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2021-12-25

by shaenon on December 25, 2021 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Space-Bat-Angel-Dragon
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  1. Venator Animarum
    December 25, 2021, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    A Rabbi, a helicopter and a scientist walk into a bar…

    • awgiedawgie
      December 25, 2021, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      Well, a helicopter and a scientist, anyway. The rabbi is a little… indisposed.

      • Sasha
        December 25, 2021, 7:46 pm | # | Reply

        Indigested.

  2. Moe Lane
    December 25, 2021, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least he’s not reality blind.

  3. Towering Barbarian
    December 25, 2021, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    So H.T. likes kosher food? O_O

    • Venator Animarum
      December 25, 2021, 2:33 am | # | Reply

      H.T. is an om-nom-nomnivore. Eats everything and as much as possible of it

    • Q The Platypus
      December 25, 2021, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      I am in no way an expert on kosher but I am very sure that human flesh isn’t kosher.

      • cloudster
        December 25, 2021, 11:45 am | # | Reply

        To quote Monty Python’s Lifeboat sketch, Doesn’t it depend on how you kill him?

  4. Jim Janney
    December 25, 2021, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    One is a hellscape of chaotic conflict, and the other is just a battlefield.

  5. Jonathan Fisher
    December 25, 2021, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    wait, was the pig a rabbi?

    I’m not sure that’s kosher

    • Bruceski
      December 25, 2021, 4:49 am | # | Reply

      Neither are people, and they can be rabbis just fine.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 25, 2021, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      Just because the rabbi was eaten by a plant thing, and the pig (might have been) eaten by a plant thing, doesn’t mean the pig was a rabbi.

      • jdreyfuss
        December 27, 2021, 8:05 am | # | Reply

        He could have been, but only if some penguins are old TV shows.

    • sighthoundman
      December 25, 2021, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

      I suppose that depends on whether you’re orthodox or reform. “The law was made for (people).” (Have to update it, now that women are people too.)

      • Duane B.
        December 26, 2021, 2:03 am | # | Reply

        Women are SO much more than that.
        Our whole system is proof of that.

  6. Alphaghoul
    December 25, 2021, 4:18 am | # | Reply

    So do they have normal human refugees, there’s something mad sciencey about that guy like the gerbil or the Sasquatch disguised as a human, or he and the rabbi are just random humans Nick brought on the ship recently? I know that the rabbi could have been a nonhuman construct.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 25, 2021, 6:18 am | # | Reply

      There’s at least one rabbi who knows about Nick. Nick mentioned him in his blog (which he hasn’t updated since his AG-I days). The little that was said, he didn’t seem like the kind of guy who’d let himself get et.

    • Daibhid+C
      December 25, 2021, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      There’s definitely something mad sciencey about that guys moustache.

      Merry Christmas if that’s a thing you do. Have a good Saturday it it’s not.

      • Daibhid+C
        December 25, 2021, 9:41 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, that last bit was to everyone, not part of my reply to Alphaghoul.

  7. Robert Nowall
    December 25, 2021, 6:25 am | # | Reply

    Dr. Lee didn’t mind his multitasking before: http://skin-horse.com/comic/with-anticipation/

    • awgiedawgie
      December 25, 2021, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      Making out on a desk takes nowhere near the concentration that planning a wedding does. As she says, there are limits.

      • Duane B.
        December 25, 2021, 10:52 am | # | Reply

        When I’m making out on a desk it takes all of my concentration.
        Of course, I’m not Nick.

  8. Shadowmehr
    December 25, 2021, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    There are priorities, and then there is obsessive compulsive behavior.

  9. Robert Nowall
    December 25, 2021, 10:26 am | # | Reply

    The fight is raging, the battle’s seen,
    The Mind-Cancer Orchid holds sway.
    There’s never been such a day,
    In Kansas like today.
    But I’ve been waiting on what you said,
    And I am longing for us to wed…

    I’m dreaming of a white wedding,
    Just like the ones they used to throw.
    With the multitasking,
    And just for asking,
    To make our vows magnifico.

    I’m dreaming of a white wedding,
    With invitations that I write.
    May the gang come in from the fight,
    And may all our wedding plans be white.

    —from “White Christmas,” written by Irving Berlin, sung by…well, I’m going to give it to the Drifters. Bing’s version is good (sold in excess of fifty million copies), but when I hear Bill Pinckney and Clyde McPhatter sing, it takes me right out of myself.

    • Manifesta
      December 25, 2021, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

      Lucille Ball had a 15 minute radio show in the early ’60s, and it’s being rerun as a completely delightful podcast. Wonderful guests on the latest episode was being Crosby, and he was saying that he really disliked the verse to White Christmas, thinking it ruined the song to talk about palm trees and LA. He was wrong, and I see that you’re another person who appreciates the verse. It adds poignancy to the rest of the song.

      • Robert Nowall
        December 25, 2021, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

        (Spell check fail?)

        I like it, but take it away, and it’s less a lament for someone stranded in climes where no snow falls on Christmas, and it’s more a universal lament for anyone who can’t be home on Christmas—something the Greatest Generation, off fighting, embraced.

        The last time I saw Bing Crosby sing it, his (posthumous) 1977 Christmas special, he did include that verse.

  10. kaitou
    December 25, 2021, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmm. Why does “Gary” look familiar? (as if I couldn’t guess…)

  11. Marisa Mockery
    December 25, 2021, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

    Special thanks to Shaenon for giving us my favorite comic, Skin Horse <3

    • David B Huber
      December 25, 2021, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      +1

    • Shaenon
      December 25, 2021, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      Please thank Jeff! He just got out of the hospital and has been working hard to keep the comics coming.

      • Robert Nowall
        December 25, 2021, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

        Now I *really* wish I had an address to send a card to.

        • Shaenon
          December 25, 2021, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

          Email me (me at shaenon dot com).

      • Sean K
        December 25, 2021, 9:39 pm | # | Reply

        Hospital? Oh, dear. I hope everything is okay.

        • Jeffrey C. Wells
          December 31, 2021, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

          I hope so too, in the long run!

          • awgiedawgie
            December 31, 2021, 11:11 pm | #

            One day at a time, Jeff. And as I like to say, every day I wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good day.

      • Marisa Mockery
        December 25, 2021, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

        THANK YOU TOO JEFF!! You’re awesome <3 I hope you feel better soon!

        • Jeffrey C. Wells
          December 31, 2021, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

          Working on it, thank you very much for the well-wishes.

      • David B Huber
        December 26, 2021, 12:28 am | # | Reply

        Jeff, I’m sorry to hear you had to go in the hospital, but I’m glad you are home for Christmas! All us fans wish you a speedy and complete recovery!

        • Duane B.
          December 26, 2021, 2:15 am | # | Reply

          I lack the eloquence to put this properly , So
          Ditto.

        • Jeffrey C. Wells
          December 31, 2021, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

          Thank you all so much.

  12. Robert Nowall
    December 25, 2021, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

    Nick’s having some trouble with focus. The wedding is still in his locus. With the rabbi now eaten and in battle now beaten, by this combo of tiger and crocus.

  13. jdreyfuss
    December 27, 2021, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    Gary? He looks more like a Gene.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 27, 2021, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      With the moustache, he looks like a young Rip Taylor…

  14. Jeffrey C. Wells
    December 31, 2021, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

    Thank you to everyone who sees this. It was good to get some well-wishes from all of you as I navigate recovery.

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