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2016-04-16

by shaenon on April 16, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Can't Catch Me
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  1. David “Q the Platypus” Formosa
    April 16, 2016, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    I’m digging sweet daddy.

    • woozy
      April 16, 2016, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      I’m digging the whist metaphor. … and sweetdaddy.

    • Moe Lane
      April 16, 2016, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      You always have to give respect to a *true* playa.

  2. John Campbell
    April 16, 2016, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    It takes real talent to do those scare quotes without fingers.

    • FanOfMostEverything
      April 16, 2016, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      I believe it involves much waggling of the eyebrows.

  3. Rex Vivat
    April 16, 2016, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    It’s not the ride, Alfie. Right now you’re riding an awesome Victorian robot, and you’re not getting any chicks.

    • ahruman
      April 16, 2016, 3:46 am | # | Reply

      In point of fact, he’s riding Hitty.

      • Rex Vivat
        April 16, 2016, 4:10 am | # | Reply

        Right. Point still stands, though.

  4. dewy
    April 16, 2016, 3:46 am | # | Reply

    Preach it Moustachio. Can I get a witness? I wish I had a “obi-wan” like that when I was a teen.

  5. Alabat Macord
    April 16, 2016, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    Really Alfie is lucking out here in a way. His total inadequacy for the situation can become clearer to him later when the time that has passed can ease the unpleasantness of the realization. Meanwhile he has a rationalization for his failure in the form of a competitor. That the competitor has an overwhelming advantage makes his loss more bitter but also more endurable to his own ego. I hope he adjusts. I like the kid.

  6. Carl Fishman
    April 16, 2016, 5:02 am | # | Reply

    To play endless extravagant matches, with fitless finger stalls, with a twisted cue, on a cloth untrue, and ellipitical billiard balls!

    • thejoemoose
      April 16, 2016, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

      Now there’s a punishment to fit the crime.

  7. Frank Hightower
    April 16, 2016, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    Alright, who took the two sevens?

  8. Robert Nowall
    April 16, 2016, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    Moustachio’s chick *is* his ride.

  9. roberttheaddled
    April 16, 2016, 8:19 am | # | Reply

    If those are not his eyebrows, then he’s magically acquired a golf cap – for his next adolescent rebellious phase perhaps.

    IMO – ballcap means the start of grunge or gangsta.

    • Dr. Steve
      April 16, 2016, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      Edwardian Rap?

    • Robert Nowall
      April 16, 2016, 10:36 am | # | Reply

      I think they’re his eyebrows—you can see them in Panel Two.

  10. GammarayCanon
    April 16, 2016, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Surly noodles are the best.

  11. Shadowmehr
    April 16, 2016, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    Mustachio is a poetic philosopher. Who knew?

    I think it was Terry Pratchett who wrote “Life is game of cards played in the dark, where you don’t know the rules or the value of the chips, with a dealer that won’t stop smiling.”

    • Lady Pentrose
      April 16, 2016, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      A quick google search reveals that’s from Good Omens (which I highly recommend) by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

      Here’s the specific quote: “God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”

  12. Robert Nowall
    April 16, 2016, 10:37 am | # | Reply

    ‘Tis better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all. Alfie has done the “loved and lost,” and Bubbles did the “never.”

  13. outworldcats
    April 16, 2016, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    That’s odd, at first the “Comments” label says there’s 19 comments, but when I click on it, it changes to zero comments. Let’s see what happens to this one. Science!

    • outworldcats
      April 16, 2016, 11:33 am | # | Reply

      Ahh! Everything re-appeared. Another (semi)successful experiment! (Well, nothing exploded, burst into flames, or threatened mass destruction, but you can’t win them all.)

      • Jeffrey C. Wells
        April 16, 2016, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, I don’t know what’s happening, but posting a comment seems to fix it. How do I Internet?

      • Smithnik
        April 17, 2016, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

        If nothing exploded, burst into flames or threatened mass destruction, how can you call it even semi-successful?

  14. casimir
    April 16, 2016, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Life is a webcomic forum where the comments go to zero when you click on them.

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      April 16, 2016, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, not sure what’s going on. Will look into it.

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      April 16, 2016, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

      In the meantime, the act of posting another comment seems to clear things up. Weird. Try it and let me know what you find, if you’ve got comment notifications on and indeed are seeing this at all. :/

  15. davidbreslin101
    April 16, 2016, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    Talk to Nick about that, gloom snakie.

  16. Miyaa
    April 16, 2016, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Not even sure if whist is a real game.

    • davidbreslin101
      April 16, 2016, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

      We used to play a simple version of it school. Relatively easy card game to hide when the teacher comes back in.

    • Robert Nowall
      April 16, 2016, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

      It’s kinda like bridge, which grew out of it.

    • jdreyfuss
      January 28, 2020, 8:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s the ancestor of pretty much all Western trick-taking games with bidding, like euchre, spades, or bridge.

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