What does Trader Joe’s have that will solve the “fall through the neck hole” problem? In this universe, do they have a zombie Body Shop [1] invisible to the weirdness-blind?
Welllp…Trader Joes DOES require their employees to act super-cheerful and do everything they can to help customers. Give them an arm and a leg? Or…they might have “Joe’sTorsoes” freeze-dried and shrink-wrapped in the cooler case…maybe with chipotle sauce.
Well, there is this thing called autopilot, but he’d have to remember to engage it, and he might not think of that, what with it being his first time with a woman. So it really is a good thing that Unity is there to ruin the mood.
That black goo has to be useful for something besides infection. It acts as a substitute for a nervous system for instance, and it has its own mobility.
Unity needs to assemble a new body so she can eat sammiches!
If looks could kill,even a zombie would be dead. 😀
But they never stay dead.
Zombies are that weird cultural phenomenon that always keeps coming back.
Like a bad penny.
Or radishes.
Or dandelions.
A cockblocker in a cockpit?
Again to be fair, most romantically uninvolved third persons in a small room have that power.
What does Trader Joe’s have that will solve the “fall through the neck hole” problem? In this universe, do they have a zombie Body Shop [1] invisible to the weirdness-blind?
[1] literal
Unity’s not thinking that far ahead. She just wants something to eat besides the old cheese curls.
Welllp…Trader Joes DOES require their employees to act super-cheerful and do everything they can to help customers. Give them an arm and a leg? Or…they might have “Joe’sTorsoes” freeze-dried and shrink-wrapped in the cooler case…maybe with chipotle sauce.
Unity prefers sriracha sauce.
It’s probably for the best, Nick. If you got too… involved, you might forget that you’re also piloting the aircraft.
There are probably precedents, with less mad science involved. One would have to check the reports.
Well, there is this thing called autopilot, but he’d have to remember to engage it, and he might not think of that, what with it being his first time with a woman. So it really is a good thing that Unity is there to ruin the mood.
Unity’s the condom?
That is perhaps the most frightening and disturbing thing ever posted in this forum.
Well, she could be the IUD…
Frankly, that’s not either more or less disturbing.
It did not occur to me that Unity could use her neck skin to scuttle around.
That black goo has to be useful for something besides infection. It acts as a substitute for a nervous system for instance, and it has its own mobility.
Like snails?
She also has the power of product placement