I work in a casino with many cameras everywhere, and a sign like this would creep me out. I’d hate to think they’ve got lip-readers, or installed microphones just to keep the sinks from having spit in them.
If Tip’s not supposed to be in the executive washroom, who is? Just Sweetheart? The original team members training the expanded team probably count as executives, I’d think.
It’s easy actually. she just needs to grab it with her front paws while leaning on something. Getting a brushing motion isn’t too complicated after that.
Or she could just use the dental chews sold for dogs, if she weren’t so fixated on, um, aping humanity. But then, in her house it’s unity who eats the dog food.
No, I believe he was on the staff of their old building, not directly associated with Skin Horse. That’s why he had the time to go up to Jersey.
Not that he probably hasn’t seen the inside of the new building one way or the other (secret agendas allow for travel to some of the most unexpected places).
There are various kinds of “chewable toothbrush” out there: I’ve seen them in capsule machines at train stations. No hands required.
(As someone who works for Facilities Management, I would like to reassure you that we do it all just with microphones, infra-red cameras and the chips we implanted in your nasal cavities. The invasion of privacy is classed as “Acceptable” according to our best-practice guidelines.)
but do the security guards have tasers?
I work in a casino with many cameras everywhere, and a sign like this would creep me out. I’d hate to think they’ve got lip-readers, or installed microphones just to keep the sinks from having spit in them.
[Law and Order sound effect]
and what DOES a “law and order” sound effect sound like? Something from “Dragnet”? Or….
Sorry, should have put a link for sound effect – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk
Your the freaking Director. Tip probably wasn’t supposed to be in the executive washroom at all.
I’m struggling with mental images…what would be harder for an intelligent dog, brushing or flossing?
Gotta be the flossing. A dog might be able to get some back-and-forth action going with a brush, but flossing requires finer motor control.
Plus, dogs have chewy dental biscuits! Problem solved!
If Tip’s not supposed to be in the executive washroom, who is? Just Sweetheart? The original team members training the expanded team probably count as executives, I’d think.
Really looking forward to finding out how the toothbrush gets from her ear to her face.
It’s easy actually. she just needs to grab it with her front paws while leaning on something. Getting a brushing motion isn’t too complicated after that.
Maybe with the same method she uses to run the pencil sharpener?
Just state that for a canine the mouth is effectively a hand.
Sweetheart, poor Sweetheart, you’ll never get to use that sink. No hands.
Or she could just use the dental chews sold for dogs, if she weren’t so fixated on, um, aping humanity. But then, in her house it’s unity who eats the dog food.
I’m guessing it was Director Sweetheart who put that up.
FWIW, our dogs haven’t needed their teeth brushed since we switched to a raw food diet for them. All the chewing of raw meaty bones scours them clean.
My dog just gets toothbrush-shaped treats.
Isn’t “Facilities Management” Shelby?
No, I believe he was on the staff of their old building, not directly associated with Skin Horse. That’s why he had the time to go up to Jersey.
Not that he probably hasn’t seen the inside of the new building one way or the other (secret agendas allow for travel to some of the most unexpected places).
There are various kinds of “chewable toothbrush” out there: I’ve seen them in capsule machines at train stations. No hands required.
(As someone who works for Facilities Management, I would like to reassure you that we do it all just with microphones, infra-red cameras and the chips we implanted in your nasal cavities. The invasion of privacy is classed as “Acceptable” according to our best-practice guidelines.)