Yes, that’s just how we set it up. And while they’re distracted with the maple, that’s when we strategically position the bacon, and… OH FARMER! that was supposed to be a state secret. Never mind…
I’m a tourist with a rifle
From the good ol’ USA!
I’m armed for bear and I am bearing arms;
Second amendment, hooray!
If we have to cross the border
Chasing doggies who are mean,
We’ll lock and load and shoot ’em first
And then ask questions later,
Then we can go out for poutine!
You can’t trust Canadians, just ask Commander Badass…
How right you are, EvilKevin. Everything starts out all polite and by the book, then things inevitably go all mapley.
Yes, that’s just how we set it up. And while they’re distracted with the maple, that’s when we strategically position the bacon, and… OH FARMER! that was supposed to be a state secret. Never mind…
I guess she convinced Gavotte to let her bring her AR-15 after all.
Technically, Gavotte never said she couldn’t.
Tourists with rifles…I’m sure there’s a name for that.
Ah, yes! Hunters.
Reposting during archive binge:
(Tune: “Yankee Doodle Dandy”, George M. Cohan)
I’m a tourist with a rifle
From the good ol’ USA!
I’m armed for bear and I am bearing arms;
Second amendment, hooray!
If we have to cross the border
Chasing doggies who are mean,
We’ll lock and load and shoot ’em first
And then ask questions later,
Then we can go out for poutine!