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2018-12-21

by shaenon on December 21, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Iron Man
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  1. Towering Barbarian
    December 21, 2018, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    And now we no longer have to worry about the party being split up! ^_^

  2. eddurd
    December 21, 2018, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Hold that thought, Virginia. Or those thoughts.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 21, 2018, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

      Since she’s got Nick in her hands, she’s holding *his* thoughts.

      • Shen Hibiki
        December 22, 2018, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        Many are about her, so they’re hers in a way?

  3. Emily
    December 21, 2018, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    I’ve been trying to figure out a non-weird way to say this but: the look on her face as she tenderly cradles his brain makes my heart melt a lil.

    • David B Huber
      December 21, 2018, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Indeed. A very fine madness indeed.

    • Rex Vivat
      December 21, 2018, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Came here to say the same. It’s just adorable.

    • Hoodiecrow
      December 21, 2018, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      Yes indeed. Yesterday, I thought she was just in another of the predicaments she seems to find herself in. But this is devotion.

    • Carl Fishman
      December 21, 2018, 4:06 am | # | Reply

      Reminds me (though with gender roles reversed) of Seanen McGuire’s song about the woman who is in love with a re-animator. Talking about wanting a man who “only loves me for my brain.” It is indeed touching.

    • mickeyjf
      December 21, 2018, 11:05 am | # | Reply

      “Aaaaw”

  4. casimir
    December 21, 2018, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Oh good. Biowaste disposal. At least it’s not poop. That would be unhealthy.

    • AYH
      December 21, 2018, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Isn’t poop a form of bio waste? It is a biological waste product and all.

      • awgiedawgie
        December 21, 2018, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

        I would call poop “metabolic waste”, as opposed to “biowaste”. It is the waste byproduct of an organism’s metabolic functions, as opposed to the parts of a biologic organism that have been deemed “waste”. Granted, there may be some poop in there, but it should theoretically be still contained within the intestines.

        • DanD
          December 21, 2018, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

          If a facility processes feces in any form (testing lab, say), then it will go into a biowaste disposal container. However, it would not generally be a place that toilets would lead to.

          That being said, I really hope Dr. Lee has a strong immune system, and even then, she’s probably in for an unpleasant week or two.

    • Knuckles
      April 4, 2025, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      It can be two things.

  5. Robert Nowall
    December 21, 2018, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Are you sure it’s Nick? Could be Anasigma tosses a lotta excess brains down the tubes. Remember the problems with the Brain-O-Mats?

    • Bruce A Munro
      December 21, 2018, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Encased in protective jelly?

    • Moe Lane
      December 21, 2018, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Please. She knows every wrinkle, every ganglia. They’re as familiar to her as her own hands.

      • D. Walker
        December 21, 2018, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

        Mr. Scott, you’re amazing!
        Nothing amazing about it – I know this ship like the back of my hand.

    • David B Huber
      December 21, 2018, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Dr. Lee schlorped Nick’s brain in the first place. She’s intimately familiar with it.

      But this is SO MUCH more horrible than I hoped…

      • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        December 21, 2018, 12:49 am | # | Reply

        She has? Wow, their relationship is farther along than I though—ooohhh, you mean surgery. Never mind.

    • Bruce A Munro
      December 21, 2018, 2:02 am | # | Reply

      And then the hideous mutated monster made of hundreds of discarded brains attacked.

      • Shadowmehr
        December 21, 2018, 7:25 am | # | Reply

        Those only exist in illithid communities to protect the elder brain. No evidence of that here yet.

  6. wearsshoes
    December 21, 2018, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    …this is definitely a setup for a ‘get your mind out of the gutter’ joke, isn’t it.

    • Gyrre
      December 21, 2018, 2:30 am | # | Reply

      100%

  7. Robert Nowall
    December 21, 2018, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Dandy in Aspic.

  8. evilmidnightlurker
    December 21, 2018, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    “Mars has decided you’re cute.”

    • FanOfMostEverything
      December 21, 2018, 8:57 am | # | Reply

      Even if Virginia insists she doesn’t have SRMD.

    • notStanley
      December 21, 2018, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks(?) for prompting another archive binge! Good thing I am already taking some vacation time and just hanging around the house.

      https://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos000.html

  9. David B Huber
    December 21, 2018, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    It occurs to me that, with Nick in control, Annex One would be – formidable.

    • greenknight32
      December 21, 2018, 7:24 am | # | Reply

      That’s where I figured this was going when I first saw the chapter title – the already-foreshadowed giant robot would be the new host for Nick’s brain.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 21, 2018, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      “…if it wasn’t simply lacking, Annex One could give a whacking, if it only had a brain.”

    • Jesper Währner
      December 21, 2018, 4:00 pm | # | Reply

      Nick is a pacifist though.

      • OneUniverse
        December 21, 2018, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

        I’m sure he’d make an exception or two.

  10. Ysabet
    December 21, 2018, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Welp. That pretty much vindicates my long-held belief that aspic isn’t even close to food-related (unless you’re a zombie, I guess. Then maybe it’s part of haute cuisine.
    Dead or alive, though, *still* not touching it.)

  11. History_PhD
    December 21, 2018, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Just hope that Unity dosen’t see that, and think “snack time!”

    • Marisa Mockery
      December 21, 2018, 6:20 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure she will, brains are yummy. But she likes Nick enough to not eat him. She could’ve done so at any time when he was a helecopter….

    • Vincent
      December 21, 2018, 7:17 am | # | Reply

      Might be a bit too tough for her preferences.

      • WJS
        March 1, 2025, 10:24 pm | # | Reply

        Hardly. Unity eats anything. She’s eaten plutonium, the floor, and at one point it someone complained that when she used their bathroom, she left lug nuts behind. She can eat vehicles.

  12. Sheik
    December 21, 2018, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Funny, it doesn’t look much like Cosmoline.
    But then again I’ve been out of the Service for some time. Who knows what sort of overpriced gunk the DoD is using these days.

  13. Dr. Steve
    December 21, 2018, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    Awww… shluppy love.

  14. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder
    December 21, 2018, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    it’s either nick or abbey. someone.

    • Forrest M Davis
      December 21, 2018, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      ^ This, for the win!

  15. gaditb
    December 21, 2018, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Everything has its reason
    Natural rigid rules
    But, force me to treason
    and I’ll show you fracking fools!
    Data fits hypotheses,
    Brains fit into jars.
    But I have limits, and you’ve gone a step too far!
    I’ve got some friendly bees, so scramble!
    I’ve got a wicked gleaming eye!
    You’re gonna see, you should not have messed with me! —
    But first — gotta find my boyfriend, of the sky!

    Everyone has their playthings
    Everyone has their toys
    I’ve sown my heartstrings
    for my creation’s joy!
    Leaving him in the sewage waste
    Tossing him from above —
    His brain’s impervious
    to anything but love!
    I’ve got some friendly bees, so scramble!
    I’ve got a wicked gleaming eye!
    You’re gonna see, you should not have messed with me! —
    But first — gotta find my boyfriend, of the sky!

    (Corner Of The Sky, from Pippin)

    • Manifesta
      December 21, 2018, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

      Hooray!

  16. Sasha Honeypalm
    December 21, 2018, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    It’s organ slurry. Called it yesterday!

  17. Clifton
    December 21, 2018, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Yes! <3 I knew she would save him!

    And so now the detector will lead Skin Horse to rescue both of them together.

  18. =Tamar
    December 21, 2018, 1:39 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of a line from an old Dr Who episode: “Undifferentiated protoplasm. Useful stuff.”

  19. Jane Dough
    December 21, 2018, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe she could hook Nick up to Annex One, so he could take it out for a spin.

  20. Landis963
    December 21, 2018, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Thank you, Asig, for not putting that in a blender and pressing frappe before you disposed of it.

  21. Foradain
    December 22, 2018, 10:33 am | # | Reply

    Just thought I should note, “Miracle of Science” is not just a lyric from Sting or a song title from Jetplane Landing, but also the title of a webcomic about Science Related Memetic Disorder. https://project-apollo.net/mos/index.html
    If only I had remembered to read this yesterday….

  22. The J is Silent
    March 29, 2019, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    To any woman who has ever been told, “My heart is in your hands” . . .
    Ya just been one upped.

  23. Noa
    September 7, 2019, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Aw, I miss A Miracle Of Science.

  24. Knuckles
    February 8, 2022, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    Gavotte, I love you, but you shouldn’t need any evidence to not serve aspic at parties.

  25. WJS
    March 1, 2025, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder how long he can last without his full support unit? Hopefully he at least isn’t conscious, that would be horrible for him. It’s also kind of surprising that they wouldn’t make sure he’s dead if they know how durable he is, which they should.

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