love the tag line! that (and alternates) could be applied to a lot of different situations. Tip, for example, might say “I’m a rouge agent, I don’t get plaid!”
I’m sure Unity was happy to do the paperwork for him. Since he’s just a brain, he’s like a twisted little fantasy for her — even if she doesn’t realize it — so she would do just about anything for him.
But you know Sweetheart is obsessed with paperwork. So she wouldn’t approve anything without a written request. I’d still bet on Unity being the one who filled it out — probably with penises in every blank.
And there used to be five copies, but that was when Gavotte was in charge, so who knows how many copies Sweetheart requires now. But since they’re in the field, there may be only one copy, which would have to be copied and routed once they get back to the office.
The…*last* time?
Jonah has been in *several* alternate universes/scenarios.
If you want to start a fire with two sticks, always make sure one of them is a blender.
Starting a fire with a blender is easy. The only way I can start a fire with two sticks is to douse them in petrol and put a lit match to them.
I prefer making sure that one is a match.
Aw… Awgiedogie beat me by seconds.
Approximately 1,020 of ’em?
Huh? His comment was roughly one minute after mine. How do you get 1020?
The new math.
Better than turning a microwave into a portal to Hell, I suppose…
A word to the wise: no more sodium smoothies.
But it makes a great variation on Cherries Jubilee.
It turns out to be a bad idea to abbreviate that “Cs Jubl” if there’s a chemist making it.
How about Molotov cocktails?
love the tag line! that (and alternates) could be applied to a lot of different situations. Tip, for example, might say “I’m a rouge agent, I don’t get plaid!”
As for getting paid, isn’t Nick on sick leave?
How did Nick fill out the *paper* forms, in triplicate, mind you, to receive said “sick leave”?
I’m sure Unity was happy to do the paperwork for him. Since he’s just a brain, he’s like a twisted little fantasy for her — even if she doesn’t realize it — so she would do just about anything for him.
It’s been approved by Sweetheart—besides, it just takes two forms and carbon paper.
But you know Sweetheart is obsessed with paperwork. So she wouldn’t approve anything without a written request. I’d still bet on Unity being the one who filled it out — probably with penises in every blank.
And there used to be five copies, but that was when Gavotte was in charge, so who knows how many copies Sweetheart requires now. But since they’re in the field, there may be only one copy, which would have to be copied and routed once they get back to the office.
I’m still trying to figure out what naughty word might have been intended instead of “pound”.
I’m thinking “shithole” or similar, me. The possibilities are sky-high, though!
That one was my first thought as well. And yeah, since his filter learns swears from other languages, there’s virtually no limit to what it could be.
Jonah, I know I’ve said this before, but what have you been drinking, and will you share with the rest of us?