While I’m definitely in favour of stopping for food and facilities, I think one of the most important skills I acquired growing up was how to nap in moving vehicles while in a seated position.
Admittedly, the time a few years ago when I travelled from Inverness to London on the night bus, saw The Muppets Take the O2, and then travelled back on the night bus because hotels are expensive was probably a mistake.
Some men are attracted
To a big gigantic brain.
It takes a lot of thought
To shake him in the vein.
Brains aren’t that important
To a purple unicorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Sweetheart said to Baron,
Can we please stop and eat?
To stretch legs at the rest stop,
Or even to get some sleep?
Baron doesn’t need it ‘cause
He’s a robot with a tiny-small horn
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Down in South Dakota, out in California,
Swamps in Louisiana, passing through Montana,
Greenback Hollow, DC, Idaho,
Boston, Carbondale people can’t you tell?
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
I say what really gets him off
Is the porn.
Is the porn.
Is the porn…
—from “The Shake,” written by John McElroy and Butch Carr, sung by Neil McCoy
Baron could use a recharge of Whimsy magic!
I bet if he keeps pushing buttons he’ll find a galley, bunks and jacuzzi with full facilities!
Dam, I clicked “Prev” and found myself facing Dr. Lee giving Ira the blueprints to a fracking Weather control machine!
I see Baron still has a fine sense of priorities. Stocking up on good firecrackers for the 4th of July is *important*. 🙂
Priorities.
Pasta and gummies are also available. In festive shapes!
Yeah, dude, these places usually have a snack bar. Don’t eat the edible underwear just yet.
The edible underwear is probably better for you.
While I’m definitely in favour of stopping for food and facilities, I think one of the most important skills I acquired growing up was how to nap in moving vehicles while in a seated position.
Admittedly, the time a few years ago when I travelled from Inverness to London on the night bus, saw The Muppets Take the O2, and then travelled back on the night bus because hotels are expensive was probably a mistake.
Here we go.
Some men are attracted
To a big gigantic brain.
It takes a lot of thought
To shake him in the vein.
Brains aren’t that important
To a purple unicorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Sweetheart said to Baron,
Can we please stop and eat?
To stretch legs at the rest stop,
Or even to get some sleep?
Baron doesn’t need it ‘cause
He’s a robot with a tiny-small horn
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
Down in South Dakota, out in California,
Swamps in Louisiana, passing through Montana,
Greenback Hollow, DC, Idaho,
Boston, Carbondale people can’t you tell?
Porno to the left, porno to the right,
Come on people you know what he likes.
Porno real nasty
Porno hard core
Porno till you can’t stand it no more
It’s no Whimsey-World attraction,
Doc Collodi couldn’t do it with scorn.
What really gets him off
Is the porn.
I say what really gets him off
Is the porn.
Is the porn.
Is the porn…
—from “The Shake,” written by John McElroy and Butch Carr, sung by Neil McCoy
Applause!
I’m betting it was Tip providing the punchline in the last panel. Probably not the first time he’s said that either.
Food, sleep, and rest are no use. It’s as good-as-it-comes an excuse. But Baron will stop and most likely will shop at another place he can cut loose.
I can almost hear him singing “The Internet Is For Porn”…
Now I’m wondering if the Tigerlilymobile has an emergency funky food dispenser.
That depends on whether there is food that can be considered “funky”, in a good way. Chicken and waffles?