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2019-07-13

by shaenon on July 13, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Swiftly I Glide
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  1. John Campbell
    July 13, 2019, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Happy birthday to… H.T. getting caught in a bear trap?

    Sure, I’ll celebrate that.

    • awgiedawgie
      July 13, 2019, 12:50 am | # | Reply

      We can also celebrate Unity discovering Brains with Butter.

  2. Candace
    July 13, 2019, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart is apparently still so off-balance due to the poor kerning that she’s now making grammatical errors. “Who’s killing who?” (Should be “Who’s killing whom?”). Get that lady a margarita, stat!

    • awgiedawgie
      July 13, 2019, 1:39 am | # | Reply

      A margarita wouldn’t make any difference. Her souped up metabolism wouldn’t even notice. Now, a bathtub full of margarita, that might be a different matter.

    • Rimwolf
      July 13, 2019, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      As an educated speaker of American English living in the Northeast, I find “whom” in this context to be somewhere between quaint and precious. Language changes over time, and this is one of the places.

      • BRGR
        July 13, 2019, 9:03 am | # | Reply

        Sweetheart is Canadian. Which dialect of American is that?

        • Nix
          July 13, 2019, 9:07 am | # | Reply

          “whom” is just as borderline obsolete there, and indeed in every current English dialect I am aware of. It’ll be gone completely in two or three hundred years, I bet.

          (I’m a home counties British English speaker, and I find “who’s killing whom” to be so clunky that I’d assume the speaker was trying to make some sort of pretentious point: so clunky that it obscures the meaning. It’s not anything anyone would naturally say, not any more.)

          • River M. Langham
            July 13, 2019, 9:53 am | #

            But this is Sweetheart we’re talking about. Like OP said, she’s just thrown a fit about *kerning.*

          • awgiedawgie
            July 13, 2019, 12:17 pm | #

            Indeed, if anyone is going to be pretentious about who vs. whom, it’d be Sweetheart.

          • George W Harris
            July 13, 2019, 7:27 pm | #

            Ah but Sweetheart is a pedant. Pedants cling to the use of ‘whom’ in the way that Odysseus clings to a fig tree.

  3. Alphaghoul
    July 13, 2019, 2:46 am | # | Reply

    Yep, this is one of those dark humors; the staff was expecting someone else, Unity’s gonna kill’em so there’s no witnesses, and she’s already been (accidently) goaded on by Sweetheart.

    • greenknight32
      July 13, 2019, 9:18 am | # | Reply

      No need to kill ’em, just say it’s a random shoe inspection – they’ll be totally cowed.

      • awgiedawgie
        July 13, 2019, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

        I was gonna say just apologize for being late for the party.

        • David B Huber
          July 13, 2019, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

          Agreed. If anyone can ingratiate themselves into a party it should be Tip!

  4. Sam D
    July 13, 2019, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    Are those the ladies for whom Unity became a notary?

    • Shadowmehr
      July 13, 2019, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      Actually, I think those might be Dr. Lee’s old co-workers. Either way, how did they (the surprise party people) know that they (Our Heroes) were coming?

      • David B Huber
        July 13, 2019, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

        I have to doubt stealthiness is an attribute Annex One possesses…

  5. Seph
    July 13, 2019, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    I can’t believe Sweetheart of all people wouldn’t realize that it’s “Who’s killing whom?”

  6. Jim
    July 13, 2019, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    And what the deal with airline food?

    • Jim
      July 13, 2019, 7:42 am | # | Reply

      Also, what’s the deal with bloody autocorrect subverting my contracting “what” and “is”? I mean, gee’s!

    • Ysabet
      July 13, 2019, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

      Lowest bidder.

  7. Mental Mouse
    July 13, 2019, 9:14 am | # | Reply

    More cameos from Shaenon’s friends? That cake looks… subtly worrisome.

  8. Daphne Eftychia Arthur
    July 13, 2019, 9:52 am | # | Reply

    ITYM “autocorrupt”.

    (On my phone, I’ve had autocorrupt replace a correctly spelled common word with a different, less common word. And of course, it does so just as my attention moves off the word I finished typing and I start the next word, so I on’t always see it happen in time.)

    • Robert Nowall
      July 13, 2019, 10:09 am | # | Reply

      Turn it off. Auto correct keeps telling me my name is misspelled.

  9. Daphne Eftychia Arthur
    July 13, 2019, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    Hmph. Supposed to be a reply to Jim … *sigh*

  10. Robert Nowall
    July 13, 2019, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    So who’s the surprise party *for*?

  11. Brushtail
    July 13, 2019, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    The cake is a lie

    • awgiedawgie
      July 13, 2019, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      +1

    • Shadowmehr
      July 13, 2019, 5:38 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, the cake is true. Everything else in this setup is a lie.

  12. David B Huber
    July 13, 2019, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    First, I’d like to say that I adore how sweetly delighted Unity looks in the last panel! I also could swear that when I first read this strip, the cake (which I suspect is a brain frosted with radioactive waste) had Unity’s name inscribed on it! I know, I must be hallucinating…

    • Trivena
      July 13, 2019, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

      “Look, a hallucination cake!”
      “What? Where?!”
      *bam! Leg sweep!*

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