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2013-07-23

by shaenon on July 23, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: My House Is Me
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  1. Shen Hibiki
    July 23, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    … they plan to make ALL the cliches work in their own creepy way, right? XD

  2. Tetra Valent
    July 23, 2013, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    OK, so there are THREE things you never want to see made: laws, sausages, and magic.

    • Kanta
      June 23, 2016, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

      To quote John Constantine, “Magic’s a nasty game. Go and play with your dad’s chainsaw instead.”

  3. maarvarq
    July 23, 2013, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    This is going to be even creepier than the rats, files and roaches scene in Enchanted, isn’t it?

    • Andrew
      July 23, 2013, 4:34 am | # | Reply

      You’ve never seen the movie Joe and the Cockroaches, haven’t you?

      • Classic Steve
        July 23, 2013, 11:10 am | # | Reply

        You mean “Joe’s Apartment.”

  4. Dave Van Domelen
    July 23, 2013, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    ZE MAGICKS! I GO!

  5. Daniel
    July 23, 2013, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Little know fact: this is actually how Snow White did it. She was actually pale because she was dead, but that was edited out of the story due to anti-zombie prejudice among the Disney higher-ups.

    • Anderson
      July 23, 2013, 2:34 am | # | Reply

      I knew it!

      ….the rotoscoping did make her look kinda undead, actually….

    • Towering Barbarian
      July 23, 2013, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      Anti-zombie prejudice? I thought she was a vampire. @_@

      • mage_cat
        July 23, 2013, 3:07 am | # | Reply

        Vampires like to take credit for everything.

        • GeeJo
          July 23, 2013, 4:05 am | # | Reply

          And leave the blame for zombies. “I Am Legend”? Totally a vampire film. Though I suppose on the scale of vampire films, “I Am Legend” isn’t actually *that* bad.

      • Daibhid C
        July 23, 2013, 5:34 am | # | Reply

        Of course she was a vampire. Neil Gaiman wouldn’t lie to us.

        • davidbreslin101
          July 23, 2013, 8:22 am | # | Reply

          She was a vampire zombie. It is a sad reflection on mainstream society that we find it so hard to accept the existence of such complex vitality-status identities.

      • darkstarling
        September 3, 2015, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

        Snow Glass Apples will NOT be spoken of.

  6. JohnBobMead
    July 23, 2013, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Unity is totes well adjusted. Got no hangups about /her/ state of existence!

  7. Eddurd
    July 23, 2013, 7:20 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Whistle While You Work”, Frank Churchill and Leigh Harline)

    They’ll help us ’til they puke!
    (doobie doop doop doop doop doop!)
    Dispel that gloom! I
    Bend ’em to my
    Will with zombie goop!

    They’ll help us ’til they hurl!
    Your hair they’ll style and curl!
    And you can’t guess
    How much your dress
    Will make you be a girl!

     The creatures of the woods
     Delivering the goods!
     They’re serving you, controlled by me,
     ’Cause I’m your Fairy God-Zombie!

    They’ll help us ’til they hurk!
    They’ll work and never shirk!
    So lose the frown,
    You’ll wear this gown,
    And babe, you’ll make it work!

  8. soft
    July 23, 2013, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Heh… UNITY has “wisdom”… :p

  9. Andorxor
    July 23, 2013, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    It will still be a dress made by Unity.I hope it will be at least designed by Tip

  10. Coral
    July 23, 2013, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    Fairy God-Zombie…… Bwahahahahaha! Great Filk Eddurd… as always, it will be my daily earworm.

    Go Team Nick.

  11. jdreyfuss
    July 23, 2013, 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Well, Ed’s already done his. Now Manifesta needs to do “Bibbity, Bobbity, Goop.”

  12. hopsa
    July 23, 2013, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    Oh gods, I now have a picture in my mind of Nick’s drone stepping out of a fire half burnt terminator style, surrounded by happy forest critters with black zombie goop oozing out of their eyes…
    I shouldn’t drink so much coffee. Wait, coffee is black… AAAAAGH

    • Dewy
      July 23, 2013, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Yah, I’ve been watching a lot of season 3/4 x-files. Black goo was one of the more well done FX on the show. and one of the more creepily done, too.

      My “friend” snuck up behind me and brushed my face with a feather while I was watching one of those scenes. I nearly goo’d myself.

  13. Saberbeam
    July 23, 2013, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    Hrm, I’m trying to figure out if the tiara works with that outfit in a kind of “rough ‘n tough princess” style or if tiaras only work with dresses…

    So is Unity going to drain all her blood goop herself, or has she figured out some other mode of transmission? Either way, this promises to be interesting 😀

    • Tetra Valent
      July 23, 2013, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

      She shouldn’t need to. All those critters that Dr. Lee injected her into during the Once and Future arc should still be out there somewhere.

  14. Shadowmehr
    July 23, 2013, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    Funny, I always though fairy godmothers were masters of Enchantment, not Necromancy.

    • Ziggerung the Omnipatient
      July 29, 2013, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      Eh, same diff.

  15. Ziggerung the Omnipatient
    July 29, 2013, 2:39 am | # | Reply

    Oh, that’s right! I’d forgotten that Unity had learned a new trick.

  16. Knuckles
    January 24, 2022, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Well, she *is* playing the part of Animal Helper here…

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