You know, I had a good filk for yesterday, but domestic duties got in the way and I couldn’t get it posted until late in the evening. Go back a day if you want to see.
Anyway, here’s today’s tune:
(TUNE: “Pinball Wizard”, The Who)
Each time I tried to rampage, I’d stumble and I’d fall!
I couldn’t be destructive! I couldn’t rage at all!
But now I’ve gone and flattened an old abandoned mall …
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
I didn’t want to help them! I didn’t aim to please!
But they were glad I’d saved them the demolition fees!
They said, “Let’s have a potluck, down at the Legion Hall!”
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
I got a meatball platter!
For words, I’m at a loss!
A meatball platter
With ma-ri-na-ra sauce!
How does the drone digest it?
I don’t know!
You’ll gunk up the works!
I think I’ve found my calling! I think I’ve found my place!
I’ll rampage for the public, and then I’ll stuff my face!
I’m fuch an innofator, so cuffig-edge and all …
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
Well, I thought I made
A rampage full of fail …
But if I could, I would
Wag my body’s tail!
Seconded. Given what we know of their plans, a constructive madgirl actually known by the public would set them back years. They’d lock her in solitary before she’d infect the rest of the mads.
I really do find it hard to believe that a droid built for infiltration actually can’t eat. That’s even more suspicious than not going to the bathroom (which we know that the droid can do).
Damn it, now I’m hungry for some IKEA Swedish Meatballs. I better go before I get bitten by a benevolent moose.
You know, I had a good filk for yesterday, but domestic duties got in the way and I couldn’t get it posted until late in the evening. Go back a day if you want to see.
Anyway, here’s today’s tune:
(TUNE: “Pinball Wizard”, The Who)
Each time I tried to rampage, I’d stumble and I’d fall!
I couldn’t be destructive! I couldn’t rage at all!
But now I’ve gone and flattened an old abandoned mall …
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
I didn’t want to help them! I didn’t aim to please!
But they were glad I’d saved them the demolition fees!
They said, “Let’s have a potluck, down at the Legion Hall!”
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
I got a meatball platter!
For words, I’m at a loss!
A meatball platter
With ma-ri-na-ra sauce!
How does the drone digest it?
I don’t know!
You’ll gunk up the works!
I think I’ve found my calling! I think I’ve found my place!
I’ll rampage for the public, and then I’ll stuff my face!
I’m fuch an innofator, so cuffig-edge and all …
That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!
Well, I thought I made
A rampage full of fail …
But if I could, I would
Wag my body’s tail!
Very good. I just expected you to try “Only You,” given the first panel.
Given A-Sig’s motives, I reckon a benevolent rampage is going to get the straightjacket treatment faster than any other kind. Go Sweetheart!
Seconded. Given what we know of their plans, a constructive madgirl actually known by the public would set them back years. They’d lock her in solitary before she’d infect the rest of the mads.
Sweetheart wants to do Random acts of construction?
Good Lord! Freefall is still running? I forgot all about them! Now I’m going to have to reread it all….
Do – second best use of time except for the Narbonic archives
Seems more like Moustachios rampage so far…
And the best part is Unity’s look of baffled dissapointment.
I’d say, “This, too, shall pass,” but with this drone, you never know…and maybe you don’t want to know…
I wonder if anyone is trying to drug her.
She should ask for a doggie bag of those.
Doogie Bag?”
Stig,go to your room!
;>D
Don’t you think she’d be barking up the wrong tree in this situation?
I really do find it hard to believe that a droid built for infiltration actually can’t eat. That’s even more suspicious than not going to the bathroom (which we know that the droid can do).