Take it from me, burning human flesh doesn’t smell anything like pork, or anything else for that matter.
It is unmistakable and will haunt you for the rest of your life.
You mean like developing a pig that does smell like pork (or more specifically, like bacon) if you set it on fire? Hmmm…. I like the sound of this. To the labs!!
That would be Peirson – and for goodness sake, please note the spelling. I’ve lost track (not that I was ever trying to keep track) of how many people have spelled it wrong. Yeah, I’ve gotten the impression that he wants Tip to bang him, too.
…maybe because (see “UR NOT U” sweater) he’s actually the other one in a… peir – sorry, pair…? Well, either that, or just the son of a pair but that’s. like, pretty much all of us…
You’re all just plant people, people, made of leaves and roots,
You’re in cahoots.
You’re all just plant people, people, I’ve no doubt,
They’re all about.
I knew you were all plotting,
Over amnesia s’mores.
And now you’re going to split open,
And spread your evil spores.
You’re all just plant people, people, the twist I didn’t see,
Turns out it’s me.
Do we need to study for these exams?
We know that Tip boned up for them.
How long have you been sitting on that one?
Ask Tip…
What would Tip have done if this guy did this in the middle of his examination sex?
Rule 34 would cover that…
I believe he didn’t know he was a plant right up to the end! And are those spores he’s spewing everywhere?
Best Wishes for a New Year filled with Family, Happiness, Joy, Love, Peace, Prosperity and Safety to Everyone!
The best spy is the one who doesn’t know he’s a spy.
Standard Thing rules: no one knows they have been infected by the Thing until the Thing takes over and uses your flesh for its own purposes.
Past tense of plant. And of course it reflects on YOU, Tip.
Oh, they probably all are plants except Tip. There’s all that blackout amnesia.
And Lt. Eris, unless their human disguises are really good.
So, at this point that just means Pierson.
Quick, set everyone on fire! And check who doesn’t smell like pork.
Take it from me, burning human flesh doesn’t smell anything like pork, or anything else for that matter.
It is unmistakable and will haunt you for the rest of your life.
To be fair, if you set a pig on fire, it wouldn’t smell anything like pork, either.
Mad scientist: this calls for an experiment!
You mean like developing a pig that does smell like pork (or more specifically, like bacon) if you set it on fire? Hmmm…. I like the sound of this. To the labs!!
ESPECIALLY THE GUY WITH THE BEARD (I forgot his name but I still want tip to bang him)
That would be Peirson – and for goodness sake, please note the spelling. I’ve lost track (not that I was ever trying to keep track) of how many people have spelled it wrong. Yeah, I’ve gotten the impression that he wants Tip to bang him, too.
Somewhat less of a mystery is *why* the name is spelled that way. Alas, a search reveals little…
Perhaps he is a descendant of Major Francis Peirson, British Army officer during the American Revolutionary War.
Can’t tell from the pictures at Wikipedia.
…maybe because (see “UR NOT U” sweater) he’s actually the other one in a… peir – sorry, pair…? Well, either that, or just the son of a pair but that’s. like, pretty much all of us…
These plants are sort of puppets.
Is Peirson a Larry Niven reference?
I think Niven went with the traditional spelling, “Pierson,” but that could have been some misguided copy editing.
There went my theory that only those in Red garments would survive. Though the drone guy’s coat seems to have morphed to brown.
In memory of Neil Innes, who died this week.
(Tune: The Urban Spaceman)
You’re all just plant people, people, made of leaves and roots,
You’re in cahoots.
You’re all just plant people, people, I’ve no doubt,
They’re all about.
I knew you were all plotting,
Over amnesia s’mores.
And now you’re going to split open,
And spread your evil spores.
You’re all just plant people, people, the twist I didn’t see,
Turns out it’s me.
I like it.
Say Tip, isn’t the word “examination” superfluous in that statement?
If you make a point of probing every nook and cranny…
Is the Cypress changing as well? Her configuration of, well, whatever, seems to change every time we see her.
It seems that although Dr. Taintor was paranoid on the outside he was really a fungi on the inside.
That was very amusing, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
That is the most Tip thing I’ve read yet
Green plant monster with antlers? Must be related to those Jersey devils we met a few arcs back.
I’m going to be completely honest. I didn’t see that coming.