I should hope so–I haven’t heard of Methodists spamming “suppressive persons” with hundreds of frivolous lawsuits in order to be considered a legitimate religion like the Church of Happyology has.
O shameless revisionists! You stray from the true faith!! Disbelievers shall be struck down in great pain and suffering. Yog sothoth!!!! Cthulu!!! Cthuluuuuu!!!!!
Silly fanatics! Don’t you know who the real supreme beings are, nyao? I’ll give you a hint: they were worshiped as divine in ancient Egypt, and have a long-running Broadway musical inspired by them in modern days.
More like, we don’t talk about Evil Galactic Overlord Xenu until you’ve been through at least a dozen auditing sessions and achieved Functioning Deltan Level Three. -_^
Easy the hooks are actualy antigravitational gyrodes that can displace 50 g each Burt counter intutively as antigravity tends to be together The can only hold up 25g together still it works to balance the hold of his glasses. Sadly Thais method id angravity seems to have an upper limit of 50g or so.
I suppose there’s some doctrinal differences between the Cosmognothics and the Methodists.
Don’t the Cosmognothist have to formalize their doctrines first?
If they’re like the United Methodist, they really need a bombastic hymnal to codify their beliefs.
I should hope so–I haven’t heard of Methodists spamming “suppressive persons” with hundreds of frivolous lawsuits in order to be considered a legitimate religion like the Church of Happyology has.
So…what, you want to turn him into an opossum in a dress? A woman? What are you going for here?
Adorable talking turtle. In a dress.
I suppose the United Methodists, like most American branches of Methodism, can sometimes be rather conservative in that way.
As a united Methodist I am confused
Yes, but we disguise it in progressive language while staying at just beyond arm’s reach. Firearms, that is.
O shameless revisionists! You stray from the true faith!! Disbelievers shall be struck down in great pain and suffering. Yog sothoth!!!! Cthulu!!! Cthuluuuuu!!!!!
Silly fanatics! Don’t you know who the real supreme beings are, nyao? I’ll give you a hint: they were worshiped as divine in ancient Egypt, and have a long-running Broadway musical inspired by them in modern days.
It was also against the law to kill them in a place called Ulther. ^_^
http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/cu.aspx
As a Catholic I have no input other than a generic disparaging comment about protestantism.
“Our ways are mysterious”… Translate: we haven’t figured out half of what we believe yet.
More like, we don’t talk about Evil Galactic Overlord Xenu until you’ve been through at least a dozen auditing sessions and achieved Functioning Deltan Level Three. -_^
And paid lots and lots of money for the privilege…
“You have achieved Transcendental Gullibility…”
I still wanna know how Tony’s glasses stay on
Easy the hooks are actualy antigravitational gyrodes that can displace 50 g each Burt counter intutively as antigravity tends to be together The can only hold up 25g together still it works to balance the hold of his glasses. Sadly Thais method id angravity seems to have an upper limit of 50g or so.
Rule of funny.
They may eventually get more sophisticated, and come up with “Cosmognothics can help EVERYBODY!”
Or not.
I just realized. He’s proselytizing.
The madtech / madboy possum is preaching to the pretty boy.
Hopefully, this will remain free of any kind of Lovecraftian star cults.
Why do I hear Tony with the voice of the little mouse boy from “The Night Before Christmas”?
Ironically, that character (Albert) was played (quite well, mind you!) by actress Tammy Grimes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Twas_the_Night_Before_Christmas_(1974_TV_special)
As I was reading this, my son was reading out loud from the webpage he just found, “Are Goats the Right Solution for You?”
Cosmogoatics? Capriognothics?
Aren’t goats really a colloid?
If you use the whisk with sufficient vigor.
I prefer them breaded and fried… perhaps with a nice béchamel sauce.
Just wait until they publish a book with a flashy volcano on the front.
Perhaps an offshoot of the Boojumites? Tho I suspect Ben is still dead