The funny thing is, I saw that and immediately thought it was more along the lines of “Oh sweet lords of service, protect me as I save my foolish masters from their insane follies.”
We’re off to find Cryonics, and the bomb of CO2,
I really hate to go in there, ’cause I don’t like the view!
Those frozen heads are creepy, all staring from their jars …
But the mutant termites eating them are creepier by far!
[CHORUS:]
As they nosh on a head,
That is frozen, cold, and raw,
I say this is just the most disgusting
Thing I ever thaw!
As they nosh on a head,
In the Cryogenics Room,
Betcha Annex One will soon become
A billion-dollar tomb!
The flames down in Recycling are growing ever higher,
Will we be consumed by mutant bugs, or be consumed by fire?
Moustachio’s turned evil, he’s wild and uncontrolled …
The situation’s getting hot! We gotta stop ’em cold! [repeat CHORUS]
Oookay. Looks like Cryonics is going to have to do some very fast talking to the descendants of the heads. “Eaten by termites” is not the usual status report you get about Grandma.
Also, I wanted to agree with Jay. It takes real talent to turn the air blue with the word “joy”.
Ah, termites. My first thought was “Giant centipedes! Now they just need some giant spiders, giant mushrooms and some form of laser weapon and they’ll be set!”
Frozen meals are never as good as fresh, but you can’t beat them for convenience.
…is Bubbles /blaspheming/? That’s… kind of awesome (that you can do that with pentary…)
It’s kind of funny we actually understand or have a descent idea of what she is saying even with those 3 words.
The funny thing is, I saw that and immediately thought it was more along the lines of “Oh sweet lords of service, protect me as I save my foolish masters from their insane follies.”
Does that say “Department of Precambrian Defense?”
Or is it “Department of Precambrian Offense?”
I’m not sure which possibility I prefer.
Pre-Cambrian Defence has been mentioned before. IIRC, it was the last time Mustachio went bonkers.
From the look on Brita Bubbles face it’s like she said, “No _ _ _ _ Sherlock!”.
I think it was more like Jay said. Something like “My holy God,” or “My giddy aunt.”
For some reason I like “My giddy aunt!” ;>)
My first thought was that she said “Oh my god”.
So THIS is where the zombie heads from the basement came from
I’m going to need a snake to hug after seeing that.
(TUNE: “Land Of The Dead”, Voltaire)
We’re off to find Cryonics, and the bomb of CO2,
I really hate to go in there, ’cause I don’t like the view!
Those frozen heads are creepy, all staring from their jars …
But the mutant termites eating them are creepier by far!
[CHORUS:]
As they nosh on a head,
That is frozen, cold, and raw,
I say this is just the most disgusting
Thing I ever thaw!
As they nosh on a head,
In the Cryogenics Room,
Betcha Annex One will soon become
A billion-dollar tomb!
The flames down in Recycling are growing ever higher,
Will we be consumed by mutant bugs, or be consumed by fire?
Moustachio’s turned evil, he’s wild and uncontrolled …
The situation’s getting hot! We gotta stop ’em cold!
[repeat CHORUS]
At least headhunters shrink them first…
Oookay. Looks like Cryonics is going to have to do some very fast talking to the descendants of the heads. “Eaten by termites” is not the usual status report you get about Grandma.
Also, I wanted to agree with Jay. It takes real talent to turn the air blue with the word “joy”.
Ah, termites. My first thought was “Giant centipedes! Now they just need some giant spiders, giant mushrooms and some form of laser weapon and they’ll be set!”
Don’t let them get to the Hall of Presidents!
I gotta say I’m right there with Bubbles. When I saw panel 3, my response to myself was Sweet Mother Mary!