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2012-11-09

by shaenon on November 9, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. Andrew
    November 9, 2012, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Yar, those may be treacherous buffets ahead.

  2. Cwar
    November 9, 2012, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    I wonder are her hormones controlled by her various pieces or by her “nanites”, she doesn’t seem to correspond to her actual age but her parts could currently be those of a teenager….

  3. eddddd the mad genius
    November 9, 2012, 3:07 am | # | Reply

    please let me be the first to say awwwwwwwwwwww

  4. Eddurd
    November 9, 2012, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Coming To America”, Neil Diamond)

    Guy!
    I just met with some guy!
    I know I did …
    Then shoop, bye-bye!

    Sweet,
    With a dangerous beat …
    He was unlike
    Most guys I meet!

     See the killer on TV!
     He killed ’em with a shrimp buffet!
     Like the guy that talked to me,
     He killed ’em with a shrimp buffet!

      Dead!
      On a table that’s infinite,
      The killer is shrimpin’ it!
      All those women he killed,
      Now with seafood they’re filled!

      Weird,
      Like the person that I just met …
      He was funny and violent!
      Weirdly lovable, too …
      Does that make sense to you?

     Who’s this fellow that I knew
     Who’d kill ’em with a shrimp buffet?
     Though he was creative, too …
     He’d kill ’em all another way!

     Ev’ry diff’rent mental trait,
     Was laid out like a big buffet!
     We could go out on a date
     And kill ’em with a shrimp buffet!

    Buffet … buffet … buffet … buffet …

  5. Speedball
    November 9, 2012, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    Oh, COME ON. Surely she can retain more data than that, she was talking to GODOT all day! I know she’s dumb and flighty and remorseless, but sheez. Okay. I’m callin’ it. GODOT either mucked with her mind to keep her from retaining the memory or else the result of brain-hangovers is short-term amnesia.

    • jdreyfuss
      November 9, 2012, 4:00 am | # | Reply

      That’s what I think happened. GODOT boosted her perception of her own mental acuity, but she was actually speaking gibberish all day.

    • cwar
      November 9, 2012, 8:58 am | # | Reply

      She remembers, she’s just in a different headspace…
      One where plotting violence is endearing courting behaviour, well it always is but she no longer has the rationality to see past the “a boy likes me” bit..
      I had a valid point somewhere…..

    • Daibhid C
      November 9, 2012, 9:22 am | # | Reply

      Based on the side-story in Nick’s journal (where she becomes a super-genius, and records this as “the moment when I stop being able to remember what happened” and “I woke up a while later”), it seems the smarter Unity becomes, the less normal!Unity is able to remember about events.

      Which makes sense; smart!Unity’s recollections are all tied to insights and deductions and analysis. For normal!Unity to decipher them would be really hard, and therefore she doesn’t bother trying.

      • Robert The Addled
        November 9, 2012, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

        sidestory in a journal? how did i not hear of this?? or was it a kickstarter goodie for one of the earlier books???

        • Robert The Addled
          November 9, 2012, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

          Disregard – I found the livejournal. Somehow i missed it’s existance.

      • Manifesta
        November 9, 2012, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

        Color me befuddled! I check Nick’s journal weekly, and it hasn’t updated since August 22nd. Where did you find newer entries from Unity?

        • Amy
          November 9, 2012, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

          They’re not newer. That story went from May 3 to September 4, 2011. I think Daibhid meant that she recorded a SIMILAR moment as “the moment when I stop being able to remember what happens”. Remember when Tip and Sweetheart went to Cleveland for the Transgenic Anti-Defamation League? And Unity and Nick weren’t with them because they had to go to Louisiana to investigate the Cypress being burned down? That’s what Unity wrote about in Nick’s LiveJournal.

          • Robert The Addled
            November 10, 2012, 6:38 am | #

            I’m only just past the Nuclear Pie issue – I think it’d be HILARIOUS if at some point there were annotated versions of the books – w/ date/comic approprite blending of social media commentary from our beloved characters.

    • Axel
      November 9, 2012, 9:43 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think the problem here is that Unity forgets everything easily, obviously she retains a lot more than this from her everyday conversations. I think the problem is that at her normal level of intelligence, she has a lot trouble understanding memories from her brain-highs (or the crash just annihilates memories, I suppose, but she did remember her previous conversation once she brained-up again). Like running a 64-bit program on a 32-bit machine, it just doesn’t work, while the other way around does.

      • Tetra Valent
        November 9, 2012, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

        I can go along this and Daibhid’s interpretation to some extent, but for Unity to forget that she talked to GODOT at all – given that that was essentially the whole point of this mission – or that she spent all that time in the sight-seeing car (“prettiest revenge” seemed to be a more normal mental state for her), does seem to be a bit much. GODOT has got to be messing with her memory.

        • Animaniac
          November 11, 2012, 1:46 am | # | Reply

          you forget the Brains=alcohol parallel, in order to get as smart as she did, she got Black Out level ‘drunk’.

      • Melissa Trible
        December 12, 2012, 8:08 am | # | Reply

        Something similar happens in the now-ended webcomic Mindmistress. The heroine is a retarded woman who, due to a locket from her mother (it’s complicated) can become hyperintelligent. Mindmistress remembers all of the things that Lorelei does, but not the reverse.

  6. jdreyfuss
    November 9, 2012, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    One thing I’ve noticed is that as powerful as GODOT is, its ability to affect perception only seems to apply to verbal communication. Finding some way to communicate nonverbally may be the only way to successfully plan against it. That or something involving Violet, since she’s apparently immune.

  7. Jay
    November 9, 2012, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    Discount Violet. For one thing, she’s clueless at non-verbal communication. For two, she’s guaranteed to discard your plan in favour of her own (or her Secret Orders) halfway through.

    If she manages to save St Charlie, it will either be by accident, or to save it for A Fate Worse Than Death (which is probably the official motto of Anasigma recruitment…)

    • Saberbeam
      November 9, 2012, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

      I can see the recruitment poster now:

      “Come work for Anasigma, a fate worse than death (but the life insurance is covers literally everything and we offer dental)”.

  8. WAKnight
    November 9, 2012, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart’s glance aside is adorable and priceless.

  9. Dewy
    November 9, 2012, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    What is unity eating? The power of squick compels me to imagine all sorts of icky things…

    • Katrika
      November 9, 2012, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      Looks like oatmeal to me.

    • jennibrock
      November 9, 2012, 8:38 am | # | Reply

      Having a girls’ night watching a scary movie with Sweetheart? I’d guess ice cream.

    • Frank
      November 9, 2012, 10:53 am | # | Reply

      Brain Bran: The only cereal for the undead

      • Eddurd
        November 9, 2012, 5:45 pm | # | Reply

        Kellogg’s Raisin Brain. Two “shoops” of raisins.

  10. Manifesta
    November 9, 2012, 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Poor Sweetheart! She’s unable to say that Unity is describing herself in panel two.

    • Knuckles
      January 21, 2022, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

      Awww.

  11. mickeyf
    November 9, 2012, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    Unity has described herself. Is GODOT a mirror?

    • Tetra Valent
      November 9, 2012, 6:03 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t think either she or GODOT could fairly be described as “sweet”, though.

      • Katrika
        November 9, 2012, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

        I think Unity is sweet.

        • Knuckles
          March 20, 2025, 11:08 am | # | Reply

          Probably quite savory, with a strong bitter aftertaste from her necro-blood.

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