Shaenon: Excuse me, but may I blow your mind?  For Christmas, my dear friend and Skin Horse colorist Pancha Diaz made me a roll of Baron Mistycorn wrapping paper.  The only problem is that there is no gift on earth worthy of this wrapping.  Lookit the angry unicorn!

Channing: I have to say I never dreamed that I would see one of my own characters on wrapping paper.  Obviously the ideal thing to wrap in Baron Mistycorn wrapping paper is some sort of next-gen gaming console.  The proper thing to say when unwrapping such a present is “F-ing sweet.”