“My rules were carefully designed to let humans keep killing man-eaters. Great-to-the-great Uncle Smiley could never get that through his head, rest his soul.”
All cats would do this. If you were the size of your house cat, it would try to eat you as well. The fact that they are cute is simply to keep your guard down then you deal with them.
I think I have a solution. See if Dr. Lee can modify the St. Charlie / Colma brainmaker machine to put out other human parts. That oughta satisfy the needs and cravings of all the cannibals…unless there’s a problem with the taste of them…
I don’t think HT actually came here because he was peckish. I’m sure Dr. Engelbright will soon go back to just being Sweetheart’s problem once he gets down to business.
HT must not like the taste of People very much to be putting Steak Sauce on us; as a rule we’re a fine grained and mild flavored species, more like Veal then most cuts of Pork.
It’s said that A-1 steak sauce saved the buffalo from extinction, making it desirable and tasty and, therefore, as worthy of preserving and protecting as the cow. (Can’t vouch for it. I’ve had only one buffalo burger in my life, and I can’t remember anything about the taste.)
They’re very low in fat, so you want to cook the burger rare to medium-rare to keep them from being too dried out, and they don’t have the same “juicy” mouth feel of Beef.
You do have to cook buffalo differently from beef, but it’s easy to find cooking directions. It’s much more difficult to find cooking directions for people, other than in cartoons about cannibals, scarcely a good source for quality food preparation.
I don’t think that “free range” people would be so fine-grained. The ones who work out or that eat exotic diets would require special preparation. Any tiger with a taste for human and a limited tolerance for experimental cooking might simply go for the sauce.
It really is hard to believe that he’s walking free. What he did was terrorism, and as the old rules were quite clearly not official in any way, he wouldn’t be covered by double jeopardy.
dear dear dear oh dear dear dear oh dear dear oh dear no
Hmmm…maybe Sweetheart should just let H.T. eat Englebright. That would solve some problems for her and her staff.
“You have your rules, I have mine.”
“My rules were carefully designed to let humans keep killing man-eaters. Great-to-the-great Uncle Smiley could never get that through his head, rest his soul.”
H.T.’s a humanitarian.
Quite so.
I need an approval button, I have nothing to say to that but it’s great.
Awesome, sir. Well played.
I really really enjoy HT’s faces. They’re so expressive and so consistently … pleasant … which is so ominous.
ooo fancy. French napkins! or are they briefcases?
Actually, I now recall that “serviette” is more common in British English… does HT sound like Shere Khan??
Shere Khan? Perhaps with a side order of Sideshow Bob.
https://youtu.be/LQxc0TWj5ow
Worcestershire or A-1?
BBQ!
HP
Silly two-leggers, don’t you ever read “To Serve Man”? Human always goes best with Lea & Perrins.
Nyaa? Why are you all looking at me funny like that?
All cats would do this. If you were the size of your house cat, it would try to eat you as well. The fact that they are cute is simply to keep your guard down then you deal with them.
I agree – cats can be cute, but evil is always lurking on the inside. Look at Sir Pounce from Narbonics. Cute, cute, cu – MUNCH
I dunno. You can tame a cheetah.
BBQ sauce would work better for longpig.
I think I have a solution. See if Dr. Lee can modify the St. Charlie / Colma brainmaker machine to put out other human parts. That oughta satisfy the needs and cravings of all the cannibals…unless there’s a problem with the taste of them…
You’re expecting a Gourmet to be satisfied with TV dinners?
I don’t think HT actually came here because he was peckish. I’m sure Dr. Engelbright will soon go back to just being Sweetheart’s problem once he gets down to business.
After last time though I keep thinking of HT’s comments in terms of sexual innuendo, like he is hitting on Engelbright.
HT must not like the taste of People very much to be putting Steak Sauce on us; as a rule we’re a fine grained and mild flavored species, more like Veal then most cuts of Pork.
Or so I’ve been told…
It’s said that A-1 steak sauce saved the buffalo from extinction, making it desirable and tasty and, therefore, as worthy of preserving and protecting as the cow. (Can’t vouch for it. I’ve had only one buffalo burger in my life, and I can’t remember anything about the taste.)
They’re very low in fat, so you want to cook the burger rare to medium-rare to keep them from being too dried out, and they don’t have the same “juicy” mouth feel of Beef.
You do have to cook buffalo differently from beef, but it’s easy to find cooking directions. It’s much more difficult to find cooking directions for people, other than in cartoons about cannibals, scarcely a good source for quality food preparation.
I don’t think that “free range” people would be so fine-grained. The ones who work out or that eat exotic diets would require special preparation. Any tiger with a taste for human and a limited tolerance for experimental cooking might simply go for the sauce.
I think he just enjoys trolling Sweetheart.
It really is hard to believe that he’s walking free. What he did was terrorism, and as the old rules were quite clearly not official in any way, he wouldn’t be covered by double jeopardy.
But he was never charged under human law, so once the non-human laws were invalidated by Prop. 39, he was free and clear.