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2020-05-16

by shaenon on May 16, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Dreadful Future
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  1. Towering Barbarian
    May 16, 2020, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Should a zombie queen not have an open mind on the subject of Voodoo? O_o

    • noerartnoe
      May 16, 2020, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

      Kind of depends on what *kind* of Zombie she is, wouldn’t you say? And, of course, any previous issues with spirits…

  2. woodensarsen
    May 16, 2020, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Vodka’s a spirit too. So are whiskey, absinthe, ouzo, raki, rum, etc.

    Problem with absinthe? Summon ouzo.

    • Shadowmehr
      May 16, 2020, 8:05 am | # | Reply

      I believe that is known as the Beeblebrox gambit, and it never ends well for anyone involved. Well, maybe for the liquor store owner, but not anybody else.

      • Frank
        May 19, 2020, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

        I thought it was known as “hair of the dog”

    • noerartnoe
      May 16, 2020, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      I mean, most – if not all – alcohol made for consumption are also solutions…
      You might be on to something here. Not sure it’s a *good* something, but certainly something.

  3. s854
    May 16, 2020, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    Remy has a solution, and Unity has a solution. I don’t understand why this problem still isn’t solved.

  4. sweetuncleLESLIE
    May 16, 2020, 6:40 am | # | Reply

    Problem with Unity’s solution: she’s out of practice. She THINKS that she walks around ready to RAMPAGE, but she hasn’t struck, seized, grabbed, twisted, nor
    ripped ANYBODY a new anal fissure in YEARS. Lots of fierce talk and no action.

    We’ve all probably known persons who talked good games but didn’t ‘act out’;
    humans mislead each other AND themselves. Unity’s become a loud-mouthed
    braggart. Doesn’t realize it, of course.

    Remy’s in more PRACTICE, but like members of current administrations, he
    doesn’t give enough credit to various technical devices which secretly
    broadcast vibrations and messages which cause fairly normal folks to
    call for imprisoning of innocent but accused persons. Sometimes people
    under such influences can be induced to buy MERCH within minutes of ‘dose’.

    Much of ancient practices’ effects can be caused in humanoid subjects by quite
    modern use of devices in crowds and ‘public’ assemblies. The ‘proof of concept’ was
    tested by German politicians in the late 30’s and mid-forties, and updated by
    the ‘secret services’ of MANY countries since. REMEMBER?

    • RANdom
      May 16, 2020, 7:54 am | # | Reply

      What are you even trying to say in the last two paragraphs?

      • Nix
        May 16, 2020, 11:11 am | # | Reply

        I think it’s a rant about mobile phones, or perhaps infrasonics and Hitler. It’s not terribly clear.

      • awgiedawgie
        May 16, 2020, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve learned not to ask.

    • Citrakayah
      May 16, 2020, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      I would remember, but the vibration broadcasts ruined my long-term memory.

      What were we talking about, again?

    • David B Huber
      May 16, 2020, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

      All I ask is that 5G ends up interfering with HAARP 😉

    • 5-tons-of-flax
      May 16, 2020, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

      The first two paragraphs assume that Unity doesn’t have a life off camera.

      • Rockphed
        May 17, 2020, 11:53 am | # | Reply

        And when did unity throw down with the anasigma version of herself?

        • Robert Nowall
          May 17, 2020, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

          Probably hasn’t met up with Trinity since their last throwdown.

          • awgiedawgie
            May 17, 2020, 5:32 pm | #

            I think Rock’s point was that it hasn’t been that long since their last throwdown.

  5. Robert Nowall
    May 16, 2020, 7:29 am | # | Reply

    In my experience, dealing with spirits depends on how many jugs of spirits are left lying around.

    • Sheik
      May 16, 2020, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      Or, in my case, quart jars.

  6. D. Walker
    May 16, 2020, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    Ya know, I totally missed that Unity has a new shirt that’s the same color as the last one, but has a different message.

    • casimir
      May 16, 2020, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      …all in a day’s work for Shaenon’s Subliminal Messaging Service.

  7. BMunro
    May 16, 2020, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

    Unity needs to train with Dr. McNinja to learn how to punch ghosts.

  8. jdreyfuss
    May 16, 2020, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    Well hell I was right about Remy’s plan. Like three weeks ago.

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