(TUNE: “(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher”, Jackie Wilson)
Oh, rock! Here’s a hairdryer,
And it’s plugged in, it’s got AC power!
So pardon me, I’ll start a fire
When I take it with me into the shower!
[CHORUS:]
You know, this thing (this thing it makes my hair)
My hair (my crazy two-tone hair)
Dryer (makes it)
Dryer and dryer! (dryer!)
Oh yeah, this thing (this thing it makes my hair)
My hair (both sides, the dark and fair)
Dryer (makes it)
Dryer and dryer! (dryer!)
Sweetheart, you know I’m made of
Something tougher than mortal flesh could be …
So please explain … what you’re afraid of?
All at once, you’re saved by my A.D.D.! [repeat CHORUS]
Sweetheart is afraid of Unity being taken away. I doubt she thinks anything or anyone can HURT Unity permanently, but if the spit hits the fan too often, some agency may decide that Unity is more trouble than she is worth. And them Sweetheart would be left with just Tip. And how many times can you discuss hemlines?
Oh yes, Sweetheart, saved… until she eats some brains again. But how often can that be, in a city with a giant BrainOmat? When she promised the other zombies to do it again tomorrow?
Don’t take the note into the shower with you!
Hee, hee… first!
I like Sweartheart’s backbone in panel 4.
She doesn’t have it on any more
The note is gone, maybe she dropped it!
Or it’s under her arm
(TUNE: “(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher”, Jackie Wilson)
Oh, rock! Here’s a hairdryer,
And it’s plugged in, it’s got AC power!
So pardon me, I’ll start a fire
When I take it with me into the shower!
[CHORUS:]
You know, this thing (this thing it makes my hair)
My hair (my crazy two-tone hair)
Dryer (makes it)
Dryer and dryer! (dryer!)
Oh yeah, this thing (this thing it makes my hair)
My hair (both sides, the dark and fair)
Dryer (makes it)
Dryer and dryer! (dryer!)
Sweetheart, you know I’m made of
Something tougher than mortal flesh could be …
So please explain … what you’re afraid of?
All at once, you’re saved by my A.D.D.!
[repeat CHORUS]
Ed, I come to the comments almost exclusively for you. This is one of your funniest yet!
And we’re drifting into waters that were alluded to lo these many moons ago….
Artie IS a genius
haha hold this thought im in love
Sweetheart is afraid of Unity being taken away. I doubt she thinks anything or anyone can HURT Unity permanently, but if the spit hits the fan too often, some agency may decide that Unity is more trouble than she is worth. And them Sweetheart would be left with just Tip. And how many times can you discuss hemlines?
I can see Unity/Sweetheart fic being crafted out of this.
Not by me; I don’t do that.
Oh yes, Sweetheart, saved… until she eats some brains again. But how often can that be, in a city with a giant BrainOmat? When she promised the other zombies to do it again tomorrow?