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2020-07-15

by shaenon on July 15, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Muddled Duddled Fuddled Wuddled Fox
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  1. Towering Barbarian
    July 15, 2020, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    People who want to kill you are seldom in short supply. 😛

    • Candace
      July 16, 2020, 12:42 am | # | Reply

      If that’s the case, you must lead a very “interesting” life.

      • wizard4169
        September 8, 2021, 2:16 pm | # | Reply

        If killing me were easy, someone would have done it years ago.

  2. awgiedawgie
    July 15, 2020, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think you’ll have any trouble finding someone else with a grenade launcher. The real trick will be finding another radio tower to climb on top of.

    • Efogoto
      July 15, 2020, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      Too bad the best vantage to find another one was the tower that just fell.

      • casimir
        July 15, 2020, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

        The turtle is falling in love with falling. Does the turtle have a name?

        • Pygar
          July 15, 2020, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

          All turtles are named Bert until proven otherwise.

          • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            July 19, 2020, 11:49 pm | #

            I think his unconcerned response to the presence of nearby explosions proves otherwise.

  3. Robert Nowall
    July 15, 2020, 7:20 am | # | Reply

    If the nearby humans were upset by Tony and Merc’s explody machine, what will they think of this?

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      July 20, 2020, 12:00 am | # | Reply

      Gangs on PCP are almost definitely to blame.

  4. jdreyfuss
    July 15, 2020, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    It would appear I was wrong.

    • Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder
      July 15, 2020, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      you may have been tactically correct, but if you give someone a grenade launcher there is a natural yen to try it out that supersedes out best laid plans.

    • Frank
      July 15, 2020, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

      I blame this on you

      • jdreyfuss
        July 16, 2020, 8:20 am | # | Reply
        • jdreyfuss
          July 16, 2020, 8:20 am | # | Reply

          Dammit, meant to put up this.

  5. Shadowmehr
    July 15, 2020, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

    In a shiny jumpsuit on top of a tall, easily seen landmark might not be the best place to be in a firefight

    • Frank
      July 15, 2020, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

      But it probably is not a bad place to be when the firefighters arrive

  6. Daibhid C
    July 15, 2020, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

    (Tune: Boom-Bang-a-Bang, Lulu)

    I stand atop the tower and listen,
    I try to complete Tony’s mission,
    Then mercs appear near this position,
    They’re tooled up and ready to fight,
    This height,
    Means that I’ve been put in their sights.

    They go:
    Foom, bang and boom, foom bang and boom,
    Grenades fly here.
    Foom, bang and boom, foom bang and boom,
    That’s what I fear.
    Blasting away, blasting away,
    Things are not fine.
    Foom, bang and boom, all the time.

    • Robert Nowall
      July 15, 2020, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      “My heart went bang-shang-a-lang, bang-shang-a-lang,
      Bang-shang-a-lang, bang, bang!” —the Archies.

  7. Ogden Wernstrom
    July 15, 2020, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    I can just hear all you bleeding hearts trying to box that soldier in with another moral Catch-22. The soldier had the perception to spot two tangos on recon at night and the aim to hit their target. When that soldier hits the bunk, they should sleep soundly in the knowledge of a tough job well done. They could pay with their life for failure, but you sops want them to be wracked with guilt when they succeed too.

    • awgiedawgie
      July 15, 2020, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t want him wracked with guilt for succeeding. I want him wracked with guilt for working for the bad guys.

      • nebulousrikulau
        July 15, 2020, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

        But the bad guys have COOKIES!

        • Robert Nowall
          July 15, 2020, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

          Evil cookies, probably. Lo-cal.

          • Frank
            July 15, 2020, 9:41 pm | #

            That’s impossi– I mean impo-rted

        • awgiedawgie
          July 16, 2020, 12:09 am | # | Reply

          Bad guys have cookies, but good guys have Virginia’s coffee. Clear advantage: good guys.

      • Ogden Wernstrom
        July 16, 2020, 12:19 am | # | Reply

        There are more ways to fail than to succeed. You can fail by good execution of a bad plan, you can fail by bad execution of a good plan. But it’s especially true there are more ways to fail than to succeed when you decide to make the world better by shooting people. And I’m not even a pacifist.

  8. casimir
    July 15, 2020, 7:30 pm | # | Reply

    Evil cookies, like revenge, is best served with decaf.
    Cold decaf.

    • casimir
      July 15, 2020, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

      …oooh ARE served… Bad grammar!
      Plus supposed to be @ Robert. Don’t know why my replies aren’t directed.

      • awhyzip
        July 15, 2020, 7:48 pm | # | Reply

        @Casimir, are you clicking on the little “Reply” link by the timestamp, in Robert’s post? or are you using the big “Leave a Reply” box below? That difference could be the reason!

        • casimir
          July 15, 2020, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

          That’s not it, but I think I know why it happens. It’s just too hare-brained to get into here.

          • Robert Nowall
            July 15, 2020, 11:43 pm | #

            Well, I’ve done it myself, many times…don’t worry ’bout it.

        • Daphne Eftychia Arthur
          July 16, 2020, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

          AFAICT it depends on which chunks of Javascript are able/allowed to run when the comment is written. But that’s based on a few observations, not exhaustive testing, so mere coincidence is still a possibility. Let’s see where _this_ comment gets threaded.

    • BMunro
      July 16, 2020, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      If the devil can quote scripture, the bad guys can purchase some decent cookies for temptation purposes.

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