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2019-12-02

by shaenon on December 2, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Robert Nowall
    December 2, 2019, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Real Mr. Ask or impostor Mr. Ask?

    • awgiedawgie
      December 2, 2019, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      I’m betting it’s the same one he just shot. Mainly because he broke the number one rule of unconsciousness (and yes, I just made that up)…

      Never take your eyes off the guy you know is unconscious.

      • sweetuncleLESLIE
        December 2, 2019, 1:47 am | # | Reply

        Yup. Sometimes the guy you have just ‘shut down’ gets up. Keep your eye on everybody who might not be dead yet. Consider un-azing the area. Now, now, now.

      • Adept Arcanist
        June 28, 2020, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

        Don’t turn your back on the body.

  2. Robert Nowall
    December 2, 2019, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    (I want everybody who is kind of upbeat
    To get your hands together, and your sticks together,
    And give him some of that o-o-old head whacking.)

    I didn’t have to hit him like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome.
    I didn’t have to whack him like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome.

    If I hit this guy on something else
    He wouldn’t know what it means to be hit to death.
    I’ll bet he wakes with a major welt
    Hit him so good you needn’t holler for help.

    I didn’t have to whack him like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome
    I didn’t have to pound him like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome.

    A poison tip caused vertigo
    He fired a dart, and it laid me low.
    The knitted fletching was so fine.
    Just to put me out of time.

    I didn’t have to crack him like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome.
    I didn’t have to waste like I did,
    But I did, but I did,
    And you’re welcome.

    All I know this man’s deranged.
    Without this guy, Wilkin, it’s a trying claim.
    Got him in one, what duello is squawking aloud.
    When they say that I’ve been burned out.

    I say you’re welcome (welcome)
    Welcome (oh baby)
    Yeah you’re welcome (yeah, yeah)
    Oh, baby (I’m saying you’re welcome)
    Got to say…

    I didn’t have to hit him like I did,
    But I did, but I did.
    (And you’re welcome.)

    —from “I Thank You,” David Porter and Isaac Hayes / Sam and Dave.

    • BMunro
      December 2, 2019, 1:51 am | # | Reply

      Very nice.

      Perhaps regular anesthetic darts don’t work well on plant-based clones?

    • Manifesta
      December 2, 2019, 7:56 am | # | Reply

      I wanted to get up and dance to this.

  3. Ogden Wernstrom
    December 2, 2019, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Trust everyone. Maybe they’ll kill you last.

  4. Blofeld's Cat
    December 2, 2019, 3:15 am | # | Reply

    That’s the other way to log someone out.

    • Efogoto
      December 2, 2019, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

      Nice!

    • casimir
      December 2, 2019, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

      Hee!
      Ouch!

    • waynezombie
      December 3, 2019, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

      But do you use the same technique to log back in?

  5. ThatOneGuy
    December 2, 2019, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    And this guy is now one of my favorites. Builds death traps in bathroom which saves lives ironically. Picks someone he knows he can beat it they turn into a monster. Gets shot by a dart and was able to counter it while grabbing a weapon to knock out the target they were after.

    He maybe insane but he is far more competent than most same characters i have seen so far.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 2, 2019, 10:10 am | # | Reply

      He’s not the death trap guy. That’s Peirson.

      This is Mr. Ask. So far, I’d say his competency is questionable.

    • Barbara K
      December 2, 2019, 10:10 am | # | Reply

      He thinks he could take Tip in a fight…Is anyone here taking bets?

      • BMunro
        December 2, 2019, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

        Well, he shook off the effects of a knock out dart and sneaked up on a knitting ninja. He may have unsuspected abilities.

        • David B Huber
          December 3, 2019, 12:21 am | # | Reply

          Tip greeted that declaration with skepticism. Tip’s mojo is rooted in his self-confidence. Tip rises to any occasion. And if all else fails, there are always the therapy puppets!

          • awgiedawgie
            December 3, 2019, 5:22 pm | #

            Even if all else doesn’t fail, there are always the therapy puppets.

            The therapy puppets are… always… there. Watching… Waiting…

  6. Shadowmehr
    December 2, 2019, 8:48 pm | # | Reply

    Sometimes you need an elaborate plan, a carefully picked team, and the most cutting edge technology known to man to complete your mission. Other times, you need a small log and twenty seconds of the other guy looking away. True genius is knowing which is which.

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