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2019-09-09

by shaenon on September 9, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Swiftly I Glide
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  1. dexitroboper
    September 9, 2019, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    How does Unity get air past her larynx?

    • Alphaghoul
      September 9, 2019, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      She’s a cartoon character, the world doesn’t take itself very seriously.

      • David Formosa
        September 9, 2019, 12:25 am | # | Reply

        She speaks with her heart.

        • hugh_donnetono
          September 9, 2019, 12:37 am | # | Reply

          But her heart’s currently splattered across the floor of that A-sig base!

          • esh
            September 9, 2019, 8:01 am | #

            That’s not her heart, she got if from a guy in Paramus!

          • Jim Baerg
            September 9, 2019, 1:11 pm | #

            & the base isn’t even in San Francisco.

          • awgiedawgie
            September 9, 2019, 2:59 pm | #

            Nice one, Jim.

        • Knuckles
          February 9, 2022, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

          No, clearly she’s using her head here.

    • Proxiehunter
      September 9, 2019, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      Very well, thank you.

    • Daibhid C
      September 9, 2019, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

      Unity is nanotech goo animating a head. She probably only makes the mouth move when she talks in the mistaken belief it makes it less creepy.

  2. Pygar
    September 9, 2019, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Even if UniHitty doesn’t *happen*, I’d love to see it drawn…

  3. Robert Nowall
    September 9, 2019, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    This isn’t the drone, Nick. It’ll have to be fed, watered…and solids and liquids come out the other end, too.

    • wykstrad
      September 9, 2019, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      I like the idea of Nick learning responsibility by caring for his human-body appendage the way you or I might care for a plant. “I’m detecting some major muscle atrophy–better put it on a regular exercise schedule and vitamin-heavy diet so it retains its usefulness!”

      • Darkstarling
        September 9, 2019, 11:05 am | # | Reply

        I love that.

  4. Robert Nowall
    September 9, 2019, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Oh. Before you get too comfortable, Nick, see if your swear filter is still there.

    • awgiedawgie
      September 9, 2019, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      It was already established that the filter had been in his brain, and that Virginia had removed it when implanting his brain into the meat body.

  5. David B Huber
    September 9, 2019, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    In the third panel Nick has shifted the locus of his consciousness to the Osprey, using it’s speakers to talk. So in the last panel, who’s more zombie?

    Nick needs to return to his meat body for nourishment and ongoing maintenance at least!

    • CFsoftie
      September 9, 2019, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      Oh yes indeedy! “Always remember where your ON/OFF switch is!”

  6. BMunro
    September 9, 2019, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    No, Unity: you still have a body, it’s just one which is all head. (Sort of like an HG Wells Martian, if she can find some tentacles).

    • Robert Nowall
      September 9, 2019, 1:19 am | # | Reply

      She needs her head and shoulders to cry on.

    • Shadowmehr
      September 9, 2019, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      Please don’t give her ideas. One trip to a sushi restaurant and things will get waaay more creepy than it needs to be around Annex One.

  7. VickiC
    September 9, 2019, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Unity doesn’t need ‘cockblocking powers’, Nick – what with the way you think of your meat body, & with Dr. Lee right next to you…

  8. CrackerJack
    September 9, 2019, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Meat body’s peripheral, eh? Just don’t go losing the dongle!

    • sweetuncleLESLIE
      September 9, 2019, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      You all probably know that SOME religious groups believe, very strongly that it is SEX ….yeah!! which binds our consciousness to the Earth. Until his initiation, he’s got wings….see what Shannon did there?

  9. rgs
    September 9, 2019, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    Something that makes me feel better about the focus on a “meat body” so that he and almost-gf can get it on: he actually does/will need the meat body for maintenance of his real body. And really, iiiif they’re just looking for a meat body only for boinking, he could go inhabit a vibrator. Now, you’d hope he wouldn’t get to a point where he was convinced (via VERY positive reinforcement) the vibrator was his real body, instead. Or, at least an acceptable alternative.

