So, she’s still insane, but just attuned to the noughties rather than the seventies? How would anyone have noticed the difference fifteen years ago? Was she already insane then?
Twilight zone, to the bone,
Goes by Tigerlilly Jones
Has anybody seen my gal?
Hates the Man, makes her plans,
Perfect for a one-night stand,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Now if you find this Tigerlilly covered in pants,
All at peace, Berenice.
Tell your love there is no chance.
Awful shocks, never rocks,
Sells a friggin’ music box,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Now she’s new, and untrue,
In this lock-up DC zoo,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Follow through, hitherto,
Feeling very black-and-blue,
Has anybody seen my gal?
So Dr. Berenice really is a sane technician. Sometimes I hate being right. Tip is going to get a headache dealing with her instead of Tigerlily. And vice-versa.
Tiger Lily Jones would only be packing 8-Tracks!
You mean she’s not REALLY from Lovetron? =sob= Disillusionment is hard.
She’s an alarmingly normal person!!
Yes, Tip, this is not the girl you fell in love with
Do they have the Cure (as opposed to The Cure) in this reality?
More likely this Jones was born without the Spark of Madness.
She surely has The Sparks, as she’s holding Music That You Can Dance To.
If she had The Madness, she’d be One Step Beyond.
Being a mad scientist is genetic. I’m pretty sure at least.
Yeah, but so is sex, and that hasn’t stopped the Tips. 😛
Since she wasn’t a dotcommer, she never went belly up during the dotcom bust, and as a result she didn’t go Mad from the stress.
Maybe The Cure are the Cure.
*slowly opens mouth, as if to scream in absolute horror… but no audible sound for human ears is made. After a minute takes a deep breath* THE HORROR
Hey, in this universe Celine Dion could be quite funky.
In the exact same way that oatmeal is spicy.
This Berenice is basically . . . a soccer mom?
An entrepreneur.
Sheesh, Tip. Stop judging people on their alternate universe counterparts. You should’ve noticed by now that it doesn’t work…
I object to that statement. Boob-tip is just like man-tip.
there is only one corce of action, tip must turn his mojo ALL the way up
[gradually more outta sight]And make funky love with her ’til the funk don’t ever wanna stop!
C… Celine Dion?
DEAR GOD, SHE’S EVIL IN THIS UNIVERSE! SHE CAN’T BE ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
So is this Ms. Jones a doctor like our Ms. Jones?
She introduced herself as Dr. Berenice Jones. What kind of doctor, she didn’t say.
Musicology?
I think this DR. Jones is far madder than the one in our world.
Beware Dr. Berenice, Tip.
http://www.songlyrics.com/cracker/dr-bernice-lyrics/
This truly IS the darkest timeline.
Community reference, I presume, and if so, nice one.
It’s gonna be okay Tip, just breathe deeply for a minute or two.
Why when somebody calls you by the wrong name would you think explaining what your previous profession was would make things clearer?
“Yo, weezy!”
“wOOzy! I used to brush the elephants toenails in the zoo!”
So, she’s still insane, but just attuned to the noughties rather than the seventies? How would anyone have noticed the difference fifteen years ago? Was she already insane then?
At least it’s not Justin Bieber. That’s a war crime regardless of universe.
Twilight zone, to the bone,
Goes by Tigerlilly Jones
Has anybody seen my gal?
Hates the Man, makes her plans,
Perfect for a one-night stand,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Now if you find this Tigerlilly covered in pants,
All at peace, Berenice.
Tell your love there is no chance.
Awful shocks, never rocks,
Sells a friggin’ music box,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Now she’s new, and untrue,
In this lock-up DC zoo,
Has anybody seen my gal?
Follow through, hitherto,
Feeling very black-and-blue,
Has anybody seen my gal?
—from…well, you can see what it’s from…
This version of Dr. Jones is by far the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen in this comic.
So Dr. Berenice really is a sane technician. Sometimes I hate being right. Tip is going to get a headache dealing with her instead of Tigerlily. And vice-versa.
Nature & Nurture. Nature: The mad science disposition. Nurture: She got into easy listening instead of The 70’s.