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2021-06-21

by shaenon on June 21, 2021 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Off to the Fair
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  1. David B Huber
    June 21, 2021, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Baron could use a recharge of Whimsy magic!

    I bet if he keeps pushing buttons he’ll find a galley, bunks and jacuzzi with full facilities!

    • Frank
      June 22, 2021, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

      Dam, I clicked “Prev” and found myself facing Dr. Lee giving Ira the blueprints to a fracking Weather control machine!

  2. Towering Barbarian
    June 21, 2021, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I see Baron still has a fine sense of priorities. Stocking up on good firecrackers for the 4th of July is *important*. 🙂

  3. palenoue
    June 21, 2021, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Priorities.

  4. Risky
    June 21, 2021, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Pasta and gummies are also available. In festive shapes!

  5. Robert Nowall
    June 21, 2021, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, dude, these places usually have a snack bar. Don’t eat the edible underwear just yet.

    • awgiedawgie
      June 21, 2021, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

      The edible underwear is probably better for you.

  6. Daibhid C
    June 21, 2021, 10:20 am | # | Reply

    While I’m definitely in favour of stopping for food and facilities, I think one of the most important skills I acquired growing up was how to nap in moving vehicles while in a seated position.

    Admittedly, the time a few years ago when I travelled from Inverness to London on the night bus, saw The Muppets Take the O2, and then travelled back on the night bus because hotels are expensive was probably a mistake.

  7. Robert Nowall
    June 21, 2021, 11:47 am | # | Reply

    Here we go.

    Some men are attracted
    To a big gigantic brain.
    It takes a lot of thought
    To shake him in the vein.
    Brains aren’t that important
    To a purple unicorn.
    What really gets him off
    Is the porn.

    Porno to the left, porno to the right,
    Come on people you know what he likes.
    Porno real nasty
    Porno hard core
    Porno till you can’t stand it no more
    It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
    Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
    What really gets him off
    Is the porn.

    Sweetheart said to Baron,
    Can we please stop and eat?
    To stretch legs at the rest stop,
    Or even to get some sleep?
    Baron doesn’t need it ‘cause
    He’s a robot with a tiny-small horn
    What really gets him off
    Is the porn.

    Porno to the left, porno to the right,
    Come on people you know what he likes.
    Porno real nasty
    Porno hard core
    Porno till you can’t stand it no more
    It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
    Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
    What really gets him off
    Is the porn.

    Down in South Dakota, out in California,
    Swamps in Louisiana, passing through Montana,
    Greenback Hollow, DC, Idaho,
    Boston, Carbondale people can’t you tell?

    Porno to the left, porno to the right,
    Come on people you know what he likes.
    Porno real nasty
    Porno hard core
    Porno till you can’t stand it no more
    It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
    Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
    What really gets him off
    Is the porn.

    I say what really gets him off
    Is the porn.
    Is the porn.
    Is the porn…

    —from “The Shake,” written by John McElroy and Butch Carr, sung by Neil McCoy

    • Candace
      June 24, 2021, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Applause!

  8. Shadowmehr
    June 21, 2021, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    I’m betting it was Tip providing the punchline in the last panel. Probably not the first time he’s said that either.

  9. Robert Nowall
    June 21, 2021, 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    Food, sleep, and rest are no use. It’s as good-as-it-comes an excuse. But Baron will stop and most likely will shop at another place he can cut loose.

  10. Pygar
    June 21, 2021, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

    I can almost hear him singing “The Internet Is For Porn”…

  11. Bruce A Munro
    June 21, 2021, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    Now I’m wondering if the Tigerlilymobile has an emergency funky food dispenser.

    • Shadowmehr
      June 21, 2021, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

      That depends on whether there is food that can be considered “funky”, in a good way. Chicken and waffles?

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