WuseMajor: So, what you’re suggesting is using the degree of anonymity the drone provides to dupe Niue into going on a date with the hat monster, at a time when Sweetheart is trying to show the value of drone technology to the Transgenic League.
I think the weak point in this idea is that it relies on Tip playing an active role in what may well be the new worst idea he’s ever heard.
That line was so bad it took me a moment to realize that it actually was a real line, and not Sweetheart trying to throw stuff against the wall to see what stuck.
No, Sweetheart, worry about your relationship with volatile military weapon FIRST, before the ‘date’ with the Macaw girl, don’t wait to deal with it. Otherwise you are asking for trouble.
That kind of skill doesn’t happen overnight. He had to study psychology, sociology, fashion science, and then practice for years, honing his technique through various stages before getting to the point that women just throw themselves at him. Training Sweetheart could take, well, years; it might also be the best way to get him out of his funk by reminding him of all the lessons he had learned before.
What those lines are actually communicating is either “I am an idiot who thinks I am James Bond. Call a bouncer.” or “I am terrible at social interaction and will be pathetically grateful for any level of reciprocation, so you can probably empty my wallet if you want.”
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You must be bending the laws of physics to have such acute butt.
Come and sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up.
…..At this point you might as well just let Tip pilot the body.
Oh yes. Please.
WuseMajor: So, what you’re suggesting is using the degree of anonymity the drone provides to dupe Niue into going on a date with the hat monster, at a time when Sweetheart is trying to show the value of drone technology to the Transgenic League.
I think the weak point in this idea is that it relies on Tip playing an active role in what may well be the new worst idea he’s ever heard.
That line was so bad it took me a moment to realize that it actually was a real line, and not Sweetheart trying to throw stuff against the wall to see what stuck.
To be fair to Sweetheart, her species goes wild moose hunting on dates, so thinking up lines like that isn’t exactly in her wheelhouse.
I take it back; I quite like where this is headed…
No, Sweetheart, worry about your relationship with volatile military weapon FIRST, before the ‘date’ with the Macaw girl, don’t wait to deal with it. Otherwise you are asking for trouble.
Unity hangs out with Remy… And it’s not at all clear she has a sex drive as such.
Umm… Did anyone check whether this drone is actually equipped to go further than heavy petting?
Maybe scritches…
Let’s hope Niue gets bored before then.
That’s Sweetheart’s natural state.
What would Tip know of smooth lines? Seems his conquests came to him.
Presumably he learned them in the development of his mojo. ^_^
That kind of skill doesn’t happen overnight. He had to study psychology, sociology, fashion science, and then practice for years, honing his technique through various stages before getting to the point that women just throw themselves at him. Training Sweetheart could take, well, years; it might also be the best way to get him out of his funk by reminding him of all the lessons he had learned before.
Heh heh, Sweetie looks so pleased with herself coming up with that last line 😀
“I like those pants … do you think I could talk you out of them”?
I miss badass Tip.
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What those lines are actually communicating is either “I am an idiot who thinks I am James Bond. Call a bouncer.” or “I am terrible at social interaction and will be pathetically grateful for any level of reciprocation, so you can probably empty my wallet if you want.”