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2017-06-05

by shaenon on June 5, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Ghosts I Have Been
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  1. dexitroboper
    June 5, 2017, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I thought Twinkies had been extirpated.

    • Moe Lane
      June 5, 2017, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      :Drops a slightly battered, still-smoking GAU-19 onto the work table:

      That particular policy directive ended up being… contested.

      • Shadowmehr
        June 5, 2017, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

        That’s considered “aggressive negotiation skills”, right? I understand this technique is used extensively in certain circles.

    • Candace
      June 5, 2017, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Twinkies and other Hostess brands were purchased in 2013, and Twinkies were put back into production the same year.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie

      • mythriver11
        June 5, 2017, 6:56 am | # | Reply

        I know this to be true because my brother is making a car entirely out of edible goods, and my mom brought home a box of Twinkies. Ergo, either they still exist or they are a mass hallucination.

        • Moe Lane
          June 6, 2017, 12:05 am | # | Reply

          Building it one Reese’s Piece at a time, huh?

    • Chrisn
      June 5, 2017, 2:13 am | # | Reply

      Hope they weren’t extirpated. I hear that involves walnuts, and that’d ruin their flavor.

      • Pygar
        June 5, 2017, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

        Crushed walnut shell powder is used in sandblasting, as it is gentler. I imagine extirpation as involving shellblasting…

        • Chrisn
          June 6, 2017, 12:06 am | # | Reply

          Yeeshk.

      • jdreyfuss
        January 29, 2020, 5:11 pm | # | Reply

        Flavor?

  2. rbuckalew
    June 5, 2017, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Somebody needs a normal distribution table and values for mean and standard deviation.

    • mrinku
      June 5, 2017, 5:58 am | # | Reply

      Someone needs to watch the original Ghostbusters again… 🙂

    • WJS
      August 2, 2019, 3:13 am | # | Reply

      …You know you just reminded me that the symbol for standard deviation is sigma. The comments have discussed sigma as the symbol for summation, but I don’t believe anyone has commented on it also being a symbol of deviation from normality.

  3. Trisscar
    June 5, 2017, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    “I mean, I’m walking around and talking to a stuffed alligator in broad daylight, while using a Twinkie as a metaphor. I also usually have a severed autonomous hand on my shoulder and lug around body parts. What about this doesn’t say high baseline of weirdness exactly?”

  4. mythriver11
    June 5, 2017, 6:55 am | # | Reply

    ‘Normal weirdness’ should have been the title of this webcomic.

  5. Robert Nowall
    June 5, 2017, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    A metaphor that has a shelf life of over a thousand years?

    • WJS
      August 2, 2019, 3:14 am | # | Reply

      According to wikipedia, that’s a myth, the shelflife is actually 45 days. That’s still not bad for baked goods containing cream, of course.

      • jdreyfuss
        January 29, 2020, 5:12 pm | # | Reply

        That’s because it’s not cream. It’s beef tallow.

  6. Robert Nowall
    June 5, 2017, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Imagine there’s a Twinkie,
    Cream-filled and so sweet.
    No Hostess cupcake,
    But a gold-delicious treat.
    Imagine all the weirdness just round here today.

    Imagine there’s a Twinkie,
    It’s simple when you think.
    Six inches long or better,
    And not about to shrink.
    Imagine all the weirdness it must symbolize, you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

    You may say he’s a weirdo,
    But he’s not out there alone.
    Quite a fly in the ointment,
    As the strip so far has shown.

    Imagine there’s possession,
    Purchased at the corner store.
    Alligator taken over:
    Caveat Emptor!
    Imagine all the weirdness spiking to a high, you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

    You may say he’s a weirdo,
    But he’s not out there alone.
    Quite a fly in the ointment,
    As the strip so far has shown.

    —from, well, obviously, “Imagine,” John Lennon.

    • Sean K.
      June 6, 2017, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

      That rhyme in the 3rd verse is great!

  7. davidbreslin101
    June 5, 2017, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    In Panel 1, the spirit that inhabits that crocodile has distorted its body into a hideous, unnatural posture. Which proves that “Godfrey” was actually a tyrannosaur. Specifically, a mid-20th-century tyrannosaur.

    • Robert Nowall
      June 5, 2017, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      I was thinking he was a caiman. Mostly the size.

  8. SemiSaneAuthor
    June 5, 2017, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else thinking of Ghostbusters with the twinkie analogy?

    • rylen
      June 5, 2017, 10:39 am | # | Reply

      It’s a great Ghostbusters reference.

      Egon: “Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.”

      Here, I’m guessing an increase of 30-50%, which is huge, especially starting from a high baseline.

      • Shadowmehr
        June 5, 2017, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        Loved that scene.

  9. Bruce A Munro
    June 5, 2017, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder what the weirdness-blind see the stuffed alligator as? A dog? Or a little person in a lizard costume? (Not the strangest thing you might see in _our_ New Orleans).

    • Robert Nowall
      June 5, 2017, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

      Of course we have no idea why Remy was buying the dead alligator carcass in the first place…

      • Rex Vivat
        June 6, 2017, 12:06 am | # | Reply

        Yes we do. He was making a protection charm.

  10. luciferlordofpride
    June 5, 2017, 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Standard accessory for wizards, according to Terry Pratchett.

  11. WJS
    August 2, 2019, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, that makes me wonder if the rate of reality-blindness is positively or negatively correlated with the weirdness level of a place.
    Are people more likely to develop reality blindness as a reaction the more weird things happen (it has been suggested that Bill-from-Narbonic‘s extreme reality blindness might be connected to Dave, although it’s unclear if that was a reaction to weird things happening around Dave or a different expression of Dave’s Mad Genius genes)?
    Or are they less likely to with exposure because they get used to them (the reality-blind Whimsy employees from ‘My House Is Me’ lost their reality blindness after their encounter with the field team).

    • jdreyfuss
      January 29, 2020, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

      It probably increases up to a certain threshold, so the Whimsy employees eventually broke through. New Orleans’ baseline is probably above that threshold though, so for them it’s more that they’ve seen it before so it doesn’t bother them.

  12. jdreyfuss
    January 29, 2020, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    That’s a decently oversized Twinkie.

  13. Knuckles
    April 1, 2025, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    A half foot twinkle is still pretty big

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