation to some degree, then you run the risk that you might not get taken very seriously.

  8. Midwestmutt
    October 11, 2017, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    Do all these gov’t agencies have a shoe/foot fetish? Excuse me while I put on my postal approved NB non-skid oxfords for work.

    • Robert Nowall
      October 11, 2017, 9:36 am | # | Reply

      Speaking from twenty-nine and a fraction years as a postal clerk, I can tell you there aren’t any comfortable work shoes.

      • Midwestmutt
        October 11, 2017, 5:55 pm | # | Reply

        Preaching to the choir, brother.

        • awgiedawgie
          October 11, 2017, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

          Never worked for the postal service, but worked for several years in a lumberyard. Got bored one day, so we sat down and figured out that the guys out in the yard walked over 20 miles a day just loading customers’ vehicles and our own trucks, and putting stock away.

          On the plus side, I always slept well at night, and I was in great shape without ever having to visit a gym. Now that I’m no longer working, well…..

    • awgiedawgie
      October 11, 2017, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      You’d expect most government agencies to have a butt fetish, since they spend so much time sitting on them.

      Of course, SH and A-Sig do spend quite a bit of time on their feet, so….

  9. Robert Nowall
    October 11, 2017, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    “Heckhole?”

    • awgiedawgie
      October 11, 2017, 9:44 am | # | Reply

      She is paradoxically innocent. Sort of like the mad genius Imogene, who seems to be stuck in the early 1900s and gets flushed at seeing a man in an undershirt.

      • Gemma
        October 11, 2017, 9:53 am | # | Reply

        I wondered about that too, so I went back through Grillo Parlante- she drops an f-bomb and refers to herself as an attention slut, so I don’t think innocence is the issue.
        Other possibilities: reference I don’t get, minced oath for comedic effect, Whimsy mind control.

        • awgiedawgie
          October 11, 2017, 10:15 am | # | Reply

          Well, that would be the paradox. She’s seen and done enough to be able to say she’s “been around”, but she’s still clinging to her maidenhood. Recall she yelled at Jonah for trying to take pictures of her butt for their blog.

          (and since most of Grillo Parlante was written by guest artists, I wouldn’t count her f-bomb as canon)

          • Daibhid C
            October 11, 2017, 1:50 pm | #

            As far as I know, most of Grillo Parlante was drawn by guest artists, but written by Our Jeff. ICBW.

          • awgiedawgie
            October 11, 2017, 5:13 pm | #

            Well, then, we’ll have to ask Jeff to ring in and tell us whether her f-word was in his script, or if it was “artistic license”.

        • Trivena
          October 11, 2017, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

          Maybe she’s putting on an impression for the benefit of the receptionist?

          • Towering Barbarian
            October 11, 2017, 7:18 pm | #

            In that case I doubt she would be mentioning her tactical plan. >_>

  10. WJS
    August 2, 2019, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if the Skin Horse staff have been struck with reality blindness, and if so what do they think they do for a living?

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