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2016-07-29

by shaenon on July 29, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: What Big Teeth
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  1. casimir
    July 29, 2016, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    but do the security guards have tasers?

  2. oneuniverse2
    July 29, 2016, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    I work in a casino with many cameras everywhere, and a sign like this would creep me out. I’d hate to think they’ve got lip-readers, or installed microphones just to keep the sinks from having spit in them.

  3. thejoemoose
    July 29, 2016, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    [Law and Order sound effect]

    • Dr. Steve
      July 29, 2016, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      and what DOES a “law and order” sound effect sound like? Something from “Dragnet”? Or….

      • thejoemoose
        July 29, 2016, 9:03 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, should have put a link for sound effect – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk

  4. thenardyr
    July 29, 2016, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Your the freaking Director. Tip probably wasn’t supposed to be in the executive washroom at all.

    I’m struggling with mental images…what would be harder for an intelligent dog, brushing or flossing?

    • Seth
      July 29, 2016, 4:54 am | # | Reply

      Gotta be the flossing. A dog might be able to get some back-and-forth action going with a brush, but flossing requires finer motor control.

      • Cloudster
        July 29, 2016, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

        Plus, dogs have chewy dental biscuits! Problem solved!

    • Zero
      October 25, 2020, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      If Tip’s not supposed to be in the executive washroom, who is? Just Sweetheart? The original team members training the expanded team probably count as executives, I’d think.

  5. relsqui
    July 29, 2016, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    Really looking forward to finding out how the toothbrush gets from her ear to her face.

    • void
      July 29, 2016, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      It’s easy actually. she just needs to grab it with her front paws while leaning on something. Getting a brushing motion isn’t too complicated after that.

  6. Chrisn
    July 29, 2016, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Maybe with the same method she uses to run the pencil sharpener?

  7. GammarayCanon
    July 29, 2016, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Just state that for a canine the mouth is effectively a hand.

  8. Robert Nowall
    July 29, 2016, 7:36 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart, poor Sweetheart, you’ll never get to use that sink. No hands.

  9. Mental Mouse
    July 29, 2016, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    Or she could just use the dental chews sold for dogs, if she weren’t so fixated on, um, aping humanity. But then, in her house it’s unity who eats the dog food.

  10. Zyzzyva
    July 29, 2016, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing it was Director Sweetheart who put that up.

  11. matteo
    July 29, 2016, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    FWIW, our dogs haven’t needed their teeth brushed since we switched to a raw food diet for them. All the chewing of raw meaty bones scours them clean.

    • GammarayCanon
      July 29, 2016, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

      My dog just gets toothbrush-shaped treats.

  12. Robert Nowall
    July 29, 2016, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    Isn’t “Facilities Management” Shelby?

    • Shadowmehr
      July 29, 2016, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      No, I believe he was on the staff of their old building, not directly associated with Skin Horse. That’s why he had the time to go up to Jersey.

      Not that he probably hasn’t seen the inside of the new building one way or the other (secret agendas allow for travel to some of the most unexpected places).

  13. davidbreslin101
    July 29, 2016, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    There are various kinds of “chewable toothbrush” out there: I’ve seen them in capsule machines at train stations. No hands required.
    (As someone who works for Facilities Management, I would like to reassure you that we do it all just with microphones, infra-red cameras and the chips we implanted in your nasal cavities. The invasion of privacy is classed as “Acceptable” according to our best-practice guidelines.)

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