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2015-05-23

by shaenon on May 23, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Alphaghoul
    May 23, 2015, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    For some reason I’d imagined Hitty to be much smaller compared to a human.

  2. Steve Jackson
    May 23, 2015, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Disassemble. She couldn’t dissemble to save her life.

    • squirrel
      May 23, 2015, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      LOL and very true! 😀

      …or so I sincerely hope.

    • Classic Steve
      May 23, 2015, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

      Moustachio could shout, “Villains! Dis(as)semble no more!”

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      May 23, 2015, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

      No disassemble!

  3. Pygar
    May 23, 2015, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    She seems to be about the size of his OEM body…

  4. Candace
    May 23, 2015, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t Unity a weapon of mass destruction?

    • mittfh
      May 23, 2015, 3:03 am | # | Reply

      That was the intention, as was having Nick being an active member of the military (fully armed) – but in both cases, things didn’t go entirely to plan and they ended up with Project Skin Horse instead…

      Given Ginny was involved in both projects, she must be very naive if she doesn’t know the potential military capabilities of her work (or enjoys it so much she intentionally disregards the potential consequences of her projects).

      • Quin
        May 23, 2015, 9:01 am | # | Reply

        To be fair she is one of the few people who doesn’t only rest on the borderline of sanity and madness… She built a house, watered her lawn, and sits on the porch while everyone keeps jumping the line or falling over to one side.

        • Pygar
          May 23, 2015, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

          Now you have me picturing her as Two-Face… I think the pristine side has the glasses glint, though…

      • Efogoto
        May 23, 2015, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

        As she says in panel 4, “I’ve done worse.” She is fully aware of what the projects are for, but is showing all the compassion of Werner Von Braun in the Tom Lehrer tune: “Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down. That’s not my department.”

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      May 23, 2015, 10:19 pm | # | Reply

      No, weapons are generally much easier to control. Even the NRA would have to concede that UNITY kills people.

  5. John Campbell
    May 23, 2015, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    You have a peculiar definition of “defense”, Dr. Lee.

    • Dave Van Domelen
      May 23, 2015, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      Well, it’s defense against the accusation that she is insufficiently contrite.

  6. Altarboy
    May 23, 2015, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    I’ve done worse isn’t much of a defense. It’s not something I would say before a judge.

    • B
      May 23, 2015, 5:08 am | # | Reply

      Dr Lee isn’t good at public speaking or any form of social improv. Most of us could do better than her in this scenario.

    • Barking Monkey
      May 23, 2015, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

      It might actually carry some water with Moustachio, who has also done worse (though he may or may not have access to those memories at the moment.)

    • D. Walker
      May 23, 2015, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

      I dunno – if the judge is flabbergasted at something you consider to be not that big of a deal, it might be a reality check for them.

      “You are charged with the very serious crime of jaywalking! What do you have to say for yourself?”

      “Jaywalking? I’ve done far worse than that – most people have. Just where do your priorities lie that you think jaywalking is a very serious crime? How out of touch with the world are you?”

      • Frank Hightower
        May 24, 2015, 3:25 am | # | Reply

        I remember studying (driving test) a provision where jaywalking was considered serious: if there is a car coming, and they slam the brakes and/or turn hard to avoid hitting you, and this causes them to slam into another car, then you would be arrested for causing the accident and the charge would be jaywalking

  7. Robert Nowall
    May 23, 2015, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    Just the *plans*…

  8. roberttheaddled
    May 23, 2015, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    “I’ve done worse” is hardly reassuring.

  9. Shadowmehr
    May 23, 2015, 8:51 am | # | Reply

    A man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.

    Dr. Lee is apparently just fool enough to disregard this idiom.

  10. mickeyjf
    May 23, 2015, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    I, for one, fully expect a happy ending here.

    • Robert Nowall
      May 23, 2015, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

      For who?

  11. irdburns
    May 23, 2015, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    In which we are reminded that Dr Lee, while redeemable, is actually a pretty awful person when you think about it.

  12. --jt--
    May 23, 2015, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

    Redeemable, but how many times? She’ll be besting the aluminium in cans soon.

  13. Carl Fishman
    May 23, 2015, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    I dunno. If you believe (as I do) that a nation has a moral right to possess a military, then it follows that it has a moral right to arm that military. At that point, there isn’t anything intrinsically immoral about designing military weapons. So while the creation of unity has some theologically questionable aspects, I don’t really see it as immoral. (What she did to Nick, on the other hand, was clearly evil. Retroactive consent doesn’t cut it.)

    • Frank Hightower
      May 24, 2015, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      Costa Rica (and a few others) disagree

      • WJS
        July 26, 2019, 1:14 am | # | Reply

        A country choosing not to have an army doesn’t prove that they believe countries don’t have a right to. Note that basically all of those are protected by another, larger country which does have one.

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      May 24, 2015, 4:09 am | # | Reply

      Damn straight. Abominations of science are a right, not a privilege. Nay sir, they are an imperative! If we don’t graft the head of a dog onto the body of a reanimated dead man, who will? The Russians, that’s who! Commie bastards! Have they no shame? No dignity? That dog had a family! A wife! A twisted, bleeding carapace of flesh and Formica! I was saving that goddamn cornbread for a special occasion, and now it’s all gone! You can’t take it with you, you can’t take it with you, you can’t take it with you. All you need is sonar and nerves of steel. Jet fuel everywhere, and four… no, FIVE lemons. Ha ha! Whoops, there goes Aunt Tilda!

      Hold on, I gotta take this

    • BMunro
      May 24, 2015, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

      But she’s not arming “the nation”, she’s arming the Sinister Secret Government Which Murders People For Poor Shoe-Lace Tying Skills. There’s a substantial difference.

  14. Treesong
    May 24, 2015, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    I would vote up BrokenEye if I could vote up. Very seldom do I actually LOL.

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