This question may outrage some people, but does Unity really count as a Zombie? From what we’ve seen, she’s essentially a glutinous nano-hive that can inhabit and possess living beings as well as stitched-together corpses: identifying with zombies is really identifying with her working clothes. Unity, you’re mistaking the cover for the book!
It’s an undead flag!
It’s our own country’s flag,
As opposed to the Red, White, and Blue!
The idea is mine,
A bold design
With leg sweeps and sammiches too!
If the living dead
Choose to fight us instead,
Then our mission has hit a snag!
But should new acquaintance leave to rot,
They’ll at least have a kick-ass flag!
Something tells me, that as smart as Artie is, he only thinks he knows what he’s doing. All of his “good intentions” tend to lead to a one way road South, if you catch my drift.
hap new year all
And what better way to celebrate the new year than with tales of Zombie Hordes?
2014 is going to be great.
Can we speculate on what UNITY would put on the flag? Sammiches, of course.
This question may outrage some people, but does Unity really count as a Zombie? From what we’ve seen, she’s essentially a glutinous nano-hive that can inhabit and possess living beings as well as stitched-together corpses: identifying with zombies is really identifying with her working clothes. Unity, you’re mistaking the cover for the book!
It’s the same form of tribalism that powers sports allegiances. Like Jerry Seinfeld said, in the end we’re all just rooting for laundry.
And BOOT TO THE FACE!!!
Article 15 paragraph 2 of the universal declaration of human rights does not apply to UNITY.
“Queen Elena of the Keys” is who the team negotiated with unsuccessfully during the “Choose” storyline. This does not bode well.
I like her name…
(TUNE: “Grand Old Flag”, George M. Cohan)
It’s an undead flag!
It’s our own country’s flag,
As opposed to the Red, White, and Blue!
The idea is mine,
A bold design
With leg sweeps and sammiches too!
If the living dead
Choose to fight us instead,
Then our mission has hit a snag!
But should new acquaintance leave to rot,
They’ll at least have a kick-ass flag!
I sure hope Artie knows what he’s doing.
Something tells me, that as smart as Artie is, he only thinks he knows what he’s doing. All of his “good intentions” tend to lead to a one way road South, if you catch my drift.
Disembodied hand of argent holding a fasces (complete with ragged forearm stump) on a field of rouge?