Just don’t mess with the Evil Elks. They sent one of their younger, stupider, ones on a suicide run against my two-week old Subaru. The elk lost, but did $4,000 damage to the car and my psyche.
I mean, she’s allowing for the possibility that they might not be together until the end of time, which seems reasonable. Also that they might not be monogamous, which does too.
I suppose that would also be considered a pre-existing relationship. Anyway, I’d like to see Sweetheart try to stop Hitty from being Moustachio’s girlfriend. (And we all know what Moustachio is like when he’s angry…)
Okay, I’m trying to imagine what U.N.I.T.Y. would be doing at the ER, and the possibilities are frankly disturbing. Either she’s talking shop with the trauma surgeons (causing vs. healing) or trying to assemble a date from cast off parts.
Does that calendar say “Goblin Butt?”
It says “Goblin Butt,” doesn’t it?
Goblin Butts? How do they roll and are they easy on the draw?
Goblin porn is what it’s all about.
I could believe that “the hokey pokey” is a euphemism for “goblin porn”.
I wonder if Jim Hines knows? I expect he’d approve.
ER? Shadow Rotary? I don’t know what either of those are. Also what’s up with the calender.
ER is the emergency room at a hospital. Shadow Rotary is like the Rotary Club but shadowier.
Then evil toastmasters?
Just don’t mess with the Evil Elks. They sent one of their younger, stupider, ones on a suicide run against my two-week old Subaru. The elk lost, but did $4,000 damage to the car and my psyche.
Damn, I wish I could vote that message up….
They oughta file grievances with Shadow Union.
Are we or they sure they’re on the right Earth?
Shadow Rotary are the guys who built this thing aren’t they?
Is Sweetheart implying she doesn’t think UNITY and Bubbles will last?
I mean, she’s allowing for the possibility that they might not be together until the end of time, which seems reasonable. Also that they might not be monogamous, which does too.
Sweetheart also closes the door on any future further relationship between her and Unity, too.
Doesn’t Tip and Virginia count as an existing relationship?
The word “relationship” provides a pretty big loophole for Tip. Pretty sure he’s denied that he wants one.
Maybe I was thinking of his only being cleared for one night.
That’s “relationship”, not “relations”
What about Moustachio and Hitty?
I suppose that would also be considered a pre-existing relationship. Anyway, I’d like to see Sweetheart try to stop Hitty from being Moustachio’s girlfriend. (And we all know what Moustachio is like when he’s angry…)
Okay, I’m trying to imagine what U.N.I.T.Y. would be doing at the ER, and the possibilities are frankly disturbing. Either she’s talking shop with the trauma surgeons (causing vs. healing) or trying to assemble a date from cast off parts.
Either that or looking for lunch
I think “relationship” needs to be more precisely defined.