Sweetheart, if you don’t talk to Tip about this, you should talk to someone about it. Nick is weirdly empathetic and Artie is …Artie, so either of them probably won’t cause you too many more emotional scars.
Actually, I take that back. You should talk to Bubbles. She always knows what to say.
Possibly you’re thinking of Mr. Lightning and Mr. Thunder, the fists of Seann William Scott’s character in The Rundown? That movie was way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
Wait, she called Tip “narcissistic” and he didn’t even blink? That’s a serious insult to a shrink, mostly because narcissists are some of their toughest patients short of sociopaths and the like. (Worse if they actually have real-world power.)
Even short of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (and all the PDs are tough to treat), narcissists are not big on changing themselves.
There must be someone ’round Sweetheart can have a heart-to-heart with…but the choice among the regulars is, well, a choice among the empathy-challenged. Except for maybe Bubbles, but we all know what she’d say. (Someone the other day mentioned Cousin Bidet, but what would he say, and would it be in English?)
Why sweetheart! That’s so offensive! I’m sure the Twits will file a complaint first thing tomorrow!
I don’t think Twitter users are within SH’s remit.
Yeah, SH only works with nonhuman *sapients*.
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Sweetheart, if you don’t talk to Tip about this, you should talk to someone about it. Nick is weirdly empathetic and Artie is …Artie, so either of them probably won’t cause you too many more emotional scars.
Actually, I take that back. You should talk to Bubbles. She always knows what to say.
Why not Konstantin? He seems like a well adjusted hunk who needs more screen time to me!
Isn’t Konstantin just a straighter, more macho version of Tip?
…they should mudwrestle more. And accidentally kiss. Um. Ahem.
Anyway, any conversation with Konstantin is likely to involve his biceps – Glory and Thunder, was it? – as conversation pieces and/or participants.
Spassky and Kasparov, after the chess players.
Possibly you’re thinking of Mr. Lightning and Mr. Thunder, the fists of Seann William Scott’s character in The Rundown? That movie was way more entertaining than it had any right to be.
Do you ever get off work, Sweetheart?
Her work ethic is an inspiration to us all.
Or a sign of a impending mental break down.
Or both.
What do you mean “impending”? It happened last arc, remember?
Wait, she called Tip “narcissistic” and he didn’t even blink? That’s a serious insult to a shrink, mostly because narcissists are some of their toughest patients short of sociopaths and the like. (Worse if they actually have real-world power.)
Even short of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (and all the PDs are tough to treat), narcissists are not big on changing themselves.
He didn’t even blink because he was, as usual, not listening.
Also, remember he’s not a therapist, so he doesn’t really have patients.
The term is “Clients”, by the way.
There must be someone ’round Sweetheart can have a heart-to-heart with…but the choice among the regulars is, well, a choice among the empathy-challenged. Except for maybe Bubbles, but we all know what she’d say. (Someone the other day mentioned Cousin Bidet, but what would he say, and would it be in English?)
If it involved hearts I’m sure U.N.I.T.Y. would be interested. At first.
If it involved hearts I’m sure U.N.I.T.Y. would be interested. At first.
I’m sure Cousin Bidet would be flush with advice.
Might just be yanking her handle…
Sweetheart, that is unfounded. Tip is not a twit, he’s far too competent for that.
Narcissistic, on the other hand, does seem to describe him at times. Sorry, Mental Mouse.
Not really. Tip is certainly capable of empathy. He’s just too self-centered to use it sometimes.
And here I thought that Sweetheart always got off on work. Huh.
I wouldn’t touch that next line with a ten foot pole.
Ugh, one step forwards, two steps back Sweetheart. So what if he thought the two-legs you have a thing for was him?
5 bucks says this is meant to mirror when Artie called H.T a narcissistic twit.
Shaenon does a lot of that kind of mirroring, so I wouldn’t bet against you.
Well, Tip sure bounced back at the promise of gossip.