    You’re welcome.

    • notStanley
      September 9, 2019, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      Would Virginia be turned off by thinking of the meat as “just” a peripheral? Or even more excited?

      • Robert Nowall
        September 9, 2019, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

        Nick will do anything to avoid goinking Dr. Lee.

  10. Barbara K
    September 9, 2019, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    Poor Virginia. This is an unpleasant development.
    Maybe another threat to her that could only be handled by his “meat body” would shift his locus of control.
    Might be time to rescue Tip…

    • Robert Nowall
      September 9, 2019, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      But if they do, they’ll kill everybody at that base.

      • sweetuncleLESLIE
        September 9, 2019, 10:57 am | # | Reply

        I applaud the thought. Get Green, too, ASAP. When the curtain comes down, let it come down with many bangs and roars.

  11. Dr. Steve
    September 9, 2019, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    If only there was a psychologist present to tell Unity that her problems are all in her head.

    • Guesticus
      September 9, 2019, 10:49 am | # | Reply

      They left him behind, remember?

      • awgiedawgie
        September 9, 2019, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

        They left her behind behind too.

        • Forrest M Davis
          September 9, 2019, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

          Heh…

      • Robert Nowall
        September 9, 2019, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe it’s behind his left.

  12. Darkstarling
    September 9, 2019, 11:05 am | # | Reply

    Eesh Nick, at least close your eyes. That thing needs to blink or your eyes will go all crusty.

  13. BarGamer
    September 9, 2019, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Cue Unity taking over Nick’s body in 3…

    • awgiedawgie
      September 9, 2019, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

      That would be all kinds of weird, especially if there’s any residual “Unity” left in Virginia.

  14. Sheik
    September 9, 2019, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

    Nick is so enthused about being in his Osprey body he runs the risk of forgetting just where his brain is being housed.
    This might lead to complications.

  15. Robert Nowall
    September 9, 2019, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    When the copter’s down and the doctor’s out,
    All of Skin-Horse will be ‘round and they’ll express their doubt.
    “Hey, hey, superstud.
    What a feat to treat your meat like it’s peripheral crud.
    What a feat to treat your meat like it’s peripheral crud.”

    What a chance you go through!
    Lordy, they’ll be tellin’ you.
    You don’t understand.
    You’re a crime that happens to land.
    Just slap-happy on it now puttin’ out to stud,
    When they watch you treat your meat like it’s peripheral crud.

    Lordy, you should play it!
    Maybe we should spay it!
    Unity, missing Tip.
    You should goink Virginia with rigor and grip.
    Joy! It ought to thrill you!
    Boy! It will not kill you!
    What you know you should show.
    Say! Your meat should do her fast and slow.

    When the copter’s down and the doctor’s out,
    All of Skin-Horse will be ‘round and they’ll express their doubt.
    “Hey, hey, superstud.
    What a feat to treat your meat like it’s peripheral crud.
    What a feat to treat your meat like it’s peripheral crud.”

    —from “Mississippi Mud,” Harry Barris and James Cavanaugh, best known by, well, probably Bing Crosby.

  16. mickeyjf
    September 9, 2019, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

    Poor Virginia.

  17. Ysabet
    September 10, 2019, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh….. Okay, something about this makes me uneasy. Maybe it’s that Nick seems to be forgetting that his operating system *is housed inside* that peripheral, which isn’t a good thing generally OR healthy for a proper network; I think a certain Dr. V needs to show him that meatsacks have their good points too.

  18. BRGR
    September 14, 2019, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Sorry for necroposting, but wouldn’t the meat peripheral still feel and reflect the emotions of his true form?

    • awgiedawgie
      September 14, 2019, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      Not necessarily. A peripheral device only does what the operating system tells it to. Granted, some autonomous responses are outside his control – like blushing, or maybe something a bit more, uh, personal.

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