CO2 bomb in a building full of unconscious people? I CAN SEE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS PLAN.
Actually, assuming there aren’t any oxygen-breathers in basements below the one that’s on fire, and assuming they open the ground-floor doors and windows, it could work (…and not just work out for the Machine Uprising.) But how likely is that?
(Is it my fault that I immediately thought of the theme song for Jem? Well, yes. It is.)
Tip! Tip’s really flustered.
Poor Tip, hair’s a disaster.
Like an old rock star
Strung out on smack!
(Tip!) Tip, your hair is the vilest,
Truly truly truly the vilest!
(Whoa Tip) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!
Nick is the chopper
mocking Tip’s hairdo
Yes, he’s a chopper
a chopper
So what else could he do?
(Tip!) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!
This is pretty much a requirement for surviving one of Nick’s rants. Let your mind wander while he vents his . . . what’s the mechanical version of bile?
Dornbeast, ya darn beast … well, let’s try a different tune …
(TUNE: “Tea For Two” Youmans & Caesar)
Nick tells me what we should do,
“Just use, you see, some CO2!”
That’s true, I see! Use CO2
Down there!
For plans, I’ll try on Nick’s,
And head to Cryonics!
But first I must wait, see,
And let him berate me!
I have to stand there, now,
While Nick ridicules my hair, now …
The rubber plant was full of tires,
But now we can’t put out the fires!
So quick, ‘fore ev’ryone expires,
I’ll say …
We can’t let it burn, ’cause then
It starts producing HCN!
So Nick, okay,
I guess you’ve saved the day!
No one is going to make a suggestion on which character Tip looks like? Money is on Roxy, the evil rival, or maybe that guy from the german band (he was a guy, wasn’t he? the one who was trying to get into Jem’s spandex in the last season?)
Nick knows about Brita Bubbles?
I thought they weren’t going to tell him.
I thought it was Unity who had the CD burned?
Nick generated the sound. Unity hardcopied it.
CO2 bomb in a building full of unconscious people? I CAN SEE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS PLAN.
Actually, assuming there aren’t any oxygen-breathers in basements below the one that’s on fire, and assuming they open the ground-floor doors and windows, it could work (…and not just work out for the Machine Uprising.) But how likely is that?
Pretty much my first thought as well, not to mention that hot or smouldering tires will likely re-ignite once the CO2 dissipates.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Tip actually *is* Jem post-Smack.
That’s why Tigerlilly Jones didn’t fall for him. She’s the only one who knows the truth.
Would I lie to you?
B…?
C: Profit!
Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
I’ll give it a shot – B: Phyllis Diller post botox.
B: is eBay. B: is _always_ eBay.
–Dave
Better save the building first, this could go on for a while.
What better excuse to get a new building?
(Is it my fault that I immediately thought of the theme song for Jem? Well, yes. It is.)
Tip! Tip’s really flustered.
Poor Tip, hair’s a disaster.
Like an old rock star
Strung out on smack!
(Tip!) Tip, your hair is the vilest,
Truly truly truly the vilest!
(Whoa Tip) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!
Nick is the chopper
mocking Tip’s hairdo
Yes, he’s a chopper
a chopper
So what else could he do?
(Tip!) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!
Why bother telling him? He’s probably just hearing “blah blah blah” again.
This is pretty much a requirement for surviving one of Nick’s rants. Let your mind wander while he vents his . . . what’s the mechanical version of bile?
Crank case oil?
Brake fluid. That stuff is *nasty*.
Like he went Super Saiyan in the shower?
Dornbeast, ya darn beast … well, let’s try a different tune …
(TUNE: “Tea For Two” Youmans & Caesar)
Nick tells me what we should do,
“Just use, you see, some CO2!”
That’s true, I see! Use CO2
Down there!
For plans, I’ll try on Nick’s,
And head to Cryonics!
But first I must wait, see,
And let him berate me!
I have to stand there, now,
While Nick ridicules my hair, now …
The rubber plant was full of tires,
But now we can’t put out the fires!
So quick, ‘fore ev’ryone expires,
I’ll say …
We can’t let it burn, ’cause then
It starts producing HCN!
So Nick, okay,
I guess you’ve saved the day!
Have you heard? They are planning on doing a live-action Jem And the Holograms movie
Not just planning – it’s been cast. Molly Ringwald is going to be in it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3614530/
No one is going to make a suggestion on which character Tip looks like? Money is on Roxy, the evil rival, or maybe that guy from the german band (he was a guy, wasn’t he? the one who was trying to get into Jem’s spandex in the last season?)
Riot was a guy, yes. But I think Nick’s inclined to go with Jerrica or Kimber. Probably Jerrica – the hair color matches.