Next time someone asks me, “How’s it hangin?” I’ll be sure to reply with the Emperor’s response.
I’m going to append “I’m just here to watch the endgame” onto every greeting response I give in the future.
I think “As prophesied” is still a better answer to any question of that nature, especially one regarding how any bits of me may be hanging.
The sign of a true emperor: the ability to walk through sewers and fight off sharks and still have an absolutely spotless outfit at the end of it all.
Unless he took the opportunity to do his laundry while stuck in the lab, which is also a sign of an unusually epic leader.
This is Emperor Norton I. He didn’t fight the sharks; he shamed them into dispersing.
(TUNE: “Saturday In The Park”, Chicago)
Sitting here In the dark, Contemplating things, as I hang! Over there, Zombie shark Ate up all the rest of my gang!
They were shredded, Torn, beheaded By rogue vegetation! (About six hours ago …)
Now the fate we Face is weighty! I think K.T. Needs a raise! Now we’re mixing up some Round-Up® To fry our foe …
Zombie sharks? Is that sort of like dealing with zombie lawyers?
Is there a (zombie) difference?
You can synthesize his majesty in your chem lab?
Six hours? That’s a hell of an industrious spider to spin a web that big on the back of his head. Good on that spider.
I think that that spiderweb is permanently fixed between his head and shoulders.
hey, I want to synthesize a magesty!
So, um… Where did Unity’s hat get to? KT is a bad hatrack.
Here’s what I think is significant: since when does Norton have any say in K.T.’s salary?
Since he’s the Sovereign Emperor of the Necropolis of Colma.
Ladies and gentlemen, the essence of cool. We are in the presence of greatness.
And when they ask what endgame your talking about, reply with “heh heh heh” or something to that effect.
And that was supposed to be in reply to Altarboy.
@Eddurd: Bravo!
Next time someone asks me, “How’s it hangin?” I’ll be sure to reply with the Emperor’s response.
I’m going to append “I’m just here to watch the endgame” onto every greeting response I give in the future.
I think “As prophesied” is still a better answer to any question of that nature, especially one regarding how any bits of me may be hanging.
The sign of a true emperor: the ability to walk through sewers and fight off sharks and still have an absolutely spotless outfit at the end of it all.
Unless he took the opportunity to do his laundry while stuck in the lab, which is also a sign of an unusually epic leader.
This is Emperor Norton I. He didn’t fight the sharks; he shamed them into dispersing.
(TUNE: “Saturday In The Park”, Chicago)
Sitting here
In the dark,
Contemplating things, as I hang!
Over there,
Zombie shark
Ate up all the rest of my gang!
They were shredded,
Torn, beheaded
By rogue vegetation!
(About six hours ago …)
Now the fate we
Face is weighty!
I think K.T.
Needs a raise!
Now we’re mixing up some Round-Up®
To fry our foe …
Zombie sharks? Is that sort of like dealing with zombie lawyers?
Is there a (zombie) difference?
You can synthesize his majesty in your chem lab?
Six hours? That’s a hell of an industrious spider to spin a web that big on the back of his head. Good on that spider.
I think that that spiderweb is permanently fixed between his head and shoulders.
hey, I want to synthesize a magesty!
So, um… Where did Unity’s hat get to? KT is a bad hatrack.
Here’s what I think is significant: since when does Norton have any say in K.T.’s salary?
Since he’s the Sovereign Emperor of the Necropolis of Colma.
Ladies and gentlemen, the essence of cool. We are in the presence of greatness.
And when they ask what endgame your talking about, reply with “heh heh heh” or something to that effect.
And that was supposed to be in reply to Altarboy.
@Eddurd: Bravo!