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2022-06-13

by shaenon on June 13, 2022 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Phantomwise
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  1. Robert Nowall
    June 13, 2022, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Well, it’s good to see Mme. des Souhaits has recovered from her experiences…

    • David B Huber
      June 13, 2022, 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Ditto

  2. Duane B.
    June 13, 2022, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    How fast could a swamp move?
    Did they stop on the way for snacks?….if so who?

  3. Duane B.
    June 13, 2022, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Next question…hummingbird cake

    1. made by hummingbirds?
    2. made for hummingbirds?
    3. made of hummingbirds?
    what combination ?

    • Robert Nowall
      June 13, 2022, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Pineapples, bananas, and the usual cake ingredients, frosted with cream cheese frosting and garnished with pecans. I could’a stood everything except the last.

      • woozy
        June 13, 2022, 12:32 am | # | Reply

        Also called Doctor Bird cake. We need a character called Doctor Bird.

        • Robert Nowall
          June 13, 2022, 1:12 am | # | Reply

          Thought at first glance it might’ve been walnuts.

          • gfrogs
            June 13, 2022, 2:33 pm | #

            It could be, but almost certainly is pecans if someone’s from the south.

        • wfc
          June 13, 2022, 3:56 am | # | Reply

          the natural predator of dr worm

          • cloudster
            June 13, 2022, 11:59 am | #

            Good morning, Doctor Worm!

      • Candace
        June 13, 2022, 1:11 am | # | Reply

        I’d eat that.

      • Sheik
        June 13, 2022, 9:25 am | # | Reply

        I had to look it up myself, but I recognized both the ingredients and the traditional sugar and cream cheese frosting.
        I’d been eating it for decades and just not known what it was called.

    • Chrysalis
      June 13, 2022, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      Made by hummingbirds, out of (rival) hummingbirds.

      • awgiedawgie
        June 13, 2022, 7:33 am | # | Reply

        …for (comrade) hummingbirds.

    • Robert Nowall
      June 13, 2022, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Before the discussion gets out of hand, here’s the recipe: https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/hummingbird-cake-recipe

      • rylen
        June 13, 2022, 6:47 am | # | Reply

        Sounds tasty.

        • Robert Nowall
          June 17, 2022, 6:58 am | # | Reply

          God help me, I made one yesterday. Minus the pecans.

    • Shadowmehr
      June 13, 2022, 7:18 am | # | Reply

      Combining Chrysalis’ and woozy’s explanations, actual hummingbirds could have created the cake using the standard recipe.

  4. woozy
    June 13, 2022, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    “We made hummingbird cake”

    I’m going to resist the obvious joke. Will everyone else?

    • Shadowmehr
      June 13, 2022, 7:19 am | # | Reply

      Nope.

    • Aname
      June 13, 2022, 10:36 am | # | Reply

      What did the hummingbirds bring?
      Swamp Sludge:
      Avocados, Cannellini Beans, Onion, Cilantro, Lime Juice, Salt, Tortilla Chips

  5. Prodigal
    June 13, 2022, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    The swamp is a gestalt being, so it is only one guest!

    • Robert Nowall
      June 13, 2022, 9:04 am | # | Reply

      I don’t see any of the remaining post-H. T. pass-the-gestalt members in this shot. Maybe tomorrow they’ll crash the party.

  6. Candace
    June 13, 2022, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Bringing Mme. des Souhaits as a plus one is never a party foul. She has perfect manners, obviously.

    • harryvoyager
      June 13, 2022, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      Especially since she brought cake. Really really good cake.

      I wish I could still have carbs and sugars…

  7. Owlmirror
    June 13, 2022, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    I wondered where Brian was (hey, don’t you wonder what happens to independent disembodied body parts?), and then noticed the hand hanging nonchalantly from one of the vines behind Remy. So either Brian joined the green collective, which seems suspicious given that he’s driven by Unity-style nanobots, or Remy committed the party foul of sneaking a plus two in with his plus one. Hm.

    • awgiedawgie
      June 13, 2022, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      …or Pancha committed the party foul by colouring Brian green.

      • Dewy
        June 13, 2022, 10:24 am | # | Reply

        Well, he as been disembodied for quite a long time. Green may be his natural color by now.

    • Candace
      June 14, 2022, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      Oh, I did wonder if Remy had left Brian behind in order to bring Mme. des Souhaits instead, but I do see him in the background over Remy’s shoulder. It’s possible he could have joined the collective. After all, we did have an alternate version of Unity that took over the swamp in her world, so there’s no reason to think that Brian wouldn’t be able to join the collective if he wanted to. Since he doesn’t have a brain, though, there would probably be little danger in him being able to take over the whole thing the way alt-Unity did.

      So, if Brian is now part of the collective, then no party foul was committed. If, OTOH, Brian is not part of the collective, and is just hanging from a vine in the collective at the moment, then Remy has indeed committed a party foul by sneaking in a plus two.

  8. Pat
    June 13, 2022, 8:30 am | # | Reply

    Aw, the Jersey Devils are still hanging out in the hive mind.

  9. Robert Nowall
    June 13, 2022, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    Pooh and Christopher Robin only had the Hundred Acre Wood.

  10. Robert Nowall
    June 13, 2022, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Have you crashed this party now, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Have you crashed this party now, my dear Madame?
    The invitation said one guest, but she brought along the rest.
    She’s a poor thing, and cannot leave her mother.

    Can you bake a party cake, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Can you bake a party cake, my dear Madame?
    She can cook and she can bake, she does cookies, she does cake,
    But she’s a poor thing, and cannot bake another.

    Have you got an oven range, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Have you got an oven range, my dear Madame?
    She’s a big enthusiast, so she’s cooking now with gas,
    She’s a poor thing, and cannot bake another.

    Have you built up your gestalt, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Have you built up your gestalt, my dear Madame?
    She has thrived by growing green, there’s still life in her old bean,
    She’s a poor thing, and cannot bake another.

    Are you back in New Orleans, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Are you back in New Orleans, my dear Madame?
    She’s a little more active, but it’s Kansas where she lives,
    She’s a poor thing, and cannot bake another.

    Are you dating Remy now, Madame S., Madame S.?
    Are you dating Remy now, my dear Madame?
    She’s attracted by his eyes, and his recipe for pies,
    She’s a poor thing, and cannot bake another.

    —from “Billy Boy,” traditional.

  11. Forrest M Davis
    June 13, 2022, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    I’m really looking forward to receiving the complete print & pdf editions through the Zoop fundraiser field agent level rewards (great bargain, for those who haven’t gone in yet), but WOW it’s going to feel weird reading them without all of the entertaining reader comments!

    The songs and limericks from Robert Nowall (and others, too) are amazing, along with the insights and flights of fancy from the community. Sure hope they get enough financial support to keep the site active so we can come back and revisit that part of the operation.

    • Robert Nowall
      June 13, 2022, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      The parodies enhancing belief. The limericks, shorter and brief. But the end coming soon will bring such a boon to the end of it—what a relief!

      • Forrest M Davis
        June 15, 2022, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

        Perfect!

  12. s854
    June 13, 2022, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

    Poor Brian!

  13. Robert Nowall
    June 13, 2022, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Invited was he and one guest. A matter of room for access. But five hundred square feet will crowd up their small meet-fill. So what will they do with the rest?

    • Semper Solus
      June 13, 2022, 9:54 pm | # | Reply

      It’s more like 21,780,000 square feet.
      But that obviously doesn’t fit the meter.

      • awgiedawgie
        June 14, 2022, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

        I took it to mean that 500 square feet was already too much, so where do they find room for the other 499.99 acres?

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