Well she knows better than to ask Tip, because he’ll just assume she’s about to ask him out. And she certainly knows better than to ask Nick for dating advice.
Unity, on the other hand, has been on successful dates both with a mortician *and* with a water cooler.
Oh man, that last image is crazy adorable even though it’s wrong on so many levels – a lawful good sapient dog on a self-inflicted captive date with a lawful evil sapient tiger, chewing on said tiger’s head in a bizarre misinterpretation of a zombie’s dating advice.
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Okay, this is the point where I usually realize that I read a comic that absolutely relishes in being off the beaten path…
Had to shill a fantastic local store, Off the Beaten Path. Great place for eclectic art. I’m sure there’s lots of stores named that, but ours is best. 🙂
I think you got that wrong. The dog was built specifically for the hostile takeover of a superpower. Lawful, yes, but good? She is doing a poor job of subverting the powers that be.
And aren’t all rendez-vous self-inflicted captivity? Biting is a playful way for dogs to show affection, so that isn’t wrong per se either, but for the way that it means the opposite with cats.
And I am not convinced that Hungry Tiger is lawful evil. The way he subverts written law for the benefit of his associates is definitive of a chaotic character.
I’m at a loss as to which skeeves me out more. Asking UNITY for advice on making out with a date or the free sports drink Unity found in the outhouse……
Okay, I’ll admit it. I have not idea what that sports drink is supposed to be. Do you east coasters have fancy outhouses that include things the west coast ones don’t.
Usually it’s industrial-grade stuff that smells like rancid lemon and will dry your skin to shriveled parchment if you use it too often. That’s why I try to avoid portapotties if I possibly can.
It’s a piss joke… Peeing in wide mouthed Nalgene bottles when you can’t pee otherwise and then disposing of the bottle at the nearest restroom is something of a trope.
Who better, among the Skin Horse crowd, to ask dating advice than Unity?
Then again, who worse?
Well she knows better than to ask Tip, because he’ll just assume she’s about to ask him out. And she certainly knows better than to ask Nick for dating advice.
Unity, on the other hand, has been on successful dates both with a mortician *and* with a water cooler.
Bubbles seemed to make some poor choices in partners…
I want to see dating advice from Gavotte. Unsolicited dating advice.
Are you sure? Gavotte went and fucked herself.
She did produce a daughter, didn’t she?
Literally and figuratively
…wait
Shannon, you’re a genius
Ask a zombie for advice on kissing; end up chewing on your date’s head.
seeing as this is HT we are talking about it just might work
I miss read that as “chill and roll in stuff”. Which makes my not knowing what the sports drink is. (It’s late and my glasses are … never mind.)
Of course “chill and roll in stuff” is normal dog behavior
It’s like kissing, but there’s a winner
YES!
This is actually a surprisingly doglike way of showing affection.
Is it just me, or does asking UNITY for dating advice just seem like a really, really bad idea?
i think Sweetheart’s friendship with Unity blinded her to that situation.
I think it’s Unity’s making out with Sweetheart that blinded her to an entire week’s worth of updates.
I don’t know, she’s had more luck than half of the team.
Brings to mind a couple of musical possibilities. “Don’t chew on me Sweetheart” by the Inhuman league. Or, “Lay of the tiger” by (Possibly)Survivor.
Oh man, that last image is crazy adorable even though it’s wrong on so many levels – a lawful good sapient dog on a self-inflicted captive date with a lawful evil sapient tiger, chewing on said tiger’s head in a bizarre misinterpretation of a zombie’s dating advice.
…
Okay, this is the point where I usually realize that I read a comic that absolutely relishes in being off the beaten path…
With mustard and onions, too!
Had to shill a fantastic local store, Off the Beaten Path. Great place for eclectic art. I’m sure there’s lots of stores named that, but ours is best. 🙂
I think you got that wrong. The dog was built specifically for the hostile takeover of a superpower. Lawful, yes, but good? She is doing a poor job of subverting the powers that be.
And aren’t all rendez-vous self-inflicted captivity? Biting is a playful way for dogs to show affection, so that isn’t wrong per se either, but for the way that it means the opposite with cats.
And I am not convinced that Hungry Tiger is lawful evil. The way he subverts written law for the benefit of his associates is definitive of a chaotic character.
We need a t-shirt with the pic from the last panel and only the words, “You feeling the luff tonight?”
And, can you feel to luff to-night?
I’m at a loss as to which skeeves me out more. Asking UNITY for advice on making out with a date or the free sports drink Unity found in the outhouse……
It’s also great that today’s filename is “moustachio-hrumphed” almost like, moustachio’s reaction when he saw this scene.
“Don’t talk with your mouth full.”
No comment.
What’s going to be fun is if H.T. decides he likes it and tries to reciprocate.
Well. I’m glad that nobody’s touching anyone with their mouths after having any of that ‘sports drink’.
Okay, I’ll admit it. I have not idea what that sports drink is supposed to be. Do you east coasters have fancy outhouses that include things the west coast ones don’t.
I’m pretty sure that it’s a soap dispenser…
What highfaluting portapoties do you upscale cushy la-di-da types do you people have that have SOAP?
Purell?
Usually it’s industrial-grade stuff that smells like rancid lemon and will dry your skin to shriveled parchment if you use it too often. That’s why I try to avoid portapotties if I possibly can.
That container probably tastes better than many ‘sports drinks’.
It’s a piss joke… Peeing in wide mouthed Nalgene bottles when you can’t pee otherwise and then disposing of the bottle at the nearest restroom is something of a trope.
My comment stands.