Little know fact: this is actually how Snow White did it. She was actually pale because she was dead, but that was edited out of the story due to anti-zombie prejudice among the Disney higher-ups.
And leave the blame for zombies. “I Am Legend”? Totally a vampire film. Though I suppose on the scale of vampire films, “I Am Legend” isn’t actually *that* bad.
She was a vampire zombie. It is a sad reflection on mainstream society that we find it so hard to accept the existence of such complex vitality-status identities.
Oh gods, I now have a picture in my mind of Nick’s drone stepping out of a fire half burnt terminator style, surrounded by happy forest critters with black zombie goop oozing out of their eyes…
I shouldn’t drink so much coffee. Wait, coffee is black… AAAAAGH
Hrm, I’m trying to figure out if the tiara works with that outfit in a kind of “rough ‘n tough princess” style or if tiaras only work with dresses…
So is Unity going to drain all her blood goop herself, or has she figured out some other mode of transmission? Either way, this promises to be interesting 😀
… they plan to make ALL the cliches work in their own creepy way, right? XD
OK, so there are THREE things you never want to see made: laws, sausages, and magic.
To quote John Constantine, “Magic’s a nasty game. Go and play with your dad’s chainsaw instead.”
This is going to be even creepier than the rats, files and roaches scene in Enchanted, isn’t it?
You’ve never seen the movie Joe and the Cockroaches, haven’t you?
You mean “Joe’s Apartment.”
ZE MAGICKS! I GO!
Little know fact: this is actually how Snow White did it. She was actually pale because she was dead, but that was edited out of the story due to anti-zombie prejudice among the Disney higher-ups.
I knew it!
….the rotoscoping did make her look kinda undead, actually….
Anti-zombie prejudice? I thought she was a vampire. @_@
Vampires like to take credit for everything.
And leave the blame for zombies. “I Am Legend”? Totally a vampire film. Though I suppose on the scale of vampire films, “I Am Legend” isn’t actually *that* bad.
Of course she was a vampire. Neil Gaiman wouldn’t lie to us.
She was a vampire zombie. It is a sad reflection on mainstream society that we find it so hard to accept the existence of such complex vitality-status identities.
Snow Glass Apples will NOT be spoken of.
Unity is totes well adjusted. Got no hangups about /her/ state of existence!
(TUNE: “Whistle While You Work”, Frank Churchill and Leigh Harline)
They’ll help us ’til they puke!
(doobie doop doop doop doop doop!)
Dispel that gloom! I
Bend ’em to my
Will with zombie goop!
They’ll help us ’til they hurl!
Your hair they’ll style and curl!
And you can’t guess
How much your dress
Will make you be a girl!
The creatures of the woods
Delivering the goods!
They’re serving you, controlled by me,
’Cause I’m your Fairy God-Zombie!
They’ll help us ’til they hurk!
They’ll work and never shirk!
So lose the frown,
You’ll wear this gown,
And babe, you’ll make it work!
Heh… UNITY has “wisdom”… :p
It will still be a dress made by Unity.I hope it will be at least designed by Tip
Fairy God-Zombie…… Bwahahahahaha! Great Filk Eddurd… as always, it will be my daily earworm.
Go Team Nick.
Well, Ed’s already done his. Now Manifesta needs to do “Bibbity, Bobbity, Goop.”
Oh gods, I now have a picture in my mind of Nick’s drone stepping out of a fire half burnt terminator style, surrounded by happy forest critters with black zombie goop oozing out of their eyes…
I shouldn’t drink so much coffee. Wait, coffee is black… AAAAAGH
Yah, I’ve been watching a lot of season 3/4 x-files. Black goo was one of the more well done FX on the show. and one of the more creepily done, too.
My “friend” snuck up behind me and brushed my face with a feather while I was watching one of those scenes. I nearly goo’d myself.
Hrm, I’m trying to figure out if the tiara works with that outfit in a kind of “rough ‘n tough princess” style or if tiaras only work with dresses…
So is Unity going to drain all her blood goop herself, or has she figured out some other mode of transmission? Either way, this promises to be interesting 😀
She shouldn’t need to. All those critters that Dr. Lee injected her into during the Once and Future arc should still be out there somewhere.
Funny, I always though fairy godmothers were masters of Enchantment, not Necromancy.
Eh, same diff.
Oh, that’s right! I’d forgotten that Unity had learned a new trick.
Well, she *is* playing the part of Animal Helper here…