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2018-01-22

by shaenon on January 22, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Unsinkable
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  1. awgiedawgie
    January 22, 2018, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    It’s a mistake you may not get the chance to make again. Not that I think you’re in mortal danger or anything…

    • Towering Barbarian
      January 22, 2018, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      The minds of monster may be easier to control telepathically then the minds of humans. So this may not be over yet.

      • theysabet
        January 22, 2018, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

        They may be harder to read and comprehend, though. A simpler brain doesn’t necessarily lead to a easy thought-process for hominids to understand. I mean, I have yet to figure out why my cat Gray likes to stick his head inside paper bags and then walk around my apartment bumping into things.

        • Manifesta
          January 22, 2018, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

          I haven’t even figured out why I like to do that.

          Sorry I broke your mirror, bythe way.

  2. Robert Nowall
    January 22, 2018, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Cinderblock has joined up with the Skin-Horse gang on this one.

    • Towering Barbarian
      January 22, 2018, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      “taking hostages” to “show who has the power” is not a superhero thing. And even though they’re just dressing up as superheroes to impress people they meet I doubt they would have gravitated to this group if they didn’t genuinely have some impulses in that direction on a subconscious level at least. ^_^

      • Shikome Kido Mi
        January 22, 2018, 1:40 am | # | Reply

        Hah, that’s what I said.
        http://skin-horse.com/comic/of-nigel-the/#comment-230384

      • Thenardyr
        January 22, 2018, 1:48 am | # | Reply

        Plus Panoptica is ignoring “Cerebriac’s” orders, which probably confuses and annoys Cinderblock. Having loyal idiots who always follow orders can be a double-edged sword.

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          January 22, 2018, 5:11 am | # | Reply

          “Henchmen. Evil, obedient, bright — pick any two”

  3. Towering Barbarian
    January 22, 2018, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    That’s OK, Pan! In the Palladium RPG you would still get experience points for “a good idea that didn’t work!” and in fairness to you Jonah’s precog did seem to have the effect of making him a Cloud Cuckoolander so I don’t think anyone can blame someone going into his mind for the first time for being distracted. ^_^

  4. Jerry Aethers
    January 22, 2018, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    No one ever told Pan that ADHD is contagious and that telepaths are very susceptible to it.

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      January 22, 2018, 5:13 am | # | Reply

      Hey, what are you trying to s—ooh, is that the seaplane from Tailspin?

  5. Bruce A Munro
    January 22, 2018, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Looking into the mind of a precog who can foresee _multiple_ futures is sort of like going onto TV tropes: you think you’ll just look up one thing, but before you know it it’s six hours later and you find yourself writing down the names of obscure Korean anime.

    • OneUniverse
      January 22, 2018, 1:33 am | # | Reply

      Sorry that this answer wasn’t quicker; I wound up writing down “A Vending Machine Boyfriend” and trying to find out if it was Korean or Japanese.

    • awgiedawgie
      January 22, 2018, 1:37 am | # | Reply

      Or you think you’ll look up just one thing, and before you know it it’s six hours later, and not only have you still not looked it up, you’ve forgotten what you wanted to look up in the first place.

    • Jothki
      January 23, 2018, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      Also, can you ever be sure that you’ve actually stopped reading their mind, rather than just reading their mind about a potential future where you’ve stopped reading it?

  6. BRGR
    January 22, 2018, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like a win-win to me.
    Sure, she got distracted, but she also got to read the mind of a pre-cog.

  7. Robert Nowall
    January 22, 2018, 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Oh, he came to her place to distract her,
    And she stalled so she could pick his brain.
    Then she launched her big counteroffensive,
    A mistake that she won’t make again.

    In control of the ship situation,
    A variety of things she could do.
    There was one that she shouldn’t have chosen,
    Overestimating Jonah Yu.

    All the others were locked up in prison,
    But the robots escaped to attack.
    She forgot that they had Good Ol’ Rhodey,
    And they hacked into Cerebriac.

    Taken over a war-surplus ice ship,
    AG-I team to do as she bids.
    She’d have gotten away with the evil,
    If it wasn’t for those rotten kids!

    —from, well, a variety of songs. (“I’m thinking tonight of my blue eyes, concerning a great speckled bird. I didn’t know God made honky-tonk angels, and went back to the wild side of life.” —David Allen Coe.)

    • casimir
      January 22, 2018, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Well shoot! I couldn’t remember how those songs go, so I went with my fall-back, “Red River Valley”. It almost always fits.

    • cubist
      January 26, 2018, 8:28 pm | # | Reply

      For whatever reason, the first tune I thought of that fits is Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini.

      Needs a suitable chorus if it’s to be sung to that tune…

      Four, three, two, one, how could things have gone undone?
      It was that wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, pre-cog-ni-tive lit-tle kid-die
      Doing what he thought would be okay
      That wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, pre-cog-ni-tive lit-tle kid-die
      Don’t know why he thought I could be swayed.

  8. Ogden Wernstrom
    January 22, 2018, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    “Lost track of time while psychically interrogating subject in possession of 1. potentially invaluable insights into the future of AG-I and 2. the cutest brown eyes.” Mental note: omit item #2 from incident report.

    • awgiedawgie
      January 22, 2018, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      You seem to be unusually obsessed with this attraction you seem to think Pan has for Jonah. I really and truly hope and pray that you are wrong.

      • Ogden Wernstrom
        January 22, 2018, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

        My being wrong is a virtual certainty, if you take the writers’ word for it, because they are CLEARLY biased. Just because the writers can’t recognize the real heroes of their story doesn’t mean I have to follow their lead. Anyway, it’s just meant as a cheap joke along the lines of /r/theempiredidnothingwrong.

        • awgiedawgie
          January 23, 2018, 12:20 am | # | Reply

          Then again, you may be right.

  9. Ogden Wernstrom
    January 22, 2018, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

    Pan’s incident report to Mr. Green ends up being in the spirit of Therkla the half-orc’s death monologue. “Extirpation means local extinction. I am content to be extirpated from this universe, knowing that what I want is only attainable in others.”

  10. Shadowmehr
    January 22, 2018, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    This is the rare case of both a positive and negative example of Hanlon’s Razor. It really should be recorded and studied by future philosophers and cynics.

  11. haluesen10
    January 22, 2018, 8:25 pm | # | Reply

    Does this mean that Jonah is too dumb to be outsmarted? Or too wacky to be predicted?

    • Marisa Mockery
      January 22, 2018, 10:03 pm | # | Reply

      Why not both?

    • reynard61
      January 23, 2018, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      [Kosh] Yes. [/Kosh]

  12. Knuckles
    February 4, 2022, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    Correcting myself from last strip.

    The greatest weakness of a telepath is having a brain *filled* with useless information

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