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2018-02-21

by shaenon on February 21, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Hundred Dresses
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  1. efogoto
    February 21, 2018, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    • skyblueelite
      February 21, 2018, 1:21 am | # | Reply

      You must be bending the laws of physics to have such acute butt.

    • Robert Nowall
      February 21, 2018, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

      Come and sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up.

  2. WuseMajor
    February 21, 2018, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    …..At this point you might as well just let Tip pilot the body.

    • casimir
      February 21, 2018, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      Oh yes. Please.

    • s854
      February 21, 2018, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      WuseMajor: So, what you’re suggesting is using the degree of anonymity the drone provides to dupe Niue into going on a date with the hat monster, at a time when Sweetheart is trying to show the value of drone technology to the Transgenic League.

      I think the weak point in this idea is that it relies on Tip playing an active role in what may well be the new worst idea he’s ever heard.

  3. Moe Lane
    February 21, 2018, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    That line was so bad it took me a moment to realize that it actually was a real line, and not Sweetheart trying to throw stuff against the wall to see what stuck.

    • WuseMajor
      February 21, 2018, 2:13 am | # | Reply

      To be fair to Sweetheart, her species goes wild moose hunting on dates, so thinking up lines like that isn’t exactly in her wheelhouse.

  4. Urlance Woolsbane
    February 21, 2018, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    I take it back; I quite like where this is headed…

  5. Shikome Kido Mi
    February 21, 2018, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    No, Sweetheart, worry about your relationship with volatile military weapon FIRST, before the ‘date’ with the Macaw girl, don’t wait to deal with it. Otherwise you are asking for trouble.

    • Mental Mouse
      February 21, 2018, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      Unity hangs out with Remy… And it’s not at all clear she has a sex drive as such.

      Umm… Did anyone check whether this drone is actually equipped to go further than heavy petting?

      • Robert Nowall
        February 21, 2018, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe scritches…

      • Marisa Mockery
        February 21, 2018, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

        Let’s hope Niue gets bored before then.

    • bergerjacques
      February 21, 2018, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      That’s Sweetheart’s natural state.

  6. Robert Nowall
    February 21, 2018, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    What would Tip know of smooth lines? Seems his conquests came to him.

    • Towering Barbarian
      February 21, 2018, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      Presumably he learned them in the development of his mojo. ^_^

    • Shadowmehr
      February 21, 2018, 7:52 pm | # | Reply

      That kind of skill doesn’t happen overnight. He had to study psychology, sociology, fashion science, and then practice for years, honing his technique through various stages before getting to the point that women just throw themselves at him. Training Sweetheart could take, well, years; it might also be the best way to get him out of his funk by reminding him of all the lessons he had learned before.

  7. Guesticus
    February 21, 2018, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    Heh heh, Sweetie looks so pleased with herself coming up with that last line 😀

  8. eddurd
    February 21, 2018, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    “I like those pants … do you think I could talk you out of them”?

  9. Bruce A Munro
    February 21, 2018, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

    I miss badass Tip.

    http://skin-horse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2009-05-06-first-to-admit.jpg
    http://skin-horse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2009-05-07-he-hadnt-done.jpg
    http://skin-horse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2009-05-08-much-with-his-smarts.jpg

  10. WuseMajor
    February 21, 2018, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    What those lines are actually communicating is either “I am an idiot who thinks I am James Bond. Call a bouncer.” or “I am terrible at social interaction and will be pathetically grateful for any level of reciprocation, so you can probably empty my wallet if you want.”

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