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2017-12-01

by shaenon on December 1, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Unsinkable
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  1. thejoemoose
    December 1, 2017, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    The…*last* time?

    • OneUniverse
      December 1, 2017, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

      Jonah has been in *several* alternate universes/scenarios.

  2. uncletiff
    December 1, 2017, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    If you want to start a fire with two sticks, always make sure one of them is a blender.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 1, 2017, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Starting a fire with a blender is easy. The only way I can start a fire with two sticks is to douse them in petrol and put a lit match to them.

    • Fred Capp
      December 1, 2017, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      I prefer making sure that one is a match.

      • Fred Capp
        December 1, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

        Aw… Awgiedogie beat me by seconds.

        • Cloudster
          December 1, 2017, 8:20 am | # | Reply

          Approximately 1,020 of ’em?

          • awgiedawgie
            December 1, 2017, 1:41 pm | #

            Huh? His comment was roughly one minute after mine. How do you get 1020?

          • Cloudster
            December 2, 2017, 9:22 am | #

            The new math.

  3. Pygar
    December 1, 2017, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Better than turning a microwave into a portal to Hell, I suppose…

  4. casimir
    December 1, 2017, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    A word to the wise: no more sodium smoothies.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 1, 2017, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      But it makes a great variation on Cherries Jubilee.

      • Daniel Barkalow
        December 1, 2017, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

        It turns out to be a bad idea to abbreviate that “Cs Jubl” if there’s a chemist making it.

    • OneUniverse
      December 1, 2017, 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      How about Molotov cocktails?

  5. Dr. Steve
    December 1, 2017, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    love the tag line! that (and alternates) could be applied to a lot of different situations. Tip, for example, might say “I’m a rouge agent, I don’t get plaid!”

  6. Robert Nowall
    December 1, 2017, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    As for getting paid, isn’t Nick on sick leave?

    • OneUniverse
      December 1, 2017, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

      How did Nick fill out the *paper* forms, in triplicate, mind you, to receive said “sick leave”?

      • awgiedawgie
        December 1, 2017, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

        I’m sure Unity was happy to do the paperwork for him. Since he’s just a brain, he’s like a twisted little fantasy for her — even if she doesn’t realize it — so she would do just about anything for him.

      • Robert Nowall
        December 1, 2017, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

        It’s been approved by Sweetheart—besides, it just takes two forms and carbon paper.

        • awgiedawgie
          December 1, 2017, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

          But you know Sweetheart is obsessed with paperwork. So she wouldn’t approve anything without a written request. I’d still bet on Unity being the one who filled it out — probably with penises in every blank.

          And there used to be five copies, but that was when Gavotte was in charge, so who knows how many copies Sweetheart requires now. But since they’re in the field, there may be only one copy, which would have to be copied and routed once they get back to the office.

  7. Sasha Honeypalm
    December 1, 2017, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    I’m still trying to figure out what naughty word might have been intended instead of “pound”.

    • theysabet
      December 1, 2017, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

      I’m thinking “shithole” or similar, me. The possibilities are sky-high, though!

      • awgiedawgie
        December 1, 2017, 4:08 pm | # | Reply

        That one was my first thought as well. And yeah, since his filter learns swears from other languages, there’s virtually no limit to what it could be.

  8. Shadowmehr
    December 1, 2017, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Jonah, I know I’ve said this before, but what have you been drinking, and will you share with the rest of us?

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