Can the remote’s sensors perceive spirits? If not, I’m going to go with about a probability of about .847, so that we can see the spirit getting frustrated that Nick can’t see the visitation.
If they can, then the spirit will go to Tip first, and be in the wrong room again ^_^.
The fairy is clearly one of the Google Glass users. “*DING-DING* FACE RECOGNIZED: ‘UNITY’ – Fine, let’s get this over with. Khm, ‘AWAKE AND BEHOLD ME, UNITY…!'”
More like the _Blackadder_ episode where the Three Witches tell Blackadder he’s destined to be the next King. After he leaves they look back and forth at each other and one says “Wait… Was that the right guy?” Then the right guy comes along and they start over.
It meant to go to her room, but it turned out it was wrong about who the princess is. Now that it realized it made a mistake, it’s trying to both apologize and disclaim responsibility in one statement, and in the most roundabout way possible, just like any corporation worth its salt.
Most likely because we know it’s not the government doing it. They don’t apologize. If it were the governement it would have went more like; “[Insert name here], you have been ordered to cease and desist all princess related activites or be arrested and/or audited forthwith. Comply!”
That last command might have been worded differently.
The sad Little House, on the eve of destruction,
Now time’s running out and its chances are poor!
When Unity gripes that she can’t be a princess,
The WhimsyCorp spirit appears like before!
It says it’s been erring, a boo-boo quite glaring …
Last night it intended to show up next door!
[CHORUS:]
You’re crapola, you WhimsyCorp spirit!
For all of the times that your songs I have sung,
I want in, but they won’t let me near it!
A cor-po-rate spirit can’t guide me worth dung! La-dee-dah, dee, etc …
Poor Unity winces, ’cause Tip as a princess
Is something that isn’t worth thinking about …
The info we’re wanting, the challenge is daunting,
The Star Chamber’s locked and they’re keeping us out!
Now Unity’s peeved, see! And not at the TV!
She’s waking up Sweetheart as we hear her shout … [repeat CHORUS]
Corporate America can spirit guide just fine. Just give the bankers the right drugs and keep them away from high ledges. It also explains a deal about the business/financial news each day.
Doesn’t EVERYBODY yell at cable news? Cable news shows even yell at other cable news, and sometimes they yell at other people on their cable news program.
Poor Unity. Were this a kid’s movie she would get an encouraging speech about how she just need’s to believe in herself, the power of friendship, etc. Here she just gets “Sorry, you really weren’t the prophesied hero after all” and not even an complimentary fruit basket.
Odds on Nick getting a visitation?
Can the remote’s sensors perceive spirits? If not, I’m going to go with about a probability of about .847, so that we can see the spirit getting frustrated that Nick can’t see the visitation.
If they can, then the spirit will go to Tip first, and be in the wrong room again ^_^.
I’m guessing the spirit meant to actually visit Tip anyway
It’s a corporate spirit, so it’s probably radioactive rather than aethereal.
No, you’re thinking of mad science spirits
My spirit guide comes in a bottle
I don’t know how people manage to live on that stuff, myself.
If it had the wrong room, how did it get her name right?
The fairy is clearly one of the Google Glass users. “*DING-DING* FACE RECOGNIZED: ‘UNITY’ – Fine, let’s get this over with. Khm, ‘AWAKE AND BEHOLD ME, UNITY…!'”
Kind of a Life of Brian scenario- I like it! Possibly the Spirit is a mind-reader with really crumby research skills….
More like the _Blackadder_ episode where the Three Witches tell Blackadder he’s destined to be the next King. After he leaves they look back and forth at each other and one says “Wait… Was that the right guy?” Then the right guy comes along and they start over.
…also explains poor indoors GPS precision. What’s a room’s worth of error between friends…? 😛
It meant to go to her room, but it turned out it was wrong about who the princess is. Now that it realized it made a mistake, it’s trying to both apologize and disclaim responsibility in one statement, and in the most roundabout way possible, just like any corporation worth its salt.
Most likely because we know it’s not the government doing it. They don’t apologize. If it were the governement it would have went more like; “[Insert name here], you have been ordered to cease and desist all princess related activites or be arrested and/or audited forthwith. Comply!”
That last command might have been worded differently.
(TUNE: “Calypso”, John Denver)
The sad Little House, on the eve of destruction,
Now time’s running out and its chances are poor!
When Unity gripes that she can’t be a princess,
The WhimsyCorp spirit appears like before!
It says it’s been erring, a boo-boo quite glaring …
Last night it intended to show up next door!
[CHORUS:]
You’re crapola, you WhimsyCorp spirit!
For all of the times that your songs I have sung,
I want in, but they won’t let me near it!
A cor-po-rate spirit can’t guide me worth dung!
La-dee-dah, dee, etc …
Poor Unity winces, ’cause Tip as a princess
Is something that isn’t worth thinking about …
The info we’re wanting, the challenge is daunting,
The Star Chamber’s locked and they’re keeping us out!
Now Unity’s peeved, see! And not at the TV!
She’s waking up Sweetheart as we hear her shout …
[repeat CHORUS]
Corporate America can spirit guide just fine. Just give the bankers the right drugs and keep them away from high ledges. It also explains a deal about the business/financial news each day.
Doesn’t EVERYBODY yell at cable news? Cable news shows even yell at other cable news, and sometimes they yell at other people on their cable news program.
+1!
Poor Unity. Were this a kid’s movie she would get an encouraging speech about how she just need’s to believe in herself, the power of friendship, etc. Here she just gets “Sorry, you really weren’t the prophesied hero after all” and not even an complimentary fruit basket.
I wanted to see Unity deck out in full princes gear – DARN you, WhimsyCorp spirit!
“Friggin Corporate America Can’t Spirit-Guide worth poop” works just as well out of context as it does in context.