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2014-06-11

by shaenon on June 11, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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  1. Ron Armstrong
    June 11, 2014, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Nick knows about Brita Bubbles?
    I thought they weren’t going to tell him.

    • soft
      June 11, 2014, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      I thought it was Unity who had the CD burned?

      • SotiCoto
        August 22, 2014, 10:43 am | # | Reply

        Nick generated the sound. Unity hardcopied it.

  2. Jay
    June 11, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    CO2 bomb in a building full of unconscious people? I CAN SEE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS PLAN.

    Actually, assuming there aren’t any oxygen-breathers in basements below the one that’s on fire, and assuming they open the ground-floor doors and windows, it could work (…and not just work out for the Machine Uprising.) But how likely is that?

    • The Ponytrician
      June 11, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      Pretty much my first thought as well, not to mention that hot or smouldering tires will likely re-ignite once the CO2 dissipates.

  3. Jay Eff
    June 11, 2014, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Tip actually *is* Jem post-Smack.
    That’s why Tigerlilly Jones didn’t fall for him. She’s the only one who knows the truth.

    Would I lie to you?

  4. Rex Vivat
    June 11, 2014, 2:11 am | # | Reply

    B…?

    • jdreyfuss
      June 11, 2014, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      C: Profit!

      Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.

    • oneuniverse2
      June 11, 2014, 9:45 am | # | Reply

      I’ll give it a shot – B: Phyllis Diller post botox.

      • David DeLaney
        October 6, 2014, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

        B: is eBay. B: is _always_ eBay.

        –Dave

  5. Bruceski
    June 11, 2014, 3:30 am | # | Reply

    Better save the building first, this could go on for a while.

    • oneuniverse2
      June 11, 2014, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      What better excuse to get a new building?

  6. dornbeast
    June 11, 2014, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    (Is it my fault that I immediately thought of the theme song for Jem? Well, yes. It is.)

    Tip! Tip’s really flustered.
    Poor Tip, hair’s a disaster.
    Like an old rock star
    Strung out on smack!

    (Tip!) Tip, your hair is the vilest,
    Truly truly truly the vilest!
    (Whoa Tip) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
    Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!

    Nick is the chopper
    mocking Tip’s hairdo
    Yes, he’s a chopper
    a chopper
    So what else could he do?

    (Tip!) Tip should call for a stylist (the vilest)
    Tip is a mess, yeah I’ve gotta confess, Tip is a mess!

  7. robertnowall
    June 11, 2014, 6:24 am | # | Reply

    Why bother telling him? He’s probably just hearing “blah blah blah” again.

    • Shadowmehr
      June 11, 2014, 11:18 am | # | Reply

      This is pretty much a requirement for surviving one of Nick’s rants. Let your mind wander while he vents his . . . what’s the mechanical version of bile?

      • Robert Nowall
        June 11, 2014, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        Crank case oil?

        • Stickmaker
          June 11, 2014, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

          Brake fluid. That stuff is *nasty*.

  8. jdreyfuss
    June 11, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Like he went Super Saiyan in the shower?

  9. Eddurd
    June 11, 2014, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    Dornbeast, ya darn beast … well, let’s try a different tune …

    (TUNE: “Tea For Two” Youmans & Caesar)

    Nick tells me what we should do,
    “Just use, you see, some CO2!”
    That’s true, I see! Use CO2
    Down there!

    For plans, I’ll try on Nick’s,
    And head to Cryonics!
    But first I must wait, see,
    And let him berate me!
    I have to stand there, now,
    While Nick ridicules my hair, now …

    The rubber plant was full of tires,
    But now we can’t put out the fires!
    So quick, ‘fore ev’ryone expires,
    I’ll say …

    We can’t let it burn, ’cause then
    It starts producing HCN!
    So Nick, okay,
    I guess you’ve saved the day!

  10. Guesticus
    June 11, 2014, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    Have you heard? They are planning on doing a live-action Jem And the Holograms movie

    • Jeff K!
      June 11, 2014, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

      Not just planning – it’s been cast. Molly Ringwald is going to be in it.
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3614530/

  11. Guesticus
    June 11, 2014, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

    No one is going to make a suggestion on which character Tip looks like? Money is on Roxy, the evil rival, or maybe that guy from the german band (he was a guy, wasn’t he? the one who was trying to get into Jem’s spandex in the last season?)

    • dornbeast
      June 11, 2014, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Riot was a guy, yes. But I think Nick’s inclined to go with Jerrica or Kimber. Probably Jerrica – the hair color matches.

